Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!

[porksamich]

I'm down to a pint and a half of Thunderbird and 8 half-smoked camels...God get me through the night.

[2livejew]

I'm down to a pint and a half of Thunderbird and 8 half-smoked camels...God get me through the night.

O-k-l-a-h-o-m-a

[Sliver72]

Got some green beer that's left from New Year's Eve 8 years ago....some bricks of Ramen noodles....old furniture that I can burn if I need to. The umportant thing here is to not panic. If we don't panic, everything's going to be all right.

[johnbuk]

Got some green beer that's left from New Year's Eve 8 years ago....some bricks of Ramen noodles....old furniture that I can burn if I need to. The umportant thing here is to not panic. If we don't panic, everything's going to be all right.

How do you not panic in a Class 3 Kill Storm?

[GeoHogsGeo]

I miss the storms when you start thinking about yer rashin's...

[Stephen Colboar]

Snowing hard here in Kansas City.

KC 1
NWA 0

I was unaware that the Royals organization was so divided.



Anyways, I feel really good today. In these economic times, I feel like I have to help out.
This is why, thanks to the help of Fox 16 and Clear Channel, we've got a trailer sitting at the Clear Channel Metroplex. It leaves in 30 minutes.
I just broke into the back of the Toddy Shop on west Cantrell, capped the two employees up front, barricaded the front door and loaded up three Uhauls with everything they had.  However, that only filled up the trailer half-full at the Metroplex.

It leaves in 30 minutes. Act quickly Central Arkansas.

[libertyhog]

I'm taking a different approach this year.  Last year I stocked up on all the shit you stock up when Arkansas gets these storm warnings...

I've just now used up the last of the beef jerky and parliment lights.  Hail, I still have 62 cases of toilet paper in the basement.

Sooo.......this year.  I just poured the last of the milk down the drain and toasted the bread to make yankee stuffing, which everybody knows is inedible.

[notaslibro]

I guess I will take some of the batteries from the pillow case for my weather radio.

[Curmudgeon]

I'm taking a different approach this year.  Last year I stocked up on all the shit you stock up when Arkansas gets these storm warnings...

I've just now used up the last of the beef jerky and parliment lights.  Hail, I still have 62 cases of toilet paper in the basement.

Sooo.......this year.  I just poured the last of the milk down the drain and toasted the bread to make yankee stuffing, which everybody knows is inedible.

Mmm... beef jerky.  You make severe weather sound delicious.

[Jar2]

I'm taking a different approach this year.  Last year I stocked up on all the shit you stock up when Arkansas gets these storm warnings...

I've just now used up the last of the beef jerky and parliment lights.  Hail, I still have 62 cases of toilet paper in the basement.

Sooo.......this year.  I just poured the last of the milk down the drain and toasted the bread to make yankee stuffing, which everybody knows is inedible.

Cornbread stuffing sucks.

[notaslibro]

Cornbread stuffing sucks.

Yankee stuffing = hot water heater
Cornbread stuffing = military intelligence

[Jar2]

Yankee stuffing = hot water heater
Cornbread stuffing = military intelligence

Yankee Sweet Cornbread > that salty Southern Crapbread.

And while I'm at it, a Coke is a fucking Coke.
 

[notaslibro]

Yankee Sweet Cornbread > that salty Southern Crapbread.

And while I'm at it, a Coke is a fricking Coke.
 

I say, I say.  Thou hast offended.

[Curmudgeon]

Yankee Sweet Cornbread > that salty Southern Crapbread.

And while I'm at it, a Coke is a fucking Coke.
 

Yankees have cornbread?  I was unaware.  My mother/grandma/great-grandma always made cornbread which tasted sweet to me at least, and they were all from the SE Arkansas area, so...
Coke is a shortened name for Coca-Cola, which is a type of soda.

[Jar2]

I say, I say.  Thou hast offended.

Lookherenah, would it help if I admit y'all do make ice tea the way God intended?

[notaslibro]

Yankees have cornbread?  I was unaware.  My mother/grandma/great-grandma always made cornbread which tasted sweet to me at least, and they were all from the SE Arkansas area, so...
Coke is a shortened name for Coca-Cola, which is a type of soda.

Ahem.

Co-cola.

[Jar2]

Yankees have cornbread?  I was unaware.  My mother/grandma/great-grandma always made cornbread which tasted sweet to me at least, and they were all from the SE Arkansas area, so...
Coke is a shortened name for Coca-Cola, which is a type of soda.

You are not from da Souf.

[Curmudgeon]

You are not from da Souf.

Oh, my mistake.

Being raised on television steals the right of silly accents and vernacular, but I can't speak for the cornbread confusion.

For the record, I've lived in AR since I was born, save a few months.

[ups_hog]

Just had my first encounter with winter.  Was letting the dogs out, stepped on the porch steps, and busted my ass. 

So is it snowing in NWA or what?  Is anyone alive there?

[Jar2]

Just had my first encounter with winter.  Was letting the dogs out, stepped on the porch steps, and busted my ass. 

So is it snowing in NWA or what?  Is anyone alive there?

Where in The 'Lou are you?  I'm out here in Kirkwood/Des Peres and there is no ice or snow as of yet.

[ups_hog]

Where in The 'Lou are you?  I'm out here in Kirkwood/Des Peres and there is no ice or snow as of yet.

Dogtown... Right across 40 from the zoo.  If you know where Seamus McDaniel's is, I'm easy walking distance from there.  Or the Steak n Shake on Hampton.  It was slick on the wood steps coming off the porch, but it may not be freezing on anything else though.

[APhiOHog]

Where in The 'Lou are you?  I'm out here in Kirkwood/Des Peres and there is no ice or snow as of yet.

Dogtown... Right across 40 from the zoo.  If you know where Seamus McDaniel's is, I'm easy walking distance from there.  Or the Steak n Shake on Hampton.  It was slick on the wood steps coming off the porch, but it may not be freezing on anything else though.

Good layer of sleet on everything here in U-City.
(At least I think you'd call it U-City...near Pershing & Debaliviere just north of the Park.)

[Jar2]

Dogtown... Right across 40 from the zoo.  If you know where Seamus McDaniel's is, I'm easy walking distance from there.  Or the Steak n Shake on Hampton.  It was slick on the wood steps coming off the porch, but it may not be freezing on anything else though.

SMcD's is awsome.  As is Pat's just around the corner.  

I wasn't doubting you, and as soon as I read my reply, I said to myself, "He must have a wood deck, you dumas."  I still can't believe it was almost 55 this morning when I biked Cliff Cave park.

[ups_hog]

Good layer of sleet on everything here in U-City.
(At least I think you'd call it U-City...near Pershing & Debaliviere just north of the Park.)

Right now I'm looking forward to the first good snow, but I'm sure that as soon as I realize that people here expect me to function as if the world is not ending, I will no longer like it.

[Jar2]

Good layer of sleet on everything here in U-City.
(At least I think you'd call it U-City...near Pershing & Debaliviere just north of the Park.)

Ahhh... a Washoo student?  Yep, that's U City.