University of Alabama (now with bigger tits!)

[raisinsnacks]

Kickoff is Saturday afternoon at 2:30 p.m. CDT at Donald W. Reynolds Stadium.  The game will be broadcast nationally on CBS, the worldwide leader in sports.  You can also catch the game by tuning in to your local Arkansas Razorback Radio Network affiliate.  For running commentary, direct your Internet browser to Woopig.net, the worldwide leader in Razorback fandom since the beginning of earth.





In part two of our however-many-I-feel-like Better Know an SEC School series, I present to teh woppussy a Timeline of the University of Alabama


1831: University of Alabama Established.

1865: Campus burned down by Union soldiers.  Alabama squeals like a bitch.




1941: Tide finish 20th in the AP poll, claim national title.


1963: Governor George Wallace tries to prevent Julio Jones from enrolling.




1964-5: Alabama loses to Texas in Orage Bowl, claims national title.


1968: George Wallace hands Presidential election to Nixon, denying the nation what would have been a delightfully mediocre Hubert Humphrey administration.  Also destroys the Democratic South.




1973: Alabama finishes 4th, claims national title.


1995: J.J. Meadors catches(?) this pass from Bary Lunney, Jr.





2003: Mike Price is fired for banging this:




2003-06: Mike Shula officially goes 10-23.




2004: Terin Humphrey wins Olympic silver.





2006-10: These people walk into Alabama Wal-Mark's.














2006: Crisitn Durne named Miss USA Florida.





2006: Alabama coeds pioneer more effective way of sneaking a fifth into the stadium.

http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1731007


2006: Joe Namath asks for a kiss.




2007: 4'10" Ricki Lebegern joins gymanstics team.








2007: This girl gets stuck like that.

http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1793625


2007: Alana Colette Connell gets DUI.





2008: Leslie K. Parker gets busted in a prostitution sting.





2008: Bernie Madoff has anal cherry popped, squeals like a bitch.




2010: Terrence Cody shows these off.





2010: Alabama wins national title, displays trophy in Wal-Mart.










Pre-game thread commentary, and cheerleader pictures, are welcome.

[Biff Malibu]

It's a raisin's world, we is just livin in it.

[Count Porkula]

[big_pig]

[Rob]

One of THE most beautiful smiles ever. 

[clintcommander]

[beastman]

This year's version of the office dry erase board...your tax dollars at work!

[pinkphiloyd]

Just...I...

Game over.

[Buffinator]

These get better each week.

[1st_down_streak]

This year's version of the office dry erase board...your tax dollars at work!

Can we get a "Color the Game" version of this?

[Razorhog72]

I love how nothing really happens at bama from 1973-1995 haha 

[big_pig]

I love how nothing really happens at bama from 1973-1995 haha 

In twenty years people will be saying the same thing about us, re: 1992-2010.

[Ham Malone]

[APhiOHog]

Srsly.  Don't douche up raisin's work with these stupid fake pictures.  I'm pretty sure that girl in the poster has been a "fan" of every BCS school in the country at some point.  Retarded.

As always, raisin,  . 

[Aporkalypse_Now]

Srsly.  Don't douche up raisin's work with these stupid fake pictures.  I'm pretty sure that girl in the poster has been a "fan" of every BCS school in the country at some point.  Retarded.

As always, raisin,  . 

Those pictures and a couple others are being used as sig pics by posters of about 10 different teams with their logos on them.

[Ham Malone]

Srsly.  Don't douche up raisin's work with these stupid fake pictures.  I'm pretty sure that girl in the poster has been a "fan" of every BCS school in the country at some point.  Retarded.

As always, raisin,  . 

Alabama girls are like a horses, she to needs to know that she is being riden firm and strong.

[pinkphiloyd]

I agree the top one and the bottom one are shopped.  It's obvious, and I've seen them with multiple logos as well.  But the middle?  I'm not so sure.  And I have to be honest, I'm finding it hard to give a aMm.

[clintcommander]

...some people say hog hats are retarded?

[Cerdo]

This goofy fricker though, is NOT a photoshop.


Oh no kids, these people are real.


These are Alabama Crimson Tide fans.



You will find them tailgating close to Autozone so that they can keep stocked up on the latest Nascar paraphernalia and there will be a trail of cans on the roadside, mostly of Dixie Beer.

They'll be fishing

playing their favorite music

and generally making a pain in the ass of themselves with their rednecked and obnoxiously loud behavior


They will make a fine contribution to our Detention thread though. 

[lawtiger]

This goofy fricker though, is NOT a photoshop.

His forearms read "Rammer" and "Lammer".

[Too Big Pig]

This goofy fricker though, is NOT a photoshop.

What's worse than the tat?  Well, besides Hogtat's?

A khaki kilt?  KHAKI?!?  Do they not come in denim?

[Pork Soda]

This goofy fricker though, is NOT a photoshop.

I can't decide if it's more tragic that his top half is covered in Bear Bryant, or that his bottom half is 'covered' by a skirt.

[HogofWar]

Their trophy museum looks an awful like Wal-Mart.

[ElvisHog]

Just...I...

Game over.

[ElvisHog]

I can't decide if it's more tragic that his top half is covered in Bear Bryant, or that his bottom half is 'covered' by a skirt.

Sure enough....I didn't even notice the bottom half because the top half was so bizarre. I wonder if anyone ever got Broyles....and now wish they hadn't.