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Re: Uniforms
« Reply #1950 on: July 10, 2018, 12:13:49 PM »
You also can't expose your belly button.

Oh boy.  These will look good with the bun mullets, though.


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Re: Uniforms
« Reply #1951 on: July 10, 2018, 12:47:53 PM »
Oh boy.  These will look good with the bun mullets, though.
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Re: Uniforms
« Reply #1952 on: July 10, 2018, 01:14:40 PM »
People seem to be buying forward facing Hog merch so I doubt the athletic dept has any incentive to get rid of it.
Because Nike is starting to give us no choice. I was in a Hog store the other day. They had 12 new Nike hats...All 12 were forward facing hog. They had 16 shirts hanging...11 out of the 16 were forward facing hog.  :bird:

I will never own anything with that shitty logo.


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Re: Uniforms
« Reply #1953 on: July 10, 2018, 01:17:48 PM »
Oh boy.  These will look good with the bun mullets, though.
I think I just had an un-tingling feeling in my jorts.


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Re: Uniforms
« Reply #1954 on: July 10, 2018, 01:24:26 PM »
i guess we can't afford adult sized uniforms after pepsi boy long's and bert's buyouts.

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Re: Uniforms
« Reply #1955 on: July 10, 2018, 01:28:12 PM »
Do we really need new uniforms every year?

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Re: Uniforms
« Reply #1956 on: July 10, 2018, 01:30:29 PM »
Do we really need new uniforms every year?

And before anyone says anything





Need them?  No.

I'm sure it's part of the apparel contract, though. 

I could care less at this point what stupid tweaks they make to the uniforms each year, so long as we start winning like we were in, say, 2010-2011. 


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Re: Uniforms
« Reply #1957 on: July 10, 2018, 01:41:21 PM »
so long as we start winning like we were in, say, 2010-2011.


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Re: Uniforms
« Reply #1958 on: July 10, 2018, 03:06:41 PM »

Need them?  No.

I'm sure it's part of the apparel contract, though. 

I could care less at this point what stupid tweaks they make to the uniforms each year, so long as we start winning like we were in, say, 2010-2011.

I'd take APEX and 8 wins

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« Reply #1959 on: July 10, 2018, 07:57:11 PM »
Like getting rid of the jersey tushes.  Would like it better with the matte cardinal helmet instead of the return to shiny cherry helmets.  Never liked those. 

Could give a shit with a return to winning football.



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Re: Uniforms
« Reply #1960 on: July 10, 2018, 09:03:49 PM »
Our uniforms are fucking boring. Only so much you can do with cardinal and white. Either bring back the D-mac ones or the throwback ones we wore against Bama. Fuck the rest, especially forward-looking hog and the stupid tusks.

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Re: Uniforms
« Reply #1961 on: July 10, 2018, 09:14:52 PM »
Our uniforms are fucking boring. Only so much you can do with cardinal and white. Either bring back the D-mac ones or the throwback ones we wore against Bama. Fuck the rest, especially forward-looking hog and the stupid tusks.

This. The hog on the helmet is all that matters to me.  :hockey:


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Re: Uniforms
« Reply #1962 on: July 10, 2018, 09:19:28 PM »
Is this the bass boat helmet that Truth hated so much?


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« Reply #1963 on: July 10, 2018, 10:16:18 PM »
Helmets look much better than the washed out matte finish.
As far as those “tusks” on the pants and jersey - I doubt anyone even recognizes what those silly looking things are supposed to be.

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Re: Uniforms
« Reply #1964 on: July 10, 2018, 11:40:00 PM »
Looks like a track meet


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Re: Uniforms
« Reply #1965 on: July 12, 2018, 12:23:46 PM »

I am not claiming I am right, I am saying I don't get it.

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« Reply #1966 on: July 12, 2018, 06:38:16 PM »
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Re: Uniforms
« Reply #1967 on: July 12, 2018, 06:56:51 PM »
The new helmets are good. I never liked the matte look for the hogs...it looks ok for some schools.

We have never pulled off the tusks on the uniform and personally I think it's stupid to have tusks on both the jersey sleeves and on the pants. It's animatomically unpossible. Maybe some tusks around the front of the neck area. Don't the Vikings have some kind of thing like this on their jersey's?

The new tusks are better, but I still don't like the pants.


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Re: Uniforms
« Reply #1968 on: July 12, 2018, 09:56:11 PM »
The new helmets are good. I never liked the matte look for the hogs...it looks ok for some schools.

We have never pulled off the tusks on the uniform and personally I think it's stupid to have tusks on both the jersey sleeves and on the pants. It's animatomically unpossible. Maybe some tusks around the front of the neck area. Don't the Vikings have some kind of thing like this on their jersey's?

The new tusks are better, but I still don't like the pants.

gotdammit thank you. why are we hell bent on having tusks and the spike things on the back on our uniforms? its retarded. nice and clean like the baseball team would be better


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Re: Uniforms
« Reply #1969 on: July 12, 2018, 10:15:06 PM »
The new helmets are good. I never liked the matte look for the hogs...it looks ok for some schools.

We have never pulled off the tusks on the uniform and personally I think it's stupid to have tusks on both the jersey sleeves and on the pants. It's animatomically unpossible. Maybe some tusks around the front of the neck area. Don't the Vikings have some kind of thing like this on their jersey's?

The new tusks are better, but I still don't like the pants.

Put the tusks where they belong, on the facemasks.  Those Bama linemen better have some longass arms to hold us then. 


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Re: Uniforms
« Reply #1970 on: July 13, 2018, 09:06:01 AM »
Eh.
It's basically same.
The pants stripe goes all the way up now.
I like the pearl helmets, but I was a big fan of that semi-matte look. It made for a pretty unique red helmet I thought.

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Re: Uniforms
« Reply #1971 on: July 13, 2018, 09:09:54 AM »
Eh.
It's basically same.
The pants stripe goes all the way up now.
I like the pearl helmets, but I was a big fan of that semi-matte look. It made for a pretty unique red helmet I thought.
Reminded me of the finish on those aluminum drinking glasses we use to use.


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Re: Uniforms
« Reply #1972 on: July 13, 2018, 09:13:52 AM »
If anything, I've enjoyed the one-offs that we've been wearing here and there, as gimmicky as some of them have seemed at times.
It's pretty cool to mix it up every once in a while, as long as there's no confusion at all with what are standard look is.

I’ve never experienced anyone working at CFA being a jerk or rude but yesterday I encountered a guy in the drive thru who was not only rude but a jerk. When I finally had my order and he didn’t even say my pleasure I yelled “thanks for being a jerk” and drove off.

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Re: Uniforms
« Reply #1973 on: July 13, 2018, 10:34:52 AM »
If anything, I've enjoyed the one-offs that we've been wearing here and there, as gimmicky as some of them have seemed at times.
It's pretty cool to mix it up every once in a while, as long as there's no confusion at all with what are standard look is.

The one with grass stains on our backs?


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Re: Uniforms
« Reply #1974 on: July 13, 2018, 10:48:01 AM »
The one with grass stains on our backs?
black pellets from the turf, if we're being honest

I’ve never experienced anyone working at CFA being a jerk or rude but yesterday I encountered a guy in the drive thru who was not only rude but a jerk. When I finally had my order and he didn’t even say my pleasure I yelled “thanks for being a jerk” and drove off.