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October 17, 2016, 09:17:33 AM
Hey, we don't all make nucular engineer money around here, pal. You sit up there in your fancy split-level home eating your three-eyed fish dinners and look down on us like you're better than us somehow.
New-kley-ear, buddy.
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October 17, 2016, 09:19:32 AM
New-kley-ear, buddy.
That's what I said. Nucular.
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October 17, 2016, 09:34:00 AM
He's talking about me and my defense of attending fans by those who complain about the crowd sucking. I've gotten some beatdowns because of it 
You even cussed at me. I thought I was at Thanksgiving Dinner.
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October 17, 2016, 11:41:17 AM
You even cussed at me. I thought I was at Thanksgiving Dinner.
I was having a bad day or year or century.
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October 17, 2016, 11:57:11 AM
Hey, we don't all make nucular engineer money around here, pal. You sit up there in your fancy split-level home eating your three-eyed fish dinners and look down on us like you're better than us somehow.
We are. Especially HRC and me. He and I are easily several levels above the rest of you jerkoffs. I mean, we're almost godlike. Like Alabama fans.
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October 17, 2016, 12:00:33 PM
The dark side of...
At least it felt that way. Funny thing is, they were the exact same seats I sat in September 8or9...2001 against Tennessee....the lightning and thunderbolts game...
I have a family member who gets me seats among the players' families. I sat behind the girlfriend of one of our players. He's a reserve. Doesn't play a lot. His girlfriend is not a reserve. Since we stood a bunch against the Rebel Bears, and she likes to flip her hair, she touched me several times. In my mind, I figure she was flirting, but the truth of the matter is instead of never washing her hand again, she probably had it fireblasted after the game. Sorry, no pictures. I was in such shock, I couldn't remember how to make my phone camera work.
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October 17, 2016, 12:22:51 PM
We are. Especially HRC and me. He and I are easily several levels above the rest of you jerkoffs. I mean, we're almost godlike. Like Alabama fans.
You're a legend in your own mind...
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October 17, 2016, 12:53:57 PM
We are. Especially HRC and me. He and I are easily several levels above the rest of you jerkoffs. I mean, we're almost godlike. Like Alabama fans.
Fat, Toothless, and Stupid?
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October 17, 2016, 01:08:59 PM
I have a family member who gets me seats among the players' families. I sat behind the girlfriend of one of our players. He's a reserve. Doesn't play a lot. His girlfriend is not a reserve. Since we stood a bunch against the Rebel Bears, and she likes to flip her hair, she touched me several times. In my mind, I figure she was flirting, but the truth of the matter is instead of never washing her hand again, she probably had it fireblasted after the game. Sorry, no pictures. I was in such shock, I couldn't remember how to make my phone camera work.
Since most phones today are 1 touch to get to the camera function, I'll just assume your's is still a flip.
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October 17, 2016, 01:16:38 PM
Fat, Toothless, and Stupid?
No. Entitled.
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October 17, 2016, 02:27:24 PM
Since most phones today are 1 touch to get to the camera function, I'll just assume your's is still a flip.
Might as well be. It is an iPhone 7+. I actually took 2 pictures of players warming up. My real explanation as to why I didn't take the pictures has much more to do with my wife standing next to me during the game. I didn't want anybody on Woopig to think I was petulantly whipped, but I am, so I just made that up. Kind of like I tell errbody on here I have a sweet combover, when the truth is I have the ability to have flowing locks of hair, but I buzz it off every 2 or 3 days whether it needs it or not. I have the latest model of the Flowbee, and it's pretty awesome.
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October 18, 2016, 11:45:22 AM
https://www.profootballfocus.com/college-top-10-qbs-in-college-football-through-week-7/7. Austin Allen, Arkansas Razorbacks
Allen won the battle of the two highest-graded SEC quarterbacks Saturday night, as the Razorbacks edged out Ole Miss 34-30 and Allen graded considerably better than the Rebels’ Chad Kelly. Allen ranks third nationally in adjusted completion rate on deep pass attempts, at 51.4 percent, and he has thrived despite being under pressure on a nation-leading 46.7 percent of his dropbacks.
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October 18, 2016, 11:55:08 AM
Too low, (also, I'm not allowed within like 50 yards of any school).
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October 18, 2016, 12:09:59 PM
We are. Especially HRC and me. He and I are easily several levels above the rest of you jerkoffs. I mean, we're almost godlike. Like Alabama fans.
Like looking down on us from your pool deck.
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October 19, 2016, 09:08:41 AM
We are. Especially HRC and me. He and I are easily several levels above the rest of you jerkoffs. I mean, we're almost godlike. Like Alabama fans.
We humbly bow before you in your shiny white loafers, please have mercy upon our pitiful souls.
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October 19, 2016, 09:10:12 AM
We humbly bow before you in your shiny white loafers, please have mercy upon our pitiful souls.
Shiny white loafers with JORTS. Don't forget that.
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October 19, 2016, 09:38:38 AM
Shiny white loafers with BEDAZZLED JORTS. Don't forget that.
FIFY. Oh and all while wearing my Affliction T-shirt.
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October 19, 2016, 11:10:58 PM
We are. Especially HRC and me. He and I are easily several levels above the rest of you jerkoffs. I mean, we're almost godlike. Like Alabama fans.
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October 23, 2016, 12:08:14 PM
So what's the injury update? I had gotten drunk by the time Austin left the game.
Also, I'm not sure Ty Storey is cut out for tackle football.
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October 23, 2016, 12:10:32 PM
So what's the injury update? I had gotten drunk by the time Austin left the game.
Also, I'm not sure Ty Storey is cut out for tackle football.
No kidding. Storey looked scared and helpless out there. He either is no football player or our coaches have done NOTHING to prepare him for competition.
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October 23, 2016, 12:13:58 PM
Nice confidence they show in Storey by running straight into the teeth of the defense the first 5 times he was in the game. Then letting him throw 4 yard passes.
Would have been nice to see a deep ball on the first play. Those are relatively safe, and there's a chance we could have been wide open. Everyone knew where that ball was going.
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October 23, 2016, 12:46:43 PM
In my inebriation, that sack of Storey down around the 2-yard line looked bogus. Did the defensive player actually wrap him up, or did he just anticipate the sack and fall down? I deleted the game this morning in disgust and now have no way of knowing.
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October 23, 2016, 01:01:59 PM
Nice confidence they show in Storey by running straight into the teeth of the defense the first 5 times he was in the game. Then letting him throw 4 yard passes.
Would have been nice to see a deep ball on the first play. Those are relatively safe, and there's a chance we could have been wide open. Everyone knew where that ball was going.
Yep. If you don't have the confidence in him, why is he in the game?
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October 23, 2016, 01:26:25 PM
In my inebriation, that sack of Storey down around the 2-yard line looked bogus. Did the defensive player actually wrap him up, or did he just anticipate the sack and fall down? I deleted the game this morning in disgust and now have no way of knowing.
Watchespn.com.
Not watching the game a 2nd time this week.
