Author Topic: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight! (Read 2127469 times)

authorhawgerelli · « **Reply #100 on:** December 15, 2008, 03:03:31 PM »

Quote from: Buffinator on December 15, 2008, 02:59:07 PM

right on. all the real men will be out working.

Fail

All the real men will be working out not out working

Buffinator · « **Reply #101 on:** December 15, 2008, 03:05:06 PM »

for me my job is a workout.

and im not a fat asian.

Hottest_Karl_Ever · « **Reply #102 on:** December 15, 2008, 03:22:56 PM »

Quote from: DeezNutts on December 15, 2008, 11:01:29 AM

Ephedrine sales are through the roof here in Saline County in anticipation of WhiteDeath 2008. The only way folks here are getting out of their homes is if they have a sale on Stone Cold Steve Austin t-shirts at Walmarks.

Animal · « **Reply #103 on:** December 15, 2008, 04:33:13 PM »

There is something about driving a truck with no heat. Oh yeah it sucks when there are freezing death crystals falling from the sky.

Needless to say I'm convinced I need to take this bastard to Tice to get the heat fixed.

SteveJ · « **Reply #104 on:** December 15, 2008, 05:00:29 PM »

Mother Nature is a cruel bitch. She's simply teasing the Little Rock kids who are hoping to be out of school tomorrow. Meanwhile, towns just north and west have been under a pink blob almost all afternoon.

Pigproquo · « **Reply #105 on:** December 15, 2008, 05:02:10 PM »

Quote from: ElvisHog on December 15, 2008, 05:00:29 PM

Mother Nature is a cruel bitch. She's simply teasing the Little Rock kids who are hoping to be out of school tomorrow. Meanwhile, towns just north and west have been under a pink blob almost all afternoon.

Teresa's been hanging out in Conway?

authorhawgerelli · « **Reply #106 on:** December 15, 2008, 05:03:48 PM »

Quote from: Pigproquo on December 15, 2008, 05:02:10 PM

Teresa's been hanging out in Conway?

No. The heat generated by her thighs rubbing together have kept the temperature in LR to warm for the water to freeze.

ArkGuy · « **Reply #107 on:** December 15, 2008, 05:08:59 PM »

Classes were almost cancelled at UCA this afternoon until they found additional piles of Lu's severance package to set fire to.

capnthog · « **Reply #108 on:** December 15, 2008, 05:46:27 PM »

I've been busy tossing off into an ice tray all day.

My bloodline will go on.

DRYANKNPULL · « **Reply #109 on:** December 15, 2008, 06:27:55 PM »

Can anyone help me with a few cat resipees? Keep in mind all I got is kechup, salt and fennel seed.

Stephen Colboar · « **Reply #110 on:** December 15, 2008, 06:52:25 PM »

Quote from: DRYANKNPULL on December 15, 2008, 06:27:55 PM

Can anyone help me with a few cat resipees? Keep in mind all I got is kechup, salt and fennel seed.

A representative will be in touch with you shortly.

Curmudgeon · « **Reply #111 on:** December 15, 2008, 07:00:11 PM »

Quote from: DRYANKNPULL on December 15, 2008, 06:27:55 PM

Can anyone help me with a few cat resipees? Keep in mind all I got is kechup, salt and fennel seed.

Sounds like you can whip up a bit of Italian cat sausage, especially if you can find some parsley and a grinder.

DRYANKNPULL · « **Reply #112 on:** December 15, 2008, 07:06:23 PM »

I got some mustard greens and a wood chipper. I saved the intestines. You may be on to something with the sausage.

HOGGLY WOGGLY · « **Reply #113 on:** December 15, 2008, 07:09:56 PM »

Quote from: Curmudgeon on December 15, 2008, 07:00:11 PM

Sounds like you can whip up a bit of Italian cat sausage, especially if you can find some parsley and a grinder.

cotte · « **Reply #114 on:** December 15, 2008, 07:12:20 PM »

Quote from: DRYANKNPULL on December 15, 2008, 07:06:23 PM

I got some mustard greens and a wood chipper. I saved the intestines. You may be on to something with the sausage.

Boudin, I'm in!!!!

Count Porkula · « **Reply #115 on:** December 15, 2008, 07:14:47 PM »

wow. its crazy outside....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hT1iqvQN0Ho

DRYANKNPULL · « **Reply #116 on:** December 15, 2008, 07:17:11 PM »

Quote from: cotte on December 15, 2008, 07:12:20 PM

Boudin, I'm in!!!!

Allright, let's do it. But you need to know the freezer went out last week and the corndogs soured.

libertyhog · « **Reply #117 on:** December 15, 2008, 07:31:03 PM »

Sleet still falling. There is almost 1/2 inch on our fooking road.

Wondering if getting rid of all my essentials was a good idea.

I would gouge out Bigghurtts eyeball for a parliment light and slim jim right now.

Curmudgeon · « **Reply #118 on:** December 15, 2008, 07:34:56 PM »

Quote from: libertyhog on December 15, 2008, 07:31:03 PM

Sleet still falling. There is almost 1/2 inch on our fooking road.

Wondering if getting rid of all my essentials was a good idea.

I would gouge out Bigghurtts eyeball for a parliment light and slim jim right now.

And so begin the negotiations...

big_pig · « **Reply #119 on:** December 15, 2008, 08:10:00 PM »

Quote from: Curmudgeon on December 15, 2008, 07:34:56 PM

And so begin the negotiations...

Someones going to end up on "WCDC Weekend in Review."

Stephen Colboar · « **Reply #120 on:** December 15, 2008, 08:16:31 PM »

Fucking sleet.

I'm glad there's no PCDC thread. I'm about to hike up the road and rob the liquor store. I hope they're not out of newports. I will freak the fuck out.

porksamich · « **Reply #121 on:** December 15, 2008, 08:42:59 PM »

out of smokes and potted meat

bigghurtt · « **Reply #122 on:** December 15, 2008, 09:40:45 PM »

Quote from: libertyhog on December 15, 2008, 07:31:03 PM

I would gouge out Bigghurtts eyeball for a parliment light and slim jim right now.

that's soooo 6 months ago.

libertyhog · « **Reply #123 on:** December 15, 2008, 09:45:10 PM »

Quote from: bigghurtt on December 15, 2008, 09:40:45 PM

that's soooo 6 months ago.

You jobbed your eye out 6 months ago?

DRod70 · « **Reply #124 on:** December 15, 2008, 09:54:20 PM »

It's cold as shit here with intermittent sleet but I'm cozy and warm laying up here next to Hoggly's mom. Worked out perfect on my night, bishes.