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Re: Coaching Hot Seat & Changes
« Reply #10325 on: December 15, 2021, 09:29:17 AM »
FSU adds a year to Norvell's contract.  Shocking.  I figured they'd give him one more year to not suck before canning his ass.  they just added a few mil to their buyout for no reason if he sucks again this year.  is john white coordinating their contracts?
Helps fund his gambling problem. Duh!


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Re: Coaching Hot Seat & Changes
« Reply #10326 on: December 15, 2021, 09:30:00 AM »
Helps fund his gambling problem. Duh!

And all those illegitimate cheerleader babies scattered between Memphis and Tempe. 

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Re: Coaching Hot Seat & Changes
« Reply #10327 on: December 15, 2021, 10:19:04 AM »

Lead singer (female) of a band called Butcher Babies climbed on my shoulders at some outdoor concert - my girlfriend later found pictures of said event and threatened to kill me.



The blonde?  Nice.

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Re: Coaching Hot Seat & Changes
« Reply #10328 on: December 15, 2021, 10:24:29 AM »

The blonde?  Nice.

Off-brand Paris Hilton.

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Re: Coaching Hot Seat & Changes
« Reply #10329 on: December 15, 2021, 10:51:29 AM »
Lead singer (female) of a band called Butcher Babies climbed on my shoulders at some outdoor concert - my girlfriend later found pictures of said event and threatened to kill me.
Extra points if she was facing away from the stage.


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Re: Coaching Hot Seat & Changes
« Reply #10330 on: December 15, 2021, 10:53:36 AM »
Extra points if she was facing away from the stage.

If her shirt is accurate, that would be debatable.

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Re: Coaching Hot Seat & Changes
« Reply #10331 on: December 15, 2021, 11:03:47 AM »
If her shirt is accurate, that would be debatable.

He's an obgyn, so he's probably built up an immunity to those.


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Re: Coaching Hot Seat & Changes
« Reply #10332 on: December 15, 2021, 11:09:08 AM »
If her shirt is accurate, that would be debatable.

I'd like to find out.


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Re: Coaching Hot Seat & Changes
« Reply #10333 on: December 15, 2021, 12:03:06 PM »
If her shirt is accurate, that would be debatable.

A woman wearing a skirt gets on an elevator where a dwarf is currently waiting for his stop.

A second after the door closes, the dwarf looks up at her and asks, "Can I smell your pussy?"

Horrified, the woman recoils, "Absolutely not!"

"Hmmm...," he says contemplatively.  "Must be your feet, then."

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Re: Coaching Hot Seat & Changes
« Reply #10334 on: December 15, 2021, 12:21:33 PM »
A woman wearing a skirt gets on an elevator where a dwarf is currently waiting for his stop.

A second after the door closes, the dwarf looks up at her and asks, "Can I smell your pussy?"

Horrified, the woman recoils, "Absolutely not!"

"Hmmm...," he says contemplatively.  "Must be your feet, then."

thoughts on austin davis as harsin's oc?  and he has closed strong with the recruiting.


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Re: Coaching Hot Seat & Changes
« Reply #10335 on: December 15, 2021, 12:34:55 PM »
A woman wearing a skirt gets on an elevator where a dwarf is currently waiting for his stop.

A second after the door closes, the dwarf looks up at her and asks, "Can I smell your pussy?"

Horrified, the woman recoils, "Absolutely not!"

"Hmmm...," he says contemplatively.  "Must be your feet, then."

Blind man passes a fish market as he taps his way down the sidewalk.

Tips his hat and say "Morning, ladies".


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Re: Coaching Hot Seat & Changes
« Reply #10336 on: December 15, 2021, 02:13:30 PM »
A woman wearing a skirt gets on an elevator where a dwarf is currently waiting for his stop.

A second after the door closes, the dwarf looks up at her and asks, "Can I smell your pussy?"

Horrified, the woman recoils, "Absolutely not!"

"Hmmm...," he says contemplatively.  "Must be your feet, then."


Absolutely true story (although I'm not a midget).

I was on the elevator at the courthouse heading upstairs to my office when a lady got on to head to court.

The door closes and a few seconds into the ride she says "Can you smell me?"

I wasn't sure how to respond at first, because I didn't know if that was an offer or if she wanted to know if she was emitting a stench.  After a short hesitation, I said "no" and she said "Oh, good," so I must've guessed correctly.  Apparently, she'd had to park a long way from the courthouse and had been hustling on a warm day to get to court on time.  She was afraid she'd worked up some bad b.o. in the process. 

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Re: Coaching Hot Seat & Changes
« Reply #10337 on: December 15, 2021, 02:13:50 PM »
Off-brand Paris Hilton.


I'm fine with that. 

Hell, I'm fine with either of them.

Or both at the same time.

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Re: Coaching Hot Seat & Changes
« Reply #10338 on: December 15, 2021, 03:40:26 PM »
thoughts on austin davis as harsin's oc?  and he has closed strong with the recruiting.

Really don't know a thing about him.

The prevailing theory is that Harsin will call plays, while leaning on Davis as the QB whisperer.  Who the fuck knows, though?

I'm impressed with the push into LA at the last minute and the work at the JUCO and transfer levels.  I think this staff's greatest recruiting victory will turn out to be the retention of one Cartavious Bigsby.

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Re: Coaching Hot Seat & Changes
« Reply #10339 on: December 15, 2021, 03:41:22 PM »
Really don't know a thing about him.

The prevailing theory is that Harsin will call plays, while leaning on Davis as the QB whisperer.  Who the fuck knows, though?

I'm impressed with the push into LA at the last minute and the work at the JUCO and transfer levels.  I think this staff's greatest recruiting victory will turn out to be the retention of one Cartavious Bigsby.

With a name like that, why would he go by Tank?

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Re: Coaching Hot Seat & Changes
« Reply #10340 on: December 15, 2021, 04:08:42 PM »
With a name like that, why would he go by Tank?

The Cart-man would have been a much better nickname. Respect his authori-tie.


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Re: Coaching Hot Seat & Changes
« Reply #10341 on: December 15, 2021, 04:11:32 PM »
With a name like that, why would he go by Tank?

Maybe that's what this lady should've done.



This Facebook thread has some great comments if you've never seen it. 

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Re: Coaching Hot Seat & Changes
« Reply #10342 on: December 15, 2021, 05:08:57 PM »
 :portishead:
With a name like that, why would he go by Tank?

Fucker's going by Jim Smith in the witness protection program after running out of bounds in the Iron Bowl.


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Re: Coaching Hot Seat & Changes
« Reply #10343 on: December 16, 2021, 05:31:19 AM »
CUM is done at Jacksonville.

Calmer than you are.

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Re: Coaching Hot Seat & Changes
« Reply #10344 on: December 16, 2021, 06:12:08 AM »
CUM is done at Jacksonville.

Lap dances all too often precede a CUM firing. 

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Re: Coaching Hot Seat & Changes
« Reply #10345 on: December 16, 2021, 09:08:35 AM »
Lap dances all too often precede a CUM firing.
One of these days, a college to pro coach is going to act too much like a college coach with one of these pro players and get the absolute SHIT beaten out of him right there on the practice field. The Sprewell choke will pale in comparison.

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Re: Coaching Hot Seat & Changes
« Reply #10346 on: December 16, 2021, 09:13:57 AM »
One of these days, a college to pro coach is going to act too much like a college coach with one of these pro players and get the absolute SHIT beaten out of him right there on the practice field. The Sprewell choke will pale in comparison.
https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/urban-meyer-fired-ex-jaguars-kicker-josh-lambo-says-he-was-kicked-by-former-coach-during-warmups-in-preseason/

Should have tee'd his head up and put him through the uprights.


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Re: Coaching Hot Seat & Changes
« Reply #10347 on: December 16, 2021, 09:30:41 AM »

The blonde?  Nice.


Actually no, it was the dark-headed one. Still quite enjoyable.


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Re: Coaching Hot Seat & Changes
« Reply #10348 on: December 16, 2021, 09:39:35 AM »

I'm fine with that. 

Hell, I'm fine with either of them.

Or both at the same time.



the blonde looks like a wax figure

Damn Bobby Petrino!!!  What the Hell was he thinking?

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Re: Coaching Hot Seat & Changes
« Reply #10349 on: December 16, 2021, 09:47:57 AM »
All the NFL guys are super happy to see a college coach fail and Urban Meyer was all too easy to oblige. ESPN talking heads are out in full force tossing out names for the gig. Byron Leftwich probably will end up with a head coaching gig. The KC OC...maybe not so much, he's going to have to get out of Andy Reid's shadow but I can't blame him for not leaving the best QB in the league not named Brady.

Jacksonville just seems like a great place to go to if you want to stick a fork in your career and maybe have some walking away money when you are fired 1-3 years later. Finbaum on earlier saying nobody will ever touch Urban Meyer again (as a coach not a guy in a bar with money)...I'll take that bet. I'll say someone will desperate will ring his phone in the next 2 years. Maybe a PAC12 program like Arizona State when they are done with Herm Edwards.







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