You can hire up to six MSU spirit squad members to entertain at your next business function, barbecue, or bachelor party! Here is the price breakdown for a four-hour get-together in Fayetteville:
$200 for first hour
+ $50 * 3 for three additional hours
+ $0.48 * 1002 for mileage (round-trip) from Starkville to Bottoms Up
+ $6 * 6 for meal reimbursement (required for all outings greater than 4 hours)
*NOTE: Bully the Bulldog may be hired for an additional $350, and requires another $20 or $30 for lap dance-related expenses. It is unclear from the MSU site if Bully carries enough singles for a proper tip.
Please contact Melissa Nichols at 662-325-3188 or e-mail at email@example.com
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Tip-off is Thursday night at 8 p.m. CST at Bud Walton Arena. Plenty of great seats are still available through the Razorback Ticket Office; call (479) 575-5151 or toll-free (800) 982-4647. The game will be broadcast on ESPN2. You can also catch the game by tuning in to your local Arkansas Razorback Radio Network affiliate, or direct your Internet browser to Woopig.net, the leader in Razorback fandom since the beginning of earth.