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Do you read Nate Allen?

Yes, he is a polished journalist who represents the Arkansas program well
6 (6%)
No, he is an embarrasment to the program and should begin following Ole Miss
64 (64%)
Who is Nate Allen?
30 (30%)

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Offline TheOtherWhiteMeat

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Your Nate Allen Thread
« on: August 08, 2009, 05:03:58 PM »
Sadly, Nate cannot help but to try and make himself relevant. What do you think?


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Re: Your Nate Allen Thread
« Reply #1 on: August 08, 2009, 05:21:55 PM »
What do you think?

that Nate doesn't deserve a thread


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Re: Your Nate Allen Thread
« Reply #2 on: August 08, 2009, 05:24:57 PM »
He may deep down bleed Razorback red but man is he just a sloppy person. The look Paul Petrino gave him at the beginning of his time during the presser was gold.

While watching those Razor Vision presser clips I was actually somewhat impressed with Trey Biddy...he had several good questions to the coaching staff while others were just rather boring and obvious. He is a first rate tool on DTS but at least he seems to be developing somewhat in the press room.

I couldn't make out who the other reporters were.


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Re: Your Nate Allen Thread
« Reply #3 on: August 08, 2009, 05:26:10 PM »
His fellatio skills are no longer wanted by the Athletic Dept.

Guessing he'll be suckin' random cocks at the rest stops soon. Just to get something warm in his belly.


« Last Edit: August 08, 2009, 05:29:51 PM by TwistedFister »

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Re: Your Nate Allen Thread
« Reply #4 on: August 08, 2009, 05:26:27 PM »
Maybe someone can capture a screen shot of his cargo shorts bunched up in the crack of his ass and then you can all see how revolting and disgusting he really is. :sick: Damn, that is a nasty thing to behold. Nate and grit representing our program is bad.

Excuse me, I think you've mistaken me for someone who gives a shi_t.

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Re: Your Nate Allen Thread
« Reply #5 on: August 08, 2009, 05:30:17 PM »

Forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

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Re: Your Nate Allen Thread
« Reply #6 on: August 08, 2009, 05:38:49 PM »
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Forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

Offline Aporkalypse_Now

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Re: Your Nate Allen Thread
« Reply #7 on: August 08, 2009, 05:40:55 PM »
I'm pretty sure he was wearing jorts as well.


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Re: Your Nate Allen Thread
« Reply #8 on: August 08, 2009, 05:49:58 PM »
I'm pretty sure he was wearing jorts as well.
Blue cargo shorts I think. Cargo shorts are his thang. grit is the jorts guy. When grit really gets dressed up he goes with the cargo pants or shorts. grit's idea of formal wear is cargo and a t-shirt. Otherwise, it's a jersey and jorts. Nate's preferred attire is cargos, a button up shirt and sandals. They're both slobs though.

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Re: Your Nate Allen Thread
« Reply #9 on: August 08, 2009, 06:50:20 PM »
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Cove, I have to give you credit; you come up with some funny ass shit.


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Re: Your Nate Allen Thread
« Reply #10 on: August 08, 2009, 06:54:52 PM »
Nate needs to sit his ass down. In the corner.

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Re: Your Nate Allen Thread
« Reply #11 on: August 08, 2009, 07:17:28 PM »
Nate needs to sit his ass down. In the corner raging Aggie bonfire.

I agree with what you are saying, but am to the point where I just don't care if they ever change their tun

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Re: Your Nate Allen Thread
« Reply #12 on: August 08, 2009, 07:18:48 PM »
Nate

You suck.  Eat shit and die. 

Orville


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Re: Your Nate Allen Thread
« Reply #13 on: August 08, 2009, 07:28:56 PM »
Does he bother wearing socks?


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Re: Your Nate Allen Thread
« Reply #14 on: August 08, 2009, 07:30:35 PM »
Cove, I have to give you credit; you come up with some funny ass shit.

 8-)

Forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

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Re: Your Nate Allen Thread
« Reply #15 on: August 08, 2009, 07:58:18 PM »
Paul looks like he wants to kick Nate Allen's ass...




Edit my bad

« Last Edit: August 08, 2009, 08:51:39 PM by Animal »

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Re: Your Nate Allen Thread
« Reply #16 on: August 08, 2009, 08:01:57 PM »
I'm pretty sure he was wearing jorts as well.

Wait -- didn't Nate break the story on Dale's cell phone's textual relations, no ummm...that's right he broke the story on Danny being in the coaches' box.......no, ummmm, okay, perhaps the Frank Broyles retirement....no? WTF does he do?


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Re: Your Nate Allen Thread
« Reply #17 on: August 08, 2009, 08:23:40 PM »
Wait -- didn't Nate break the story on Dale's cell phone's textual relations, no ummm...that's right he broke the story on Danny being in the coaches' box.......no, ummmm, okay, perhaps the Frank Broyles retirement....no? WTF does he do?

we know what you voted.

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Re: Your Nate Allen Thread
« Reply #18 on: August 08, 2009, 08:35:52 PM »
Paul looks like he wants to kick Nate Allen's ass...




PMFP is about two seconds from a Niedermayer vs. Flounder moment right there. 


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Re: Your Nate Allen Thread
« Reply #19 on: August 08, 2009, 08:49:43 PM »

This is a high quality post.

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Re: Your Nate Allen Thread
« Reply #20 on: August 08, 2009, 08:52:32 PM »
Paul looks like he wants to kick Nate Allen's ass...






That's a "you're violating the court order" type of look.


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Re: Your Nate Allen Thread
« Reply #21 on: August 08, 2009, 09:24:19 PM »
Last one for today.

Forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

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Re: Your Nate Allen Thread
« Reply #22 on: August 08, 2009, 09:40:08 PM »


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Re: Your Nate Allen Thread
« Reply #23 on: August 08, 2009, 09:41:33 PM »
Paul looks like he wants to kick Nate Allen's ass...




Edit my bad

I saw this look.  Hilarious.


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Re: Your Nate Allen Thread
« Reply #24 on: August 08, 2009, 09:42:10 PM »

Ya'll ever tried to suck a dick for 20 minutes?  It isn't easy.