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Offline Joe Swine

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Re: Time for the Traditional Friday Pregame Haiku
« Reply #25 on: September 08, 2012, 08:57:06 AM »
Leo is AWOL.
Now we got the bad juju.
Leo, come back, please.

He's around.  I saw
Him Thursday.   The bad juju
Is in the pokey.


Offline mr.zorak

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Re: Time for the Traditional Friday Pregame Haiku
« Reply #26 on: September 08, 2012, 09:20:31 AM »
John Quincy Adams
No pen. Hogs gash, Warhawks need
The Monroe Doctrin'

"Almost always in the top 5 dooshapalooza rankings."

frick that i want the, fresh as a whistle

Offline Hackfuck McDouche

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Re: Time for the Traditional Friday Pregame Haiku
« Reply #27 on: September 08, 2012, 09:35:00 AM »
Don't care about this;
At least the weather is nice:
Watching on my deck.


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Re: Time for the Traditional Friday Pregame Haiku
« Reply #28 on: September 08, 2012, 02:08:32 PM »
Tis gameday, bishes
It's time to get your drink-on
Hogs stomp chickenhawks!  :helmet:


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Re: Time for the Traditional Friday Pregame Haiku
« Reply #29 on: September 08, 2012, 03:16:47 PM »

Hammerred by kickoff
Don't think much of teh Smirnoff
Where is the game thread?


Offline Tusk till Dawn

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Re: Time for the Traditional Friday Pregame Haiku
« Reply #30 on: September 08, 2012, 10:39:45 PM »
Time for the traditional Saturday "Post-LaMo whipping our ass haiku"

Petrino fucked her,
by doing so, he fucked us...
our zenith was brief.


Offline Too Big Pig

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Re: Time for the Traditional Friday Pregame Haiku
« Reply #31 on: September 08, 2012, 10:56:13 PM »
Piss damn cock cunt ass
Balls puss shit crap taint lick dick
Bitch cock mother fuck!

"If life gives you lemons, fuck life."  - Sir John Michael of Oklahoma

Offline FueltoFire

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Re: Time for the Traditional Friday Pregame Haiku
« Reply #32 on: September 08, 2012, 11:01:13 PM »
Piss damn cock cunt ass
Balls puss shit crap taint lick dick
Bitch cock mother fuck!

Epic


Offline Fairweather Hog Fan

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Re: Time for the Traditional Friday Pregame Haiku
« Reply #33 on: September 08, 2012, 11:56:53 PM »
La La La La Mo
Trailer park party
JL cleans out office

King of the poors!

Offline Thin Red Swine

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Re: Time for the Traditional Friday Pregame Haiku
« Reply #34 on: September 09, 2012, 12:40:21 AM »
What does it feel like?
Elephant dick in the ass.
Crimson turd, indeed.


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Re: Time for the Traditional Friday Pregame Haiku
« Reply #35 on: September 09, 2012, 12:54:24 AM »
my farts stink like shit
hogs move like old people fuck
i wish i was dead





shame

I'm just a dark guy from a den of iniquity.

Don't go away mad.  Just go away.

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Re: Time for the Traditional Friday Pregame Haiku
« Reply #36 on: September 09, 2012, 12:58:29 AM »
my farts stink like shit
hogs move like old people fuck
i wish i was dead





shame



I wish I were dead.


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Re: Time for the Traditional Friday Pregame Haiku
« Reply #37 on: September 09, 2012, 01:06:24 AM »

I'm just a dark guy from a den of iniquity.

Don't go away mad.  Just go away.

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