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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #175 on: September 01, 2011, 09:31:13 PM »
You must have me confused with BvC. No kids here.


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I was thinking DeArrius or Peyton.


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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #176 on: September 01, 2011, 10:16:34 PM »
I keep on waiting to discover one somewhere out in public or talking to someone.

But for me it's been more for me figuring out people on here I knew from high school or somewhere else based on things they've posted.
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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #177 on: September 01, 2011, 10:27:41 PM »
The way I remember it, I bodyguarded you into the stadium that day.  Some guy yelled out "Go frick Yourself", and I did a somersault into a neck crank, an with their last breath they said they were The Tiger Cowboy.  Or Stephen Colboar.  Or someone who makes a lot of jokes.  One of them.  JoeBob was busy making love to that Fox News Guy's toupee.  Yeah, it's a rug, but JoeBob really likes french women and 70's porn.

I was drunk.

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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #178 on: September 01, 2011, 10:29:38 PM »
does it count if Rage actively sought me out?

He happened to be with Shotter, but nonetheless wanted to find me. 
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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #179 on: September 01, 2011, 10:42:34 PM »
I met 2LiveJew at a Boland show at the Rev Room the night after a Little Rock game.  Pretty sure it was Labor Day weekend a few years ago.  I was drunk, but he was fucked up like a lab rat.  Later that night he tried to steal our cab. 

APhiOHog and I have hung out a few times up here in St. Louis.  The first time we met my mother in law was in town, and she now likes to tell the story of how she watched a Hogs game with me and "one of my friends from the internet."  We might actually rendezvous for the game this weekend.

I keep thinking Jar will invite me over for freshly baked cookies, but I guess he's still practicing.

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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #180 on: September 01, 2011, 11:37:20 PM »
A Woopigger poured your gin and tonic.

A Woopigger waved you through the accident.

A Woopiger read the motion your Woopiger sent to the other guy's Woopigger.

A Woopiger plays with your child.

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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #181 on: September 02, 2011, 12:54:08 AM »
A Woopigger poured your gin and tonic.

A Woopigger waved you through the accident.

A Woopiger read the motion your Woopiger sent to the other guy's Woopigger.

A Woopiger plays with your child.

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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #182 on: September 02, 2011, 12:57:52 AM »
I've played golf with VillageHawg7 once or a hundred times.  We actually had to jump start a golf cart with my truck about 10-12 years ago.  That's a lot harder to do than one might think.

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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #183 on: September 02, 2011, 01:14:00 AM »
I am not claiming I am right, I am saying I don't get it.

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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #184 on: September 02, 2011, 01:37:44 AM »

This went unnoticed.

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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #185 on: September 02, 2011, 08:58:07 AM »

A Woopiger plays with your child.

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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #186 on: September 02, 2011, 09:12:20 AM »
I was at a softball game once, this guy comes up to me & ask if he can bum a cigarette...

He seemed like a nice enough guy, so I gave him one...Then he ask if he could have a light...So I gave him one...

This went on for like 3 years...

I'll save the beer stories for another time.....

I think he still hangs out here sometimes...Hint:Elvis
« Last Edit: September 02, 2011, 11:21:53 AM by Mr A Ziffell »

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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #187 on: September 02, 2011, 10:58:42 AM »
You must have me confused with BvC. No kids here.


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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #188 on: September 02, 2011, 08:27:54 PM »
"I played seven years in the NBA," Mayberry said. "But nothing can take away the time I had over here playing for Coach Richardson. They were the best years of my life. Arkansas fans are the best."

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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #189 on: September 02, 2011, 10:47:01 PM »
Shirts are a common way it happens. I was at Alltel when the Hogs came to town a few years ago. Saw a dude with a shirt and asked him where he got it. He said the message board he visited. I told him that I knew...that I was just messing with him. Then told him that I most likely shipped him that shirt. He figured out who I was...he was RazorRichard. I think he went to Nobville a while back.

I wore a Woopig shirt to Alltel for one of the basketball games years ago.  You came up to me and introduced yourself and asked my screen name.  Your reaction wasn't exactly  :stunned: but it wasn't far from it.

Since I'm more of an older, seasoned type of poster (ie, old fucker), maybe it was disconnect of sorts, and not the result of some stupid, inane shit I posted.  Yeah, that's it. 




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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #190 on: September 03, 2011, 10:48:18 AM »
I broke bread with quite a few yesterday for lunch.  Always good company.

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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #191 on: September 03, 2011, 11:36:43 AM »
Found out about the woopigs from TravelHog.  I have known him for bout 20 years or so.  He is good people.
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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #192 on: September 03, 2011, 12:08:00 PM »
Found out about the woopigs from TravelHog.  I have known him for bout 20 years or so.  He is good people.

No he's not.  8-)

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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #193 on: September 03, 2011, 12:09:22 PM »
No he's not.  8-)

Damn!  One little white lie, and I get called out on it.
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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #194 on: September 05, 2011, 09:20:55 PM »
No he's not.  8-)

Next time I'm up for a softball game, no beer for you!  :nono:
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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #195 on: September 05, 2011, 09:23:02 PM »
Found out about the woopigs from TravelHog.  I have known him for bout 20 years or so.  He is good people.

don't tell me there is MORE Barton/ Rondo/Lexa/Polar Grove plainwhitetrash here......
At first I thought I was alone, then I discovered TH, then found out Papermill is from the 870 also...
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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #196 on: September 05, 2011, 09:26:17 PM »
don't tell me there is MORE Barton/ Rondo/Lexa/Polar Grove plainwhitetrash here......
At first I thought I was alone, then I discovered TH, then found out Papermill is from the 870 also...

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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #197 on: September 05, 2011, 10:23:57 PM »
don't tell me there is MORE Barton/ Rondo/Lexa/Polar Grove plainwhitetrash here......
At first I thought I was alone, then I discovered TH, then found out Papermill is from the 870 also...

There's more of us from PC on here than you think.
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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #198 on: September 05, 2011, 10:30:45 PM »
Next time I'm up for a softball game, no beer for you!  :nono:

I take it back.

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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #199 on: September 10, 2011, 09:17:50 AM »
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