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« Reply #50 on: August 15, 2006, 02:46:07 PM »
PorkPhat invented the large font.

Swahili is just a PorkPhat wannabe.

And I agree with PorkPhat.

I don't see/didn't see what was so great about Casey Dick.

And Robert Johnson has been named the #1 quarterback.

I'm not saying Dick is not the # 3 qb, simply that the lack of organization and lack of a master plan for the football team is infuckingfuriating. It's chaos every fucki.ng fall, and it has gotten real damn old.

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Re: The truth about Casey Dick's back...He has a fractured vertebrae...
« Reply #51 on: August 15, 2006, 02:49:35 PM »
I'm not saying Dick is not the # 3 qb, simply that the lack of organization and lack of a master plan for the football team is infuckingfuriating. It's chaos evey fucki.ng fall, and it has gotten real damn old.
I wasn't talking about the quarterbacks to you.

I was talking to everybody.

I was breaking down font to you.

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« Reply #52 on: August 15, 2006, 02:49:58 PM »
I don't think Dick is all that great, but I'd sure like to have him as the third QB instead of, say, Clark Irwin or Nathan Emert.


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« Reply #53 on: August 15, 2006, 02:51:01 PM »
I was just giving PP shit, I've been here long enough to be fully aware of Porkphats font issues.


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« Reply #54 on: August 15, 2006, 02:55:34 PM »
I don't think Dick is all that great, but I'd sure like to have him as the third QB instead of, say, Clark Irwin or Nathan Emert.

After much parsing and a move even further away from Fayetteville, I can confidently say that Emert is as solid a 3rd string quarterback as there is in the SEC.  His passes may have more touch than any QB in Arkansas history.


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« Reply #55 on: August 15, 2006, 03:05:47 PM »
I dont think I like the tone that is suggested regarding the comment concerning Travis Tritt's hair.



Also, we should never use a 3rd string QB.

I hope we don't have to. But we all recall fondly that whimsical night in late August 2001, when the Parade of Signal-Callers on Markham commenced against UNLV, and I think it makes us all quite misty-eyed.

Travis Tritt has flowing bronze locks, and I challenge you to name a better country "hair pair" than him and Mr. Marty Stuart.

After much parsing and a move even further away from Fayetteville, I can confidently say that Emert is as solid a 3rd string quarterback as there is in the SEC.  His passes may have more touch than any QB in Arkansas history.

I do not trust him. If you rearrange the letters in his name, you get "Eat Mr. T Henna." That is code for something sinister.


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« Reply #56 on: August 15, 2006, 03:13:27 PM »
Ummm, have you checked out Keith Urban?   He has a modern haircut that is fit for a king.


Additionally, he just married that lady whose face looks like the Cat in the Hat.

He is but one man, and he may not even be a man at all.

Meanwhile, I show this to you but once.


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Re: The truth about Casey Dick's back...He has a fractured vertebrae...
« Reply #57 on: August 15, 2006, 03:17:51 PM »
After much parsing and a move even further away from Fayetteville, I can confidently say that Emert is as solid a 3rd string quarterback as there is in the SEC.  His passes may have more touch than any QB in Arkansas history.

Senator, I've seen Nathan Emert play, and Casey Dick is no Nathan Emert.  Emert has more quarterback tools than Johnson and Dick, in my opinion.  The question I have is this:  Is Emert eligible this year?  He transferred from a D II to a DI.  I thought he had to sit out a year, but maybe he doesn't.  Anybody with solid information about this?

By the way, stop worrying, a reminder was given to us all that the MRI was negative, which probably translates to mean that his back isn't any more injured than it already was, and he had a cracked or even broken wing on a vertabra or something, right?  Once again, the hollow, "Casey is almost 100 %" spoken by the head coach on statewide radio, and at numerous Razorback clubs was to keep USC working on our offense with Casey at the helm, which translates to "get ready for a kid who averaged about 140 yds passing per game versus Mississippi St. SC, Ole Miss, and LSU.  Oh yeah, we almost beat LSU with Casey at the helm."


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« Reply #58 on: August 15, 2006, 03:25:39 PM »
Senator, I've seen Nathan Emert play, and Casey Dick is no Nathan Emert.  Emert has more quarterback tools than Johnson and Dick, in my opinion.  The question I have is this:  Is Emert eligible this year?  He transferred from a D II to a DI.  I thought he had to sit out a year, but maybe he doesn't.  Anybody with solid information about this?

By the way, stop worrying, a reminder was given to us all that the MRI was negative, which probably translates to mean that his back isn't any more injured than it already was, and he had a cracked or even broken wing on a vertabra or something, right?  Once again, the hollow, "Casey is almost 100 %" spoken by the head coach on statewide radio, and at numerous Razorback clubs was to keep USC working on our offense with Casey at the helm, which translates to "get ready for a kid who averaged about 140 yds passing per game versus Mississippi St. SC, Ole Miss, and LSU.  Oh yeah, we almost beat LSU with Casey at the helm."

Sometimes I think Dale doesn't even know when he's lying.  The rest of us can tell because his lips are moving. 

I got to thinking yesterday about how prior to the South Carolina game last year all we heard was that Casey was going to start because he'd run the spread option offense in high school, and that was what we were looking to run as well.  Never mind the fact that Casey would have a hard time running down Zac Tubbs in a foot race.  Does Dale seriously believe that Steve Spurrier or Pete Carroll take him seriously enough to pay attention to his thinly veiled gamesmanship?  Now he seems to think that USC is going to prepare differently for one scrub QB who couldn't run their scout team as opposed to one of the others?  What a fucking joke.


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Re: The truth about Casey Dick's back...He has a fractured vertebrae...
« Reply #59 on: August 15, 2006, 03:30:51 PM »
Senator, I've seen Nathan Emert play, and Casey Dick is no Nathan Emert.  Emert has more quarterback tools than Johnson and Dick, in my opinion.  The question I have is this:  Is Emert eligible this year?  He transferred from a D II to a DI.  I thought he had to sit out a year, but maybe he doesn't.  Anybody with solid information about this?

He is not eligible this season.  Clark Irwin is our #3.

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Re: The truth about Casey Dick's back...He has a fractured vertebrae...
« Reply #60 on: August 15, 2006, 03:44:55 PM »
Ummm, have you checked out Keith Urban?   He has a modern haircut that is fit for a king.


Additionally, he just married that lady whose face looks like the Cat in the Hat.


I don't know what Keith Urban's haircut is like now, but here is what it looked like back in April.


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« Reply #61 on: August 15, 2006, 03:53:41 PM »
A raiders assistant had flowing locks last night.

Rob Ryan I think.

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« Reply #62 on: August 15, 2006, 04:40:19 PM »
I used to love Travis Tritt, especially in the Wheelchair Music Video Trilogy. 


I like "Its a Great Day to Be a Guy," so I guess that kind of makes me a fan of The Tritt.

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Re: The truth about Casey Dick's back...He has a fractured vertebrae...
« Reply #63 on: August 15, 2006, 09:13:31 PM »
to sum up the point of this thread:

some dude comes up with supposed secret info that Casey Dick has a jacked up back and then a bunch of you people pile on to him bitching about how he is an idiot because NUTT told you that everything was okay.

It's like watching my dog chase its tail all day. 


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« Reply #64 on: August 16, 2006, 06:12:50 AM »
http://arkansas.scout.com/2/557449.html

Guess I was partially right.

Stress reaction at L2 for Mr. Dick.  They claim there is no fracture, but the injury did happen when he was drilled by Olajabutu.

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« Reply #65 on: August 16, 2006, 07:13:22 AM »
http://arkansas.scout.com/2/557449.html

Guess I was partially right.

Stress reaction at L2 for Mr. Dick.  They claim there is no fracture, but the injury did happen when he was drilled by Olajabutu.

Stress reaction?  What the....?  Would anyone care to elaborate on that?  Apork? 

Sounds like a pseudo-medical term.
 
Is Rob Tillman a physician?  I did some googling and found a physical therapist in Little Rock named Rob Tillman.  Is that who they are talking about?


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« Reply #66 on: August 16, 2006, 07:14:33 AM »
Is Rob Tillman a physician?  I did some googling and found a physical therapist in Little Rock named Rob Tillman.  Is that who they are talking about?

He is a physical therapist.


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« Reply #67 on: August 16, 2006, 07:41:32 AM »
The coaches are going to "talk real hard" about naming a starter so at least we've got that going for us :thumbup:


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Re: The truth about Casey Dick's back...He has a fractured vertebrae...
« Reply #68 on: August 16, 2006, 08:39:06 AM »
Someone on HI has also made the comment that Casey's dad is pissed because the staff (read Transformer) had him doing extra weightlifiting with heavy weights during the summer and the old man thinks that this did not allow Casey's back to heal properly over the summer.


Thanks Decker.....you douchebag.


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« Reply #69 on: August 16, 2006, 08:41:21 AM »
Someone on HI has also made the comment that Casey's dad is pissed because the staff (read Transformer) had him doing extra weightlifiting with heavy weights during the summer and the old man thinks that this did not allow Casey's back to heal properly over the summer.


Thanks Decker.....you douchebag.

Decker was under the understanding that Casey's back was "just a little sore."


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« Reply #70 on: August 16, 2006, 08:58:50 AM »
I used to love Travis Tritt, especially in the Wheelchair Music Video Trilogy.   You know the ones, he played a disabled veteran named Mac struggling to cope with a return to normal life and his marriage with Annie.   Well, with the help of others, he does in fact "go get em, Mac" and takes a black gentleman home with him to start a business and new life with Annie.

All is well in their life as Mac and the black guy run a successful marine motor repair business.  One day, a pregnant Annie isnt paying attention, slips, falls and stupidily dies.    Anyway, in probably the greatest video moment in history, Part 2 ends with an emotionally crippled (no pun intended) Tritt naming his new daughter................Annie.

I dont remember much about the 3rd installment.   He sang, it showed the little girl, and a picture of the dead ex wife.


All in all, a CMT masterpiece.

That was some gripping melodrama.


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Re: The truth about Casey Dick's back...He has a fractured vertebrae...
« Reply #71 on: August 16, 2006, 09:20:29 AM »
Decker was under the understanding that Casey's back was "just a little sore."

So was Dedrick Poole's hammy.


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Re: The truth about Casey Dick's back...He has a fractured vertebrae...
« Reply #72 on: August 16, 2006, 09:30:21 AM »
Not to defend the Transformer, but all we have heard about Casey's back is:

a.  HIPAA
b.  He'll be fine
c.  The family is not detailing the injury

Pleeeeasse don't report me to the moderator.

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« Reply #73 on: August 16, 2006, 09:32:51 AM »
So was Dedrick Poole's hammy.
Dedrick was still healthy enough to go out with Batman


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« Reply #74 on: August 16, 2006, 09:51:41 AM »
Not to defend the Transformer, but all we have heard about Casey's back is:

a.  HIPAA
b.  He'll be fine
c.  The family is not detailing the injury



Jesus Christ, they should have told Decker the whole truth.  Does anyone have a warm fuzzy that what they are telling us now in any way resembles the whole truth?