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Offline krack1925

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#91 Jake Bequette now a black guy
« on: July 22, 2011, 09:51:09 AM »
Anyone else notice this on the cover of the media guide?   I will now go fuck myself.

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Re: #91 Jake Bequette now a black guy
« Reply #1 on: July 22, 2011, 09:52:15 AM »
I noticed... wtf?
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Re: #91 Jake Bequette now a black guy
« Reply #2 on: July 22, 2011, 10:04:31 AM »
About as black as Greg Childs or Knile Davis. I'm surprised his name isn't printed as, "Jaquille Bequette."

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Re: #91 Jake Bequette now a black guy
« Reply #3 on: July 22, 2011, 10:05:21 AM »
The SEC changes a man.
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That her face, at first just ghostly,
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Re: #91 Jake Bequette now a black guy
« Reply #4 on: July 22, 2011, 10:10:18 AM »
I heard he was dating a girl from Harrison so he turned black to piss her daddy off. Don't remember where I heard that :D
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Re: #91 Jake Bequette now a black guy
« Reply #5 on: July 22, 2011, 10:15:01 AM »
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About as black as Greg Childs or Knile Davis. I'm surprised his name isn't printed as, "Jaquille Bequette."
Not getting into all that but i was just pointing out that he is in fact a white dude and on the cover; not so much.

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Re: #91 Jake Bequette now a black guy
« Reply #6 on: July 22, 2011, 10:16:34 AM »
J'Ake Bequette

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Re: #91 Jake Bequette now a black guy
« Reply #7 on: July 22, 2011, 10:38:59 AM »
He's been hanging out with Ryan Mallett too much.  O0

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Re: #91 Jake Bequette now a black guy
« Reply #8 on: July 22, 2011, 11:00:12 AM »
He's been hanging out with Ryan Mallett too much.  O0

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Re: #91 Jake Bequette now a black guy
« Reply #9 on: July 22, 2011, 11:02:45 AM »
Draft stock plummeting...

Too many character issues and off-field questions.  He's screwed...

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Re: #91 Jake Bequette now a black guy
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Re: #91 Jake Bequette now a black guy
« Reply #11 on: July 22, 2011, 12:11:03 PM »
He'll be back.

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Re: #91 Jake Bequette now a black guy
« Reply #13 on: July 22, 2011, 12:17:51 PM »
It is better to be a human being dissatisfied than a pig satisfied; better to be Socrates dissatisfied than a fool satisfied.

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Re: #91 Jake Bequette now a black guy
« Reply #14 on: July 22, 2011, 01:13:55 PM »
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Re: #91 Jake Bequette now a black guy
« Reply #15 on: July 22, 2011, 01:20:33 PM »
He'll be back.

Obviously you've never heard about going black...
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Re: #91 Jake Bequette now a black guy
« Reply #16 on: July 22, 2011, 01:31:14 PM »
I haven't seen the cover yet.  Is he dating a white girl on there or something?

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Re: #91 Jake Bequette now a black guy
« Reply #18 on: July 22, 2011, 02:20:36 PM »
At least we don't have a moron for a football coach whom we feature prominently on the cover of every media guide.

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Re: #91 Jake Bequette now a black guy
« Reply #19 on: July 22, 2011, 02:37:36 PM »
Maybe he is just role playing.

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Re: #91 Jake Bequette now a black guy
« Reply #20 on: July 22, 2011, 03:09:28 PM »
Looks to me sort of like that old Tootie Green joke:  "No reverend, I think it's just the way the light be hittin' it".



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Re: #91 Jake Bequette now a black guy
« Reply #21 on: July 22, 2011, 03:36:30 PM »
Everytime I look at that picture I get excited by the fact that we have so many studs you can't fit them all on the media guide. Looks at the ones listed and then think of the ones that aren't!   :hungry:
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Re: #91 Jake Bequette now a black guy
« Reply #22 on: July 22, 2011, 04:42:09 PM »
He was drafted


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Re: #91 Jake Bequette now a black guy
« Reply #23 on: July 22, 2011, 06:10:43 PM »
Ya'll ever tried to suck a dick for 20 minutes?  It isn't easy.

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Re: #91 Jake Bequette now a black guy
« Reply #24 on: July 22, 2011, 06:16:16 PM »
It's a testament to his improved physical skills. 

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