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Offline Cerdo

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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #200 on: September 10, 2011, 09:55:44 AM »
As another tailgater who likes to get out there early and get it on, I salute you.   Leer at one decent looking woman in a strapless top today on my behalf.


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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #201 on: September 10, 2011, 10:11:50 AM »
As another tailgater who likes to get out there early and get it on, I salute you.   Leer at one decent looking woman in a strapless top today on my behalf.

Leer at one for Cerdo.  Leer at a different one for me.  Leer at yet another for America.  Leer for freedom.  Freedom, baby.


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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #202 on: September 10, 2011, 10:49:35 AM »
Currently leering at a whole gaggle of fatbottom girls, and a couple of hotties.  I will google them alltpday, For Cerdo, For Notas, for the Hogs, and for AMERICA!!!!!!

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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #203 on: September 10, 2011, 10:52:45 AM »
Don't be afraid to up the ante, all of you WMS animals, and shoot up some pictures in one of these threads of the fatbottom girls and the hotties. 

I'll take ambiance. 


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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #204 on: September 10, 2011, 11:00:29 AM »
shoot up some pictures in one of these threads of the fatbottom girls and the hotties. 


This.


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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #205 on: September 10, 2011, 11:08:34 AM »
Don't be afraid to up the ante, all of you WMS animals, and shoot up some pictures in one of these threads of the fatbottom girls and the hotties. 

I'll take ambiance. 

Absolutely.

And folks, don't forget that you're on national Teevees tonight.  You all need to get properly drunked up for the camera.   :thumbup:

This is a high quality post.

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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #206 on: September 10, 2011, 11:10:58 AM »

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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #207 on: September 10, 2011, 11:19:51 AM »
Leer at one decent looking woman in a strapless top today on my behalf.
Bonus points if she's wearing cowboy boots.


Absolutely.

And folks, don't forget that you're on national Teevees tonight.  You all need to get properly drunked up for the camera.   :thumbup:
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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #208 on: September 10, 2011, 11:45:44 AM »
Bonus points if she's wearing cowboy boots.

I love Southern women. 

I love them.


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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #209 on: September 10, 2011, 12:09:25 PM »
Post 'em in the game thread.......as well as your drunk ramblings...


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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #210 on: September 10, 2011, 11:03:27 PM »
Tonight there was a young'en of about 6 or 7 wearing a woopig polo.  His grandpa was with him explaining the entire game to him and that boy was asking some intelligent questions.  I didn't take pictures because I don't take pictures of kids and certainly wouldn't post them but he's going to be a sharp woopigger.


Oh yea, and I had to look at THIS shit all during the game:


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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #211 on: September 10, 2011, 11:44:47 PM »
1. There are Woopig polo shirts?

2. Eww.


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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #212 on: September 11, 2011, 12:08:46 AM »
1. There are Woopig polo shirts?

2. Eww.

I thought the same thing and it was a pretty sweet polo.  Maybe I'm wrong but it had the woopig on top, but sooie on the bottom.  I can't remember if they have that or not.  It was enough I looked a couple of times but didn't want gramps thinking I was a weirdo.

Why do fat girls roll their shirts up for you to look at the combination butt/back fat?  Oh, and what the hell is with wearing cowboy boots up to your knees and shorts up to your cooch?


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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #213 on: September 11, 2011, 12:58:20 AM »
1. There are Woopig polo shirts?


Nope. Not yet anyway.


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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #214 on: September 11, 2011, 12:59:16 AM »
The topic came up in the admin forum and there have been some interesting posts...so I thought I'd start it out here.

You ever discover a Woopig poster?

Here's an example:
A dude at the liquor store where I go...he and I always talk Razorbacks when he's working. One day he asked me if I read any of the boards and I said Woopig. He said he also read...but never posted. He asked what I posted as. So now we talk about what's on the board when I go in.

Happen to anyone else?

I'm not reading any post after this.

This  has to be the most gay starting post I have ever seen by an admin.

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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #215 on: September 11, 2011, 01:47:07 AM »
I'm not reading any post after this.

This  has to be the most gay starting post I have ever seen by an admin.
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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #216 on: September 11, 2011, 02:04:45 AM »
I'm not reading any post after this.

This  has to be the most gay starting post I have ever seen by an admin.

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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #217 on: September 11, 2011, 10:36:57 AM »
I'm not reading any post after this.

This  has to be the most gay starting post I have ever seen by an admin.

Let's see if I can find the gay part?

Talking Razorbacks with the guy at the liquor store? Nope.
Him asking me if I read any of the boards? If that's gay then we're all turd burglars.
Me admitting that I do? See just above.
Him asking me who I post as and answering? Nope.
Wondering if anyone else had been in a similar situation? Don't think so.

And then came a bunch of responses of people that HAD been in the same situation.

So the problem must be that nobody ever talks to you...and that makes you sad.


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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #218 on: September 11, 2011, 11:01:58 AM »
I wore my woopig shirt to the game yesterday and only saw one other Woopig shirt, and it was JDHog who just happened to pull into our fairway on the golf course and tailgated about 10 cars down from us. 

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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #219 on: September 11, 2011, 12:50:49 PM »
I wore my woopig shirt to the game yesterday and only saw one other Woopig shirt, and it was JDHog who just happened to pull into our fairway on the golf course and tailgated about 10 cars down from us. 

I have a similar story.


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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #220 on: September 11, 2011, 09:08:22 PM »

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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #221 on: September 11, 2011, 09:13:35 PM »
do tell
 

Well it starts with a darkly colored van and an offer of candy...

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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #222 on: September 11, 2011, 10:53:19 PM »
I have a similar story.

I walked ALLLLL OVER THAT GOTDAMNED golf course twice yesterday, and around the stadium.  never saw one woopiggler.  I did see who i thought was the tulseperv.  i then walked up to the fiftyish man in a stylish jersey-and-jorts ensemble and said to him..."fuck off faaggort"

if this was someone else other than that fag, well...they can fuck off too.

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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #223 on: September 11, 2011, 11:13:46 PM »
I walked ALLLLL OVER THAT GOTDAMNED golf course twice yesterday, and around the stadium.  never saw one woopiggler.  I did see who i thought was the tulseperv.  i then walked up to the fiftyish man in a stylish jersey-and-jorts ensemble and said to him..."frick off faaggort"

if this was someone else other than that turd rancher, well...they can frick off too.

If it makes you feel better, I didnt see anyone wear a woopig shirt and no one told me to go fuck myself. It was a little disappointing.

Got some dawg in him.

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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #224 on: September 12, 2011, 08:14:02 AM »
do tell

I wore my woopig shirt to the game yesterday and only saw one other Woopig shirt, and it was JDHog VerotiK who just happened to pull into our be on the fairway I pulled onto on the golf course and tailgated about 10 cars down from us.