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Offline ArkGuy

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Time for the Traditional Friday Pregame Haiku
« on: September 24, 2010, 11:58:43 AM »
Hey, Bungalow Nick;
Mallett has a bigger gun;
Dead red elephants.


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Offline GeoHogsGeo

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Re: Time for the Traditional Friday Pregame Haiku
« Reply #1 on: September 24, 2010, 12:03:51 PM »
aMm teh skies be blue
Ah sweet home Alabama
frick it Hogs roll ride

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Re: Time for the Traditional Friday Pregame Haiku
« Reply #2 on: September 24, 2010, 12:07:26 PM »
Autumn Almost Here
Hog Red Everywhere You See
Bama Falls Like Leaves

Offline El Hogarado

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Re: Time for the Traditional Friday Pregame Haiku
« Reply #3 on: September 24, 2010, 12:07:38 PM »
Game of the Decade.
National Championship
chance for the winner.
Munny: Starkville of a thing, killin' a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.
The Schofield Kid: Yeah, well, I guess he had it comin'.
Munny: We all got it comin', kid.

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Re: Time for the Traditional Friday Pregame Haiku
« Reply #4 on: September 24, 2010, 12:07:42 PM »
O'er the field of red
A simple truth emerges
Air becomes legend.

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Re: Time for the Traditional Friday Pregame Haiku
« Reply #5 on: September 24, 2010, 12:09:23 PM »
I am not claiming I am right, I am saying I don't get it.

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Re: Time for the Traditional Friday Pregame Haiku
« Reply #6 on: September 24, 2010, 12:11:11 PM »
Haters gonna hate
These Razorbacks are ready
#1 goes down.

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Re: Time for the Traditional Friday Pregame Haiku
« Reply #7 on: September 24, 2010, 12:11:21 PM »
Every "fan" in red
Mallett picks apart Tide D
New goalposts needed!!!




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Offline gvillehawg

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Re: Time for the Traditional Friday Pregame Haiku
« Reply #8 on: September 24, 2010, 12:14:11 PM »

Bama elephant

Hogs use screen door on the trunk

Scrin Scranton Scantron




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Re: Time for the Traditional Friday Pregame Haiku
« Reply #9 on: September 24, 2010, 12:16:52 PM »
Prayers are for the queers;
"Weaponize" is a dumb term.
Go take what's yours, Hogs.

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Re: Time for the Traditional Friday Pregame Haiku
« Reply #10 on: September 24, 2010, 12:19:49 PM »
wesa gonna win
so suck it, David Pollack
and other haterz
I am not claiming I am right, I am saying I don't get it.

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Re: Time for the Traditional Friday Pregame Haiku
« Reply #11 on: September 24, 2010, 12:21:17 PM »
We will beat Bama
I can't think of any more
I don't even give a frick about syllables I'm just ready for the game to start

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Re: Time for the Traditional Friday Pregame Haiku
« Reply #12 on: September 24, 2010, 12:23:21 PM »

It feels like it's Christmas Eve

I wasn't able to sleep last week... there is no fricking way I'll sleep tonight.  I just can't wait to see what Santa Hawgs is gonna bring me!!!
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Re: Time for the Traditional Friday Pregame Haiku
« Reply #13 on: September 24, 2010, 12:26:54 PM »
Hogs will kill the tide
DWRRS
Elephant graveyard

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Re: Time for the Traditional Friday Pregame Haiku
« Reply #14 on: September 24, 2010, 12:32:21 PM »
dancing in the streets
rejoicing, hallelujah
Hogs win by two score
I am not claiming I am right, I am saying I don't get it.

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Re: Time for the Traditional Friday Pregame Haiku
« Reply #15 on: September 24, 2010, 12:34:32 PM »
Tomorrow's the day
ESPiN must blow Petrino
All sins forgiven

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Re: Time for the Traditional Friday Pregame Haiku
« Reply #16 on: September 24, 2010, 12:34:48 PM »
too much koolaid drunk
hog D is now world-beaters?
we lose - WTF?

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Re: Time for the Traditional Friday Pregame Haiku
« Reply #17 on: September 24, 2010, 12:38:12 PM »
I am not claiming I am right, I am saying I don't get it.

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Re: Time for the Traditional Friday Pregame Haiku
« Reply #18 on: September 24, 2010, 12:43:48 PM »
the din of battle,
beckons from the night of storms,
hearken to your posts.

Offline ups_hog

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Re: Time for the Traditional Friday Pregame Haiku
« Reply #19 on: September 24, 2010, 12:46:26 PM »
Bama hasn't lost
A conference game in two years
Streak ends tomorrow

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Re: Time for the Traditional Friday Pregame Haiku
« Reply #20 on: September 24, 2010, 12:48:01 PM »
Mallett lights up Tide
Couches burn on Dickson Street
Detention thread wins

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Re: Time for the Traditional Friday Pregame Haiku
« Reply #21 on: September 24, 2010, 12:48:55 PM »
Tide roll into town
with the #1 ranking.
Little help, Paul Eells?
Chance favors the prepared mind.

Offline Ray Zorback

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Re: Time for the Traditional Friday Pregame Haiku
« Reply #22 on: September 24, 2010, 12:51:15 PM »
When Hogs beat the Tide,
Bama fans will go postal,
Please don't kill your kids.

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Re: Time for the Traditional Friday Pregame Haiku
« Reply #23 on: September 24, 2010, 01:01:03 PM »
On our Glendale path
Biggest game in history
What more can you say
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Re: Time for the Traditional Friday Pregame Haiku
« Reply #24 on: September 24, 2010, 01:22:10 PM »
Hogs never look back
Score first, early and often
Blackout on Dickson

 

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