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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #1775 on: November 23, 2016, 09:59:13 AM »

We're going to pick em up when they come off the damn bus. We gonna guard people.
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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #1776 on: November 23, 2016, 04:09:10 PM »
LOL MIZZ fired their DL coach today.  Apparently violated a player's safe space prior to the Tennessee game.   


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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #1777 on: November 23, 2016, 06:47:23 PM »
LOL MIZZ fired their DL coach today.  Apparently violated a player's safe space prior to the Tennessee game.

You would think a DL coach would know how to keep that quiet.


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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #1778 on: November 24, 2016, 04:52:50 AM »
You would think a DL coach would know how to keep that quiet.

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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #1779 on: November 24, 2016, 08:21:39 AM »
You would think a DL coach would know how to keep that quiet.


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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #1780 on: November 24, 2016, 09:43:49 AM »
You would think a DL coach would know how to keep that quiet.

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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #1781 on: November 26, 2016, 09:52:36 AM »
Found this in a different thread.

Academic fraud.

http://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/mizzou-football/mizzou-athletic-department-tutor-admits-wrongdoing-social-media-post/

Maybe we'll get yesterday's game back when they forfeit in a couple years.

Got some dawg in him.

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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #1782 on: November 26, 2016, 09:56:51 AM »
Maybe we'll get yesterday's game back when they forfeit in a couple years.

Bert outsmarted them good.  :stache:


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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #1783 on: November 26, 2016, 12:03:20 PM »
Think the LOL MIZZ thread can be ended after we got called out and pussed out yesterday.  Start a LOL ARK thread about Bret Marsala.

Seriously they've been to 2 championship games in the last 3 years and have beaten us 2/3 now, even though they're program is the worst it's been in 40 years.

Don't feel like laughing at them anymore.

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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #1784 on: November 27, 2016, 08:52:52 AM »
Think the LOL MIZZ thread can be ended after we got called out and pussed out yesterday.  Start a LOL ARK thread about Bret Marsala.

Seriously they've been to 2 championship games in the last 3 years and have beaten us 2/3 now, even though they're program is the worst it's been in 40 years.

Don't feel like laughing at them anymore.

They are an embarrassing program but even worse is we have a coach that will manage to lose to them at an alarming rate. It was cold and we had a way better team up by three possessions, damn those 2nd half adjustments


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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #1785 on: November 27, 2016, 01:01:35 PM »
Think the LOL MIZZ thread can be ended after we got called out and pussed out yesterday.  Start a LOL ARK thread about Bret Marsala.

Seriously they've been to 2 championship games in the last 3 years and have beaten us 2/3 now, even though they're program is the worst it's been in 40 years.

Don't feel like laughing at them anymore.

Sadly, this is exactly how I feel.

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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #1786 on: November 27, 2016, 01:21:23 PM »
Think the LOL MIZZ thread can be ended after we got called out and pussed out yesterday.  Start a LOL ARK thread about Bret Marsala.

Seriously they've been to 2 championship games in the last 3 years and have beaten us 2/3 now, even though they're program is the worst it's been in 40 years.

Don't feel like laughing at them anymore.

I mean, they were the worst team in the SEC this year and all.

They just beat us anyway.


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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #1787 on: November 27, 2016, 02:29:50 PM »
I mean, they were the worst team in the SEC this year and all.

They just beat us anyway.

This is what rock bottom feels like. 

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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #1788 on: November 27, 2016, 02:35:55 PM »
This is what rock bottom feels like.
I miss Vic Harville's cartoons in the paper relating fan's feelings on the Hogs during the season.

Apparently there are not any cartoons any more to show the commentary on the Hogs. I guess the Athletic Department does not want to see anything negative about the state of hog sports in the papers.


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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #1789 on: November 27, 2016, 07:34:00 PM »
This is what rock bottom feels like.

If 7-5 is rock bottom, I will fucking take it.

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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #1790 on: November 27, 2016, 07:40:54 PM »
So was Florida the only SEC team going Bowling that we beat, while losing to Miz that isn't going bowling. 

La Tech might be our best win :)

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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #1791 on: November 27, 2016, 07:58:38 PM »
So was Florida the only SEC team going Bowling that we beat, while losing to Miz that isn't going bowling. 

La Tech might be our best win :)

I keep seeing where Mississippi State is going to make a bowl even at 5-7.


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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #1792 on: November 22, 2017, 12:11:54 AM »
Michael Porter Jr. only played 2 minutes of his entire career for Missouri. Hahahahahaha.


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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #1793 on: November 22, 2017, 12:50:19 AM »
If 7-5 is rock bottom, I will fucking take it.

Gravy said hold my bacon...

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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #1794 on: November 22, 2017, 05:55:02 PM »
Bert is about to be 1-3 against Mizzou.

1-3.

That's like Nutt's combined record against Vandy and Kentucky.

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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #1795 on: November 22, 2017, 08:13:15 PM »
We are 10 point underdogs, at home, to a 6-5 team.

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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #1796 on: November 22, 2017, 08:22:15 PM »
We are 10 point underdogs, at home, to a 6-5 team.
 

So close...

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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #1797 on: November 22, 2017, 08:48:04 PM »
Pretty much every job-saving win Odom achieves will have been against programs that fired or will fire their coach.

I’ve never experienced anyone working at CFA being a jerk or rude but yesterday I encountered a guy in the drive thru who was not only rude but a jerk. When I finally had my order and he didn’t even say my pleasure I yelled “thanks for being a jerk” and drove off.

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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #1798 on: November 22, 2017, 08:52:02 PM »
Pretty much every job-saving win Odom achieves will have been against programs that fired or will fire their coach.


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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #1799 on: November 22, 2017, 08:55:26 PM »

 Bielema's biggest failure will be getting out-Croomed by Barry Odom.

« Last Edit: November 22, 2017, 09:24:29 PM by Stephen Colboar »
I’ve never experienced anyone working at CFA being a jerk or rude but yesterday I encountered a guy in the drive thru who was not only rude but a jerk. When I finally had my order and he didn’t even say my pleasure I yelled “thanks for being a jerk” and drove off.