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Offline TheOtherWhiteMeat

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Re: The Horror is Here: Fire Bielema and Fire Long
« Reply #75 on: September 12, 2015, 09:13:31 PM »
First of all, I'm all for Jeff Long. Having said that, I'm with you that BERT needs to be gone after this season. If you're an SEC head coach in your third season and you lose to Toledo you have absolutely no argument as to why you should keep your job. And if Jeff Long keeps him beyond this season, then yes, Jeff needs to go too.


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Re: The Horror is Here: Fire Bielema and Fire Long
« Reply #76 on: September 12, 2015, 09:13:47 PM »
No, I think Gus is a quality coach but letting Petrino go was by far the worse decision our program made.  I'm not worried about Pumpkin, I assure you.
 

Oh sweet baby Jesus you're fucking stupid. 99% of AD's fire Petrino. He wasn't likable enough to keep. Go play in traffic.

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Re: The Horror is Here: Fire Bielema and Fire Long
« Reply #77 on: September 12, 2015, 09:13:55 PM »

No, I think Gus is a quality coach but letting Petrino go was by far the worse decision our program made.  I'm not worried about Pumpkin, I assure you.

Wrong again fucko.

Gus isn't the messiah and neither is Petrino. In fact fuck them both.


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Re: The Horror is Here: Fire Bielema and Fire Long
« Reply #78 on: September 12, 2015, 09:14:22 PM »
You don't have to be worried about a tornado, but I'll bet your sorry ass doesn't have Woppussy insurance.
Just shut the fuck up, you and Pumpkin queen don't scare anybody.  Nobody is pissing their pants and quivering over your diarrea of the mouth.


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Re: The Horror is Here: Fire Bielema and Fire Long
« Reply #79 on: September 12, 2015, 09:14:36 PM »
I'm still all in.  Bad day at the office. :dude2:

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Re: The Horror is Here: Fire Bielema and Fire Long
« Reply #80 on: September 12, 2015, 09:15:57 PM »
I think you're all fucking faggots. This team chocked, BA got no help and we played right into their game plan. There's something to this little rock thing. I think these players let all the good aMm they've heard go to their heads.

We're going to end up an 8 or 9 win team I still think. If I'm wrong then who cares, were still trending up from two years ago. Fuck the haters.


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Re: The Horror is Here: Fire Bielema and Fire Long
« Reply #81 on: September 12, 2015, 09:16:15 PM »
Just shut the fuck up, you and Pumpkin queen don't scare anybody.  Nobody is pissing their pants and quivering over your diarrea of the mouth.

It's not me you need to be scared of squish. 

I'm just a dark guy from a den of iniquity.

Don't go away mad.  Just go away.

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Re: The Horror is Here: Fire Bielema and Fire Long
« Reply #82 on: September 12, 2015, 09:17:11 PM »
Choked? If they did it was because of the way they were coached. You can't dodge that. No coach worth his salt loses to a MAC team 16-12. 12 points? Jesus H. Christ!

10 points.

They spotted us the extra two in what was probably the smartest play call of the day.

I am not claiming I am right, I am saying I don't get it.

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Re: The Horror is Here: Fire Bielema and Fire Long
« Reply #83 on: September 12, 2015, 09:17:21 PM »
 

Oh sweet baby Jesus you're fucking stupid. 99% of AD's fire Petrino. He wasn't likable enough to keep. Go play in traffic.

What is "likable to keep"?  Losing to Toledo?  Ha ha, that's winning logic. 


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Re: The Horror is Here: Fire Bielema and Fire Long
« Reply #84 on: September 12, 2015, 09:17:36 PM »
I'm drunk now so best time to post. Our OL got their shit pushed in today. Our DL couldn't put any pressure on them. I could have found 11 people in the crowd to get a 4th and 1 against To-fukin-Leto. I'm a big Bert fan but after this one I'm starting to get off the wagon. 17 year season ticket holder driving from KC to Fayetteville every Saturday home game. I apparently care too much. Time to find another hobby.  To-fukin-leto.


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Re: The Horror is Here: Fire Bielema and Fire Long
« Reply #85 on: September 12, 2015, 09:18:26 PM »
Just shut the fuck up, you and Pumpkin queen don't scare anybody.  Nobody is pissing their pants and quivering over your diarrea of the mouth.
 

We can hear the fear in your voice, Shiloh. Law don't go round here.

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Re: The Horror is Here: Fire Bielema and Fire Long
« Reply #86 on: September 12, 2015, 09:20:55 PM »
First of all, I'm all for Jeff Long. Having said that, I'm with you that BERT needs to be gone after this season. If you're an SEC head coach in your third season and you lose to Toledo you have absolutely no argument as to why you should keep your job. And if Jeff Long keeps him beyond this season, then yes, Jeff needs to go too.

Jeff Long is a lot like Bert (yes, I am now calling him Bert).  He talks a good game.  Under his leadership the football team has been at it's worst, the basketball team is going to be there too.


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Re: The Horror is Here: Fire Bielema and Fire Long
« Reply #87 on: September 12, 2015, 09:23:06 PM »
Jeff Long is a lot like Bert (yes, I am now calling him Bert).  He talks a good game. Under his leadership the football team has been at it's worst, the basketball team is going to be there too.

I was going to reply and disagree with this, but in comparing the early 90's to the 2012-2015 stretch...I'd call it a push.

I am not claiming I am right, I am saying I don't get it.

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Re: The Horror is Here: Fire Bielema and Fire Long
« Reply #88 on: September 12, 2015, 09:24:34 PM »
 

We can hear the fear in your voice, Shiloh. Law don't go round here.
Douche. 


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Re: The Horror is Here: Fire Bielema and Fire Long
« Reply #89 on: September 12, 2015, 09:25:34 PM »
Bret made football fun again.


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Re: The Horror is Here: Fire Bielema and Fire Long
« Reply #90 on: September 12, 2015, 09:25:45 PM »
What is "likable to keep"?  Losing to Toledo?  Ha ha, that's winning logic.
 

Sorry, I keep thinking you're only half retarded not full retarded. I'll spell it out for you, Petrino does not possess the charisma to have overcome what happened and have any credibility here and with the parents of recruits, here in the Bible Belt. He had to be fired and play the whole tale redemption that moronic Americans like you lap up, even though we all know he hasn't changed a bit. Bringing him up serves no purpose because he's never coming back just like you serve no purpose on this planet and should stop breathing.

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Re: The Horror is Here: Fire Bielema and Fire Long
« Reply #91 on: September 12, 2015, 09:25:52 PM »
Absolutely.

I'd offer up a prayer for you, but there are even things Jesus can't do.

He who learns must suffer. And in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God. - Aeschylus

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Re: The Horror is Here: Fire Bielema and Fire Long
« Reply #92 on: September 12, 2015, 09:26:43 PM »
I wish I never had gotten this Bret Bielema tattoo.

Bert's "swagger" and leg belong at Iowa.


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Re: The Horror is Here: Fire Bielema and Fire Long
« Reply #93 on: September 12, 2015, 09:27:53 PM »

The most concerning thing is how confident the coaches were in the off season. If we suck shit and they know it, that is one thing. But to expect big things, and then this...

That's the thing for me. Don't constantly tell me how talented they are, like the OL and consistently under deliver.


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Re: The Horror is Here: Fire Bielema and Fire Long
« Reply #94 on: September 12, 2015, 09:29:28 PM »
Bret made football fun again.
I was horrified when I read that article and cringed that we might have another Hootie.

God, I hope that is still not the case, but this loss makes me wonder.


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Re: The Horror is Here: Fire Bielema and Fire Long
« Reply #95 on: September 12, 2015, 09:30:45 PM »
you just think your pissed now. Wait till tech puts a 50 spot On us next week


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Re: The Horror is Here: Fire Bielema and Fire Long
« Reply #96 on: September 12, 2015, 09:31:33 PM »
Conference wins are likeable.

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Re: The Horror is Here: Fire Bielema and Fire Long
« Reply #97 on: September 12, 2015, 09:31:57 PM »
 

Sorry, I keep thinking you're only half retarded not full retarded. I'll spell it out for you, Petrino does not possess the charisma to have overcome what happened and have any credibility here and with the parents of recruits, here in the Bible Belt. He had to be fired and play the whole tale redemption that moronic Americans like you lap up, even though we all know he hasn't changed a bit. Bringing him up serves no purpose because he's never coming back just like you serve no purpose on this planet and should stop breathing.

Thank you for that nonsensical drivel. Well, so long as the standard for keeping a football coaching job is "likable", I hope you get used to that feeling you got today--you fucking loser.  I figure you are used to that feeling...probably feel it most days I reckon. 


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Re: The Horror is Here: Fire Bielema and Fire Long
« Reply #98 on: September 12, 2015, 09:38:05 PM »
you just think your pissed now. Wait till tech puts a 50 spot On us next week

That's the thing man.  We'll beat TTech by 10 points and then BB suckers will talk about how Toledo was an aberation; an interruption in focus.

They're already onto latching the Razorbacks onto another decade of Nutt type bullshit.  Look at this fucking board.  There are idiots all over it talking about this fat fuck like he inherited the records of Hatfield and Petrino.  They talk about anyone who is against that idea like they're round earth deniers.  It's fucking crazy.  Don't believe me?  Ask TOWM.

This coach lost over a dozen SEC games in a row.  And he's a slob.  He's a slob to the point where his appearance is clear evidence of rampant alcoholism.

I'm just a dark guy from a den of iniquity.

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Re: The Horror is Here: Fire Bielema and Fire Long
« Reply #99 on: September 12, 2015, 09:48:44 PM »
Watching this SC game, I'm starting to warm up to the idea of Baby Stoops.  Kentucky has improved in the short time he has been there and his offensive philosophy is better.