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Re: Lol Miss 2?
« Reply #100 on: February 29, 2016, 09:56:28 AM »
24 hour marathon of "Song of the South" playing on a screen in front of the Student Union.

Uncle Remus watching and applauding while Colonel Reb sodomizes Aunt Jemima. 


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Re: Lol Miss 2?
« Reply #101 on: February 29, 2016, 10:12:56 AM »
Uncle Remus watching and applauding while Colonel Reb sodomizes Aunt Jemima.

Pouring it on a bit thick there.

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Re: Lol Miss 2?
« Reply #102 on: February 29, 2016, 10:23:31 AM »
What they need is a nice historical reenactment to go along with this celebration. They can take the football team to a field to plant cotton, while frat bros and sorority hoes sit in the shade and partake in refreshments. Maybe a mock slave auction for charity! Revel in your heritage, Rebel fans!

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Re: Lol Miss 2?
« Reply #103 on: February 29, 2016, 11:16:02 AM »
Freedom Rider Scavenger Hunt.


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Re: Lol Miss 2?
« Reply #104 on: February 29, 2016, 11:21:13 AM »
Freedom Rider Scavenger Hunt.
Followed by the earthen dam excavation contest.


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Re: Lol Miss 2?
« Reply #105 on: February 29, 2016, 02:22:29 PM »
Plus it could be a riverboat casino. "Amistad's."

That's already at H-WH.

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Re: Lol Miss 2?
« Reply #106 on: February 29, 2016, 03:44:34 PM »
Ole Miss mentioned at 5:20.

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Re: Lol Miss 2?
« Reply #107 on: February 29, 2016, 06:42:07 PM »
now has to wonder where they get that outfit.  Do folks get initiated into the klan and told they need to buy the whole getup, and where to get it?  That pointy hat appears to be manufactured, not homemade.  Is there a klan outlet one can get the approved robe and patches? 

I would bet you if it exists, it is likely in Mississippi.


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Re: Lol Miss 2?
« Reply #108 on: February 29, 2016, 06:51:18 PM »
now has to wonder where they get that outfit.  Do folks get initiated into the klan and told they need to buy the whole getup, and where to get it?  That pointy hat appears to be manufactured, not homemade.  Is there a klan outlet one can get the approved robe and patches? 

I would bet you if it exists, it is likely in Mississippi.
I am sure there is a Hancock fabrics there that has the patterns.


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Re: Lol Miss 2?
« Reply #109 on: February 29, 2016, 08:18:44 PM »
Uncle Remus watching and applauding while Colonel Reb sodomizes Aunt Jemima.

I was like, "damn," and then

Followed by the earthen dam excavation contest.

I was like "DAMN!"

Folks are bringing it. 👍

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Re: Lol Miss 2?
« Reply #110 on: March 01, 2016, 09:12:56 AM »
now has to wonder where they get that outfit.  Do folks get initiated into the klan and told they need to buy the whole getup, and where to get it?  That pointy hat appears to be manufactured, not homemade.  Is there a klan outlet one can get the approved robe and patches? 

I would bet you if it exists, it is likely in Mississippi.

Our wives make them. 

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Re: Lol Miss 2?
« Reply #111 on: March 01, 2016, 09:17:40 AM »
Our wives make them.

And then gits their asses back in the kitchen to make a sammich.


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Re: Lol Miss 2?
« Reply #112 on: April 06, 2016, 08:46:41 AM »
I do not think he can claim he missed them when checking out. This one does not have crab legs to stand on.

http://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/ole-miss-football/report-ole-miss-offensive-lineman-arrested/

According to Daniel Paulling of The Clarion-Ledger, Taylor had the bags in a basket under his shopping cart, but a source told Paulling that he didn’t pay for them as he went through a self-checkout line.

Coach Hugh Freeze released a statement on the matter.

“We are gathering facts on the matter, and if appropriate, we will address it accordingly with Rod internally,” Freeze said, as reported by Paulling.

Last season, Taylor appeared in 10 games before finishing as left tackle Laremy Tunsil’s backup at the position. He’s currently recovering from a shoulder injury that required offseason surgery and has kept him out of spring practice.

The 6-foot-3, 320-pounder is expected to compete for a starting spot on the Ole Miss offensive line this season.


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Re: Lol Miss 2?
« Reply #113 on: April 06, 2016, 10:34:32 AM »
now has to wonder where they get that outfit.  Do folks get initiated into the klan and told they need to buy the whole getup, and where to get it?  That pointy hat appears to be manufactured, not homemade.  Is there a klan outlet one can get the approved robe and patches? 

I would bet you if it exists, it is likely in Mississippi.

I think they have to make them.  Like Rocco's mask, some turn out better than others.

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Re: Lol Miss 2?
« Reply #114 on: April 06, 2016, 11:19:04 AM »
I do not think he can claim he missed them when checking out. This one does not have crab legs to stand on.

http://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/ole-miss-football/report-ole-miss-offensive-lineman-arrested/

According to Daniel Paulling of The Clarion-Ledger, Taylor had the bags in a basket under his shopping cart, but a source told Paulling that he didn’t pay for them as he went through a self-checkout line.

Coach Hugh Freeze released a statement on the matter.

“We are gathering facts on the matter, and if appropriate, we will address it accordingly with Rod internally,” Freeze said, as reported by Paulling.

Last season, Taylor appeared in 10 games before finishing as left tackle Laremy Tunsil’s backup at the position. He’s currently recovering from a shoulder injury that required offseason surgery and has kept him out of spring practice.

The 6-foot-3, 320-pounder is expected to compete for a starting spot on the Ole Miss offensive line this season.


I hope that was some of that organic all natural lump stuff you Eggheads use and not the $3.99 bags of Best Choice briquettes. 

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Re: Lol Miss 2?
« Reply #115 on: April 13, 2016, 08:40:21 AM »
I hope that was some of that organic all natural lump stuff you Eggheads use and not the $3.99 bags of Best Choice briquettes.

Nope, and it was no accident.

http://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/ole-miss-football/report-ole-miss-ol-rod-taylor-shoplifting-not-accident/

Ole Miss offensive lineman Rod Taylor’s shoplifting arrest could’ve easily been an accident, but new information implies that may not be the case.

According to the Clarion-Ledger’s Daniel Paulling revealed new details about the incident on Tuesday based on a police report obtained by the publication.

In that report, Oxford Police Department officer Steven Lewis wrote that Walmart loss prevention employee Gary Ferguson told him that Taylor — who was in a self-checkout line — allegedly scanned certain items and paid for them but placed other items not paid for in plastic bags in his shopping cart intentionally.

The report shows that the items in question were valued at $41.53 and were two cans of baked beans, onions, potatoes, a 12 pack of grape soda, Ocean Spray juice, hamburger meat and one bag of charcoal.

Taylor told Lewis as he was being transported to the Lafayette County Detention Center that he was distracted by a phone call about football while ringing up his items, but Lewis said he didn’t see Taylor on the phone.

The 6-foot-3, 320-pound junior’s day in court is May 25 and faces a first-offense charge of shoplifting.

Last season, Taylor played in 10 games while making two starts at right guard for the Rebels. He missed three games (Tennessee-Martin, Vanderbilt and Mississippi State) due to a shoulder injury and is recovering from offseason surgery that kept him out of the spring.


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Re: Lol Miss 2?
« Reply #116 on: April 13, 2016, 01:01:50 PM »
So instead of just saying he fucked up, he made up a story about being on the phone which was easily shown to be a lie by the security footage.  Nice.


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Re: Lol Miss 2?
« Reply #117 on: April 19, 2016, 12:23:16 PM »
I think they have to make them.  Like Rocco's mask, some turn out better than others.



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Re: Lol Miss 2?
« Reply #118 on: April 19, 2016, 09:44:24 PM »
So instead of just saying he fucked up, he made up a story about being on the phone which was easily shown to be a lie by the security footage.  Nice.
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Re: Lol Miss 2?
« Reply #119 on: May 05, 2016, 08:14:48 AM »
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Re: Lol Miss 2?
« Reply #120 on: May 11, 2016, 07:53:46 PM »
I didn't know they accepted the Marshallese into the Klan.  Only in Oxford I guess.  Bro's need their hoods

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Re: Lol Miss 2?
« Reply #121 on: May 11, 2016, 07:58:45 PM »
http://www.tmz.com/2016/05/11/ole-miss-hugh-freeze-laremy-tunsil/

The stepdad now wants to depose Laremy's college football coach Hugh Freeze -- believing he has information that will help prove his story.
But Freeze doesn't want that to happen -- and has filed court docs to block the deposition -- in part because "at this time, the NCAA is considering allegations against the University and its football program, including allegations related to [Tunsil]."
He does not expand on the allegations.
Freeze says he's concerned that any information from the deposition could be accessed by NCAA investigators and possibly used against him ... and he doesn't believe that's fair.
If the judge DOES force Freeze to testify, he at least wants the transcripts sealed to prevent the NCAA from getting their hands on it.


I'm so ready for the NCAA to slap a Show Cause penalty on that smarmy motherfucker. 

And to think, if Carl Spackler's explosives would have worked we wouldn't have to worry about Freeze. 


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Re: Lol Miss 2?
« Reply #122 on: May 12, 2016, 08:07:43 AM »
So he doesn't want to put his hand on the Bible and swear to tell the truth?


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Re: Lol Miss 2?
« Reply #123 on: May 12, 2016, 08:17:18 AM »
http://www.tmz.com/2016/05/11/ole-miss-hugh-freeze-laremy-tunsil/

The stepdad now wants to depose Laremy's college football coach Hugh Freeze -- believing he has information that will help prove his story.
But Freeze doesn't want that to happen -- and has filed court docs to block the deposition -- in part because "at this time, the NCAA is considering allegations against the University and its football program, including allegations related to [Tunsil]."
He does not expand on the allegations.
Freeze says he's concerned that any information from the deposition could be accessed by NCAA investigators and possibly used against him ... and he doesn't believe that's fair.
If the judge DOES force Freeze to testify, he at least wants the transcripts sealed to prevent the NCAA from getting their hands on it.


I'm so ready for the NCAA to slap a Show Cause penalty on that smarmy motherfucker. 

And to think, if Carl Spackler's explosives would have worked we wouldn't have to worry about Freeze.

So he doesn't want to be disposed b/c the NCAA could use the info against him meaning he's definitely broke the rules. 

I mean if they don't throw the book at these mofos I give up.


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Re: Lol Miss 2?
« Reply #124 on: May 12, 2016, 08:19:03 AM »
So he doesn't want to put his hand on the Bible and swear to tell the truth?

And, if he does then he doesn't want all to know.

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