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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #950 on: March 01, 2017, 12:12:28 PM »

That was supposed to say "blow up any feral hogs.  oops.  :stache:
My explosive mixture failed.  I have to do some recalculating.
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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #951 on: March 01, 2017, 01:17:47 PM »
Had a fun weekend withe the Rev and V. Very educational. Activities ranged from archeology, farm equipment maintenance, explosives and canine rescue. Rev was a very gracious host.  No buttsex, but a good time was had.


Edit* Rev fabricated and gave Verotik and I each a knife. Like a real honest to god pig sticking knife.

He was just glad to have two new members of the Wolfpack. 


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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #952 on: March 01, 2017, 09:01:11 PM »
He was just glad to have two new members of the Wolfpack.

Did you spike their Jeager?

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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #953 on: March 01, 2017, 10:08:55 PM »
I text him one night, "whatcha doin?" and he responded, "out in the shop making a knife."  It was 8:30pm and I was 3 beers deep with my lazy ass laid up on the couch watching the teevee, and this dude was hand making a knife.  Instead of wallowing in how boring my life was though, I got up and took out the trash.  Check-mate.

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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #954 on: November 01, 2017, 09:34:05 PM »
Met up with Zoso in Nashville (Music City, not AR) today.  Laughs & beer were flowing.  Damn good guy with the gift of making words into song.  Oklahoma, Raul, & Jesus will never be the same.

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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #955 on: November 02, 2017, 01:29:24 PM »
Met up with Zoso in Nashville (Music City, not AR) today.  Laughs & beer were flowing.  Damn good guy with the gift of making words into song.  Oklahoma, Raul, & Jesus will never be the same.

Damn good time! Bogey is good people!

Thanks for the hilarious stories about some fellow woopigaz. I'm looking at you TravelHog...gibraltar...




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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #956 on: November 02, 2017, 03:19:26 PM »
Damn good time! Bogey is good people!

Thanks for the hilarious stories about some fellow woopigaz. I'm looking at you TravelHog...gibraltar...
LULZ. Would've loved to had been there. I'm back home bumming it for 3-4 months. Holler when you get back down here.

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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #957 on: February 03, 2018, 09:53:47 PM »
Not a discover, but Gibraltar and I are rocking out to Zoso's band tonight at a hole in the wall tavern in Monroe, AR.

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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #958 on: February 03, 2018, 10:10:37 PM »
Not a discover, but Gibraltar and I are rocking out to Zoso's band tonight at a hole in the wall tavern in Monroe, AR.

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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #959 on: February 03, 2018, 10:20:56 PM »
Not a discover, but Gibraltar and I are rocking out to Zoso's band tonight at a hole in the wall tavern in Monroe, AR.

Dammit I was in Palestine yesterday. Tell Gibraltar I’m having one of those nights where’s it doesn’t matter how much you drink, ya just can’t get drunk.


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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #960 on: February 03, 2018, 10:36:42 PM »
Dammit I was in Palestine yesterday. Tell Gibraltar I’m having one of those nights where’s it doesn’t matter how much you drink, ya just can’t get drunk.

Aren't you a large specimen?  If so, should take a lot to get you drunk.


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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #961 on: February 03, 2018, 11:02:18 PM »
Dammit I was in Palestine yesterday. Tell Gibraltar I’m having one of those nights where’s it doesn’t matter how much you drink, ya just can’t get drunk.
Clearly, you're not trying hard enough.

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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #962 on: February 03, 2018, 11:28:34 PM »
It ain't hard to get drunk if you're trying


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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #963 on: February 04, 2018, 12:04:09 AM »
Zoso and Gibraltar playing music together for a set. I shit you not. Jammin' to Last Dance with Mary Jane, and Keep Your Hands to Yourself.

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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #964 on: February 04, 2018, 12:41:53 AM »
Zoso and Gibraltar playing music together for a set. I shit you not. Jammin' to Last Dance with Mary Jane, and Keep Your Hands to Yourself.

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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #965 on: February 04, 2018, 09:26:25 AM »
Zoso and Gibraltar playing music together for a set. I shit you not. Jammin' to Last Dance with Mary Jane, and Keep Your Hands to Yourself.
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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #966 on: February 04, 2018, 09:35:29 AM »
Aren't you a large specimen?  If so, should take a lot to get you drunk.

Finally all seemed to hit at once around midnight... minor headache this morning.


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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #967 on: February 06, 2018, 09:31:19 AM »
Bogey7 was in my neck of the woods last night (Jackson, MS) and we met up for a few beers. Helluva nice guy and we had a great time shooting the shit at Logan's.

No buttsex but we will always have the cocaine and Viagra®.

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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #968 on: February 06, 2018, 10:29:37 AM »
Bogey7 was in my neck of the woods last night (Jackson, MS) and we met up for a few beers. Helluva nice guy and we had a great time shooting the shit at Logan's.

No buttsex but we will always have the cocaine and Viagra®.

I’ll be down there in a couple of weeks for a wedding.

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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #969 on: February 06, 2018, 10:49:55 AM »
I’ll be down there in a couple of weeks for a wedding.

You knocked up a backwoods Mississippi gal?


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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #970 on: February 06, 2018, 10:57:31 AM »
You knocked up a backwoods Mississippi gal?

It ain’t my wedding, or I wouldn’t be going.

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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #971 on: February 06, 2018, 10:59:06 AM »
It ain’t my wedding, or I wouldn’t be going.

Have an escape plan and route ready; just in case.


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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #972 on: February 06, 2018, 02:58:38 PM »
I’ll be down there in a couple of weeks for a wedding.

Hell, if you have time message me when your in town and we can grab a beer.

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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #973 on: February 06, 2018, 05:33:17 PM »
I’ll be down there in a couple of weeks for a wedding.
So, on your way or return you need to eat at Hoot's in McGehee. Trust me, come through there at meal time.

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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #974 on: February 07, 2018, 08:39:44 AM »
So, on your way or return you need to eat at Hoot's in McGehee. Trust me, come through there at meal time.

Concur.  Went by there for the first time last summer headed to the Redneck Riviera.  Excellent BBQ.