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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #4675 on: March 19, 2012, 07:45:42 PM »
Put the truck in the barn in case of hail.  Starting to think this may be a dud.


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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #4676 on: March 19, 2012, 08:25:50 PM »
Starting to think this may be a dud.

you are obviously a rookie -

we will be by later to pillage and plunder your estate and wimmens.   

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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #4677 on: March 19, 2012, 08:50:44 PM »
you are obviously a rookie -

we will be by later to pillage and plunder your estate and wimmens.

Make no mistake about it.  Truck is in the barn, stocked up on beam on the ride home, have enough propane and venison to last a long time.  Plus I'm a tad conservative, so I'm unreasonably well armed because as you know, hippies want to take my guns.  Bring it.


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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #4678 on: March 19, 2012, 08:59:27 PM »
Make no mistake about it.  Truck is in the barn, stocked up on beam on the ride home, have enough propane and venison to last a long time.  Plus I'm a tad conservative, so I'm unreasonably well armed because as you know, hippies want to take my guns.  Bring it.

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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #4679 on: March 19, 2012, 09:03:07 PM »
Don't lie. You're a closet doomsday prepper, aintcha?

Nah, I'll take it Lieutenant Dan style long before that.  And I hate canned food and left overs.  Who wants to live on that?


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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #4680 on: March 19, 2012, 09:08:39 PM »
I tell you what's the truth.  Crystal Egger (TWC) is VERY easy on the eyes.


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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #4681 on: March 19, 2012, 09:09:28 PM »
I tell you what's the truth.  Crystal Egger (TWC) is VERY easy on the eyes.

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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #4682 on: March 19, 2012, 09:12:27 PM »
500 posts.  You should know the rules by now.  We only have a couple.
I do, but I'm about to get slammed by that line of red, and I only have Wild Blue.  ie, you can spit in front of my dish and it goes out.  Hang on.


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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #4683 on: March 19, 2012, 09:20:10 PM »

quickest thing I could do.  Good luck, boys, see you tomorrow


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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #4684 on: March 19, 2012, 09:21:15 PM »
I do, but I'm about to get slammed by that line of red, and I only have Wild Blue

Shit, Man.  Now all you need is weed, whites, and wine.


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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #4685 on: March 19, 2012, 10:30:38 PM »
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Shit, Man.  Now all you need is weed, whites, and wine.


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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #4686 on: March 19, 2012, 10:42:29 PM »

quickest thing I could do.  Good luck, boys, see you tomorrow

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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #4687 on: March 19, 2012, 10:52:52 PM »
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« Reply #4688 on: March 19, 2012, 10:56:11 PM »
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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #4689 on: March 20, 2012, 12:13:54 AM »
Nah, I'll take it Lieutenant Dan style long before that.  And I hate canned food and left overs.  Who wants to live on that?

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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #4690 on: March 20, 2012, 07:32:17 AM »
You guys in Dallas building an Ark, yet?


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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #4691 on: March 20, 2012, 07:45:07 AM »
You guys in Dallas building an Ark, yet?

I don't think it's as bad as they thought, lots of rain but spread over 12 hours, places that always flood did, couple of house fires from lightning.

You can tell the weather guys are starved for attention from the lack of ice events this year.  I don't know if I have ever seen this much buildup for what is just basically a lot of rain.


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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #4692 on: March 20, 2012, 07:47:50 AM »
You guys in Dallas building an Ark, yet?

Dallas Alice.... she's Willin'

I don't think it's as bad as they thought, lots of rain but spread over 12 hours, places that always flood did, couple of house fires from lightning.

You can tell the weather guys are starved for attention from the lack of ice events this year.  I don't know if I have ever seen this much buildup for what is just basically a lot of rain.

Had to be neilson week.

How's this affecting the drought

Latest Graph from NWS Tulsa:


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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #4693 on: March 20, 2012, 07:56:13 AM »
Dallas Alice.... she's Willin'

Had to be neilson week.

How's this affecting the drought

Latest Graph from NWS Tulsa:


DISCUSSION...
WIDESPREAD SHOWER AND THUNDERSTORMS WILL CONTINUES TODAY AND
TONIGHT AHEAD OF A VERY LARGE...SLOW MOVING UPPER LEVEL STORM
SYSTEM. MUCH OF EASTERN OKLAHOMA AND NORTHWEST ARKANSAS HAVE
ALREADY SEEN 2 TO 4 INCH AMOUNTS OVER THE LAST 12 HOURS OR SO. AS
THE UPPER LEVEL SYSTEM SLOWLY DIVES SOUTHEAST INTO TEXAS
TODAY...THE HEAVIEST RAINFALL AXIS IS EXPECTED TO GRADUALLY SHIFT
EAST...WITH THE MOST THE MOST SIGNIFICANT TOTALS TODAY AND TONIGHT
EXPECTED ACROSS FAR EASTERN OKLAHOMA AND NORTHWEST ARKANSAS.
ADDITIONAL 3 TO 5 INCHES ARE EXPCTED IN THESE AREAS...WITH
LOCALIZED AMOUNTS OF 10 TO 12 INCHES POSSIBLE. DEPSITE LESS RAIN
AMOUNTS EXPECTED ACROSS A LARGE PORTION OF EASTERN OKLAHOMA TODAY
AND TONIGHT...RIVER FLOODING AND RUNOFF WILL BE ONGOING IN THESE
AREAS AND WILL STILL CREATE FLOODING PROBLEMS.


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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #4694 on: March 20, 2012, 08:01:40 AM »
But beads and roman sandals won't be seen.

What's with the OU references?  Do they have a kickass meteorologist program?

Yes, OU is also Tornado U. They have a big time program. Most of your trained weathermen in this region went there. Lot's of those gouys on TV are OU grads, even the worshipped Dan Scoff. Garrett Lewis however went to Sippi St.

KFSM must not pay much for this tv personality to be sporting these nosebleeds:

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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #4695 on: March 20, 2012, 08:06:21 AM »
I don't think it's as bad as they thought, lots of rain but spread over 12 hours, places that always flood did, couple of house fires from lightning.

You can tell the weather guys are starved for attention from the lack of ice events this year.  I don't know if I have ever seen this much buildup for what is just basically a lot of rain.

Going by the radar, it looked like ya'll got steady rain non-stop for 12 hours.


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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #4696 on: March 20, 2012, 09:10:45 AM »
You guys in Dallas building an Ark, yet?

I do not know about Dallas, but 50 Miles Northeast, two wilderbeast were looking for a place to stay until Noah arrived


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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #4697 on: March 20, 2012, 11:04:32 AM »
This storm is pulling a Mizzou.


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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #4698 on: March 20, 2012, 11:30:42 AM »
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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #4699 on: March 20, 2012, 02:04:38 PM »
Tornado watch may be issued for Central Arkansas soon.  The storm heading this way spawned twisters in Texass.

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DATA FROM LITTLE ROCK IS SUGGESTIVE OF 0-1 KM SRH ON THE ORDER OF 150-200 M2/S2 AMID STRONG DEEP LAYER SOUTHERLY FLOW...WHICH WOULD SUPPORT LINE-EMBEDDED BOWS/MESOVORTICES ALONG WITH THE CONDITIONAL POSSIBILITY OF SOME SUPERCELLS IMMEDIATELY AHEAD OF THE CONVECTIVE LINE.