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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #275 on: March 16, 2012, 06:31:50 PM »
Somehow, I have a feeling this will be Mike Anderson's fault in some form or fashion.

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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #276 on: March 16, 2012, 06:33:08 PM »
i'm loving mizzou right now.  i had them losing in round 2 to florida in all of my brackets and that loss single handedly fucks up a lot of the brackets of those I am competing against.   ;D
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« Reply #277 on: March 16, 2012, 07:12:35 PM »
The real person to lol at is McCocksack.
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« Reply #278 on: March 16, 2012, 07:29:10 PM »
The real person to lol at is McCocksack.

I mean damn. Give the guy a little credit, he is running his own offense and defense.

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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #279 on: March 16, 2012, 07:29:24 PM »
The real person to lol at is McCocksack.

Yes, let's all laugh at your cock sack.

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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #280 on: March 16, 2012, 07:35:40 PM »
The real person to lol at is McCocksack.
Leave it to you to turn this into some bullshit message board drama. Do you ever post about anything other than overdone message board jokes, old message board memories and other message board posters?
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« Reply #281 on: March 16, 2012, 07:42:08 PM »
Leave it to you to turn this into some bullshit message board drama. Do you ever post about anything other than overdone message board jokes, old message board memories and other message board posters?

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« Reply #282 on: March 16, 2012, 07:57:25 PM »
The real person to lol at is McCocksack.

Why?   

That team played out of it's mind.  Doesn't change the fact they went 30 and 4.  Judas I never said they were going to win national championship or even make the final four.  Besides, Clark has licked zimmermans man zipper.
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« Reply #283 on: March 16, 2012, 08:03:23 PM »
I mean damn. Give the guy a little credit, he is running his own offense and defense.

Right slive recruiting is all that matters.  Judas you're a fuckwit.  He had seven fucking players and lost bowers to an acl.  Anderson won 30 haith lost 5. 
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« Reply #284 on: March 16, 2012, 08:17:24 PM »
Leave it to you to turn this into some bullshit message board drama. Do you ever post about anything other than overdone message board jokes, old message board memories and other message board posters?

That shit won't buff out.

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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #285 on: March 16, 2012, 08:45:48 PM »
 They're not knocking on the door, they're busting in.   Bitches  :2bird:

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« Reply #286 on: March 16, 2012, 08:47:13 PM »
Leave it to you to turn this into some bullshit message board drama. Do you ever post about anything other than overdone message board jokes, old message board memories and other message board posters?
What the fuck are you talking about? I'm just busting on a friend. You and Steve can both go jerk each other off.
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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #287 on: March 16, 2012, 08:58:26 PM »
Thread title is so perfect, I hate to see the moment wasted on infighting among the staff.
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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #288 on: March 16, 2012, 09:18:38 PM »
NOW, the Haith era has offically begun.  Get used to it Mizzouri.  Who's up next? Alabama?

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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #289 on: March 16, 2012, 10:36:37 PM »
Its weird, I drove right past Norfolk St. last weekend on the way back from the beach and I thought "Damn, that's a shitty little campus, but they're in the tourney and we're not"......Oh well.
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« Reply #290 on: March 16, 2012, 11:20:50 PM »
Right slive recruiting is all that matters.  Judas you're a fuckwit.  He had seven fricking players and lost bowers to an acl.  Anderson won 30 haith lost 5.

Generally teams with senior leadership do well in this tourny from my memory bank anyway. Nobody but you is saying either one is winning or losing. I'm just saying the guy was set up for success. Just like many coaches. Do you think Les Miles would win a NC at LOL Mizz or LoL Miss? Then gfy.

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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #291 on: March 16, 2012, 11:35:40 PM »
I get bracket infighting, AND Duke and Mizzou lose?

FUCK IT'S CHRISTMAS IN MARCH!!

p.s.: Cocksack is and has always been a douche.

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« Reply #292 on: March 17, 2012, 06:51:35 AM »
Fuck all I ever said was the guy deserves some credit.  I am a douche alpharetta?  Jesus I guess I might should give a shit about what you think but i don't.  Stick to what u know: law and filthy mouthing play by play of razorback baseball
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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #293 on: March 17, 2012, 09:21:55 AM »
I was wondering what thread the Friday Night Fights would break out in.   :D

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« Reply #294 on: March 17, 2012, 09:32:12 AM »
back on track.

-mizz is the first team to make 10 3's, shoot 50 percent from the field, and have fewer than 10 turnovers and still lose.

-mizz joins arizona as the only team to lose as a 2,3, and 4 seed

-mizz is the fourth team to lose in the round of 64 with 30 or more wins

-mizz is tied for most losses as a top 4 seed in the ncaa tournament

lol mizz indeed

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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #295 on: March 17, 2012, 10:10:57 AM »
The more I learn about Missouri, the more I learn that they are a football and basketball program that like to carry quite the opinion of themselves as a viable "player" on the national scene.  They have this opinion despite never having actually done anything, as far as I can see.

Their football apex is apparently beating a coach-less Hog team in the Cotton Bowl with a couple of tailbacks that were already planning how to spend NFL draft bonuses.  They hold on to that Cotton Bowl victory and stroke it and cuddle it like the other entity we can all instantly think of. 

At one time, I was sure that they must be some kind of real basketball tradition, what with their idolization of Norm Stewart and their braggadocio.  One day, I got out the old internet and looked at their NCAA history. 

It's going to be fun drumming that ass in to oblivion in every sport from here to 2025, year in and year out.   

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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #296 on: March 17, 2012, 10:34:32 AM »
I get bracket infighting, AND Duke and Mizzou lose?

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« Reply #297 on: March 17, 2012, 10:38:26 AM »
The more I learn about Missouri, the more I learn that they are a football and basketball program that like to carry quite the opinion of themselves as a viable "player" on the national scene.  They have this opinion despite never having actually done anything, as far as I can see.

Their football apex is apparently beating a coach-less Hog team in the Cotton Bowl with a couple of tailbacks that were already planning how to spend NFL draft bonuses.  They hold on to that Cotton Bowl victory and stroke it and cuddle it like the other entity we can all instantly think of. 

At one time, I was sure that they must be some kind of real basketball tradition, what with their idolization of Norm Stewart and their braggadocio.  One day, I got out the old internet and looked at their NCAA history. 

It's going to be fun drumming that ass in to oblivion in every sport from here to 2025, year in and year out.   

There really is no comparison between the two programs.  At all.
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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #298 on: March 17, 2012, 01:24:26 PM »
Fuck all I ever said was the guy deserves some credit.  I am a douche alpharetta?  Jesus I guess I might should give a shit about what you think but i don't.  Stick to what u know: law and filthy mouthing play by play of razorback baseball
 

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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #299 on: March 17, 2012, 03:42:14 PM »
frick all I ever said was the guy deserves some credit.  I am a douche alpharetta?  Jesus I guess I might should give a aMm about what you think but i don't.  Stick to what u know: law and filthy mouthing play by play of razorback baseball

And you stick to what you know - hoops, loaning pool sticks and ping pong paddles, Linda Bonter, and  :stache:

 

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