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Re: Austin Allen's tool
« Reply #50 on: September 04, 2016, 01:14:04 PM »
Russell Wilson sucked in college too.

It's almost as if they had something fat, dumb, and overpaid in common I just can't quite put my finger on it...

Russell Wilson absolutely did not suck at Wisconsin.


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Re: Austin Allen's tool
« Reply #51 on: September 04, 2016, 01:16:38 PM »
Russell Wilson absolutely did not suck at Wisconsin.

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Re: Austin Allen's tool
« Reply #52 on: September 04, 2016, 01:20:01 PM »
Russell Wilson sucked in college too.

It's almost as if they had something fat, dumb, and overpaid in common I just can't quite put my finger on it...
 

What did your Gus God do last night? What did all his razzle dazzle accomplish? Our offense wasn't the problem last season and we threw plenty.

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Re: Austin Allen's tool
« Reply #53 on: September 04, 2016, 01:55:27 PM »
I don't mind a close, hard fought game but the only reason I like for us to blow out so called "lesser" teams is because the worst idiots come out of the wood works spouting stupid shit here on the woopigs.

I'm looking at you:

Over9000ft
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There is room on this list for more but I don't memorize every fucktards name.

Don't waste your time with the mouth breathers.

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Re: Austin Allen's tool
« Reply #54 on: September 04, 2016, 02:20:38 PM »
https://twitter.com/sec_chad/status/772464539002482688


Good look here of Jackson taking the inside teaming up with Raulerson, neither seems to provide a nats fart worth of protection.


That was a corner blitz and the d line did some kind of twist stuff...

100% lost in the scheme

I think that kind of confusion will be quickly fixed. 



I hope.


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Re: Austin Allen's tool
« Reply #55 on: September 04, 2016, 03:26:12 PM »
I don't mind a close, hard fought game but the only reason I like for us to blow out so called "lesser" teams is because the worst idiots come out of the wood works spouting stupid shit here on the woopigs.

I'm looking at you:

Over9000ft
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Wooisme

There is room on this list for more but I don't memorize every fucktards name.

You definitely hit the top two.  In fact, you could have even left out HTL, as I saw him post something positive the other day.  Never seen that at all from Foghorn or Captain Oveur.

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Re: Austin Allen's tool
« Reply #56 on: September 04, 2016, 03:29:33 PM »
I'd trade right now.  WITH LOUISIANA FUCKING TECH.

Louisiana Tech
Comp   Att   Yds   Pct   Y/A   Sack   YdsL   TD   Int   QBRat
J'mar Smith   19   31   212   61.3   6.8   3   20   0   1   112.3
Arkansas
Comp   Att   Yds   Pct   Y/A   Sack   YdsL   TD   Int   QBRat
Austin Allen   20   29   191   69.0   6.6   4   26   2   2   133.3


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Re: Austin Allen's tool
« Reply #57 on: September 04, 2016, 03:31:56 PM »
You definitely hit the top two.  In fact, you could have even left out HTL, as I saw him post something positive the other day.  Never seen that at all from Foghorn or Captain Oveur.

I considered leaving him out but he is still HTL, he deserves to be on there.

Don't waste your time with the mouth breathers.

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Re: Austin Allen's tool
« Reply #58 on: September 04, 2016, 06:10:04 PM »
Everybody except Alabama and Ohio State has something to bitch about.  Aw, that's an overstatement but 50% of the teams lost and 50% of those that won are mad that they didn't win by enough so 75% of fan bases are bitching about something. Find another team to follow and you'll see that everybody is pretty much the same.  You can almost survive on a college football board with about 100 canned posts where you just fill in the blanks with names as needed.

All of this.


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Re: Austin Allen's tool
« Reply #59 on: September 04, 2016, 07:15:13 PM »
Louisiana Tech
Comp   Att   Yds   Pct   Y/A   Sack   YdsL   TD   Int   QBRat
J'mar Smith   19   31   212   61.3   6.8   3   20   0   1   112.3
Arkansas
Comp   Att   Yds   Pct   Y/A   Sack   YdsL   TD   Int   QBRat
Austin Allen   20   29   191   69.0   6.6   4   26   2   2   133.3

It's really stupid that this thread even exists. First start and an OL that was leaking like a sieve. There were so many things wrong with that game yesterday but Austin was very low on that list. Definitely not new thread worthy. 


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Re: Austin Allen's tool
« Reply #60 on: September 04, 2016, 11:26:57 PM »
https://twitter.com/sec_chad/status/772464539002482688


Good look here of Jackson taking the inside teaming up with Raulerson, neither seems to provide a nats fart worth of protection.


That was a corner blitz and the d line did some kind of twist stuff...

100% lost in the scheme

Thanks for this.  I saw Jackson looking lost but missed Raulerson getting his ass shoved back into the QB.  No excuse for an SEC starting guard getting bull rushed into the QB by a La Tech DT.  Horrible.


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Re: Austin Allen's tool
« Reply #61 on: September 05, 2016, 12:15:08 AM »
It's really stupid that this thread even exists. First start and an OL that was leaking like a sieve. There were so many things wrong with that game yesterday but Austin was very low on that list. Definitely not new thread worthy.

Sure, but you're always farting rainbows when the Hogs start a new season. Id buy into this post more if a traditional cynic had posted it.


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Re: Austin Allen's tool
« Reply #62 on: September 05, 2016, 01:22:36 AM »
 

What did your Gus God do last night? What did all his razzle dazzle accomplish? Our offense wasn't the problem last season and we threw plenty.

I don't buy his high school bullshit either.  The only reason anyone knows his name is Cam Newton stealing laptops.

Here's the thing...

Nick Saban is always gonna get the pick of the litter.  How is it that anyone thinks they can beat him at his game when they get his leftovers?

Here's a stat for you...

In the past seven years, or 111 games, Alabama has lost to an opponent scoring less than four touchdowns a whopping total of three times.  Two of those losses were LSU, so only two teams have accomplished the above.  The other was Ole Miss.

When will Arkansas have defensive talent on par with LSU?  Never.
When will an offense under Bert be capable of four TDs against a top 5 defense? Never.

As for Russell Wilson, he had 25 or fewer attempts in 11 of 12 games in his one year with Bert.
He had 15 or fewer completions in 6 of those 11.
He had less than 200 yards in 6 of those 11 as well.










« Last Edit: September 05, 2016, 01:25:29 AM by Over9000ft »

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Re: Austin Allen's tool
« Reply #63 on: September 05, 2016, 01:41:20 AM »
I don't buy his high school bullshit either.  The only reason anyone knows his name is Cam Newton stealing laptops.

Here's the thing...

Nick Saban is always gonna get the pick of the litter.  How is it that anyone thinks they can beat him at his game when they get his leftovers?

Here's a stat for you...

In the past seven years, or 111 games, Alabama has lost to an opponent scoring less than four touchdowns a whopping total of three times.  Two of those losses were LSU, so only two teams have accomplished the above.  The other was Ole Miss.

When will Arkansas have defensive talent on par with LSU?  Never.
When will an offense under Bert be capable of four TDs against a top 5 defense? Never.

As for Russell Wilson, he had 25 or fewer attempts in 11 of 12 games in his one year with Bert.
He had 15 or fewer completions in 6 of those 11.
He had less than 200 yards in 6 of those 11 as well.
 

We were close to beating Bama two years ago. If we don't fumble the gotdamn football seconds before scoring a TD, we win it.  We ain't beating Bama with just offense and Petrino couldn't beat him either. We have to have they type of defense we had two seasons ago and be able to run the football. If Bret can't get that done then he will get fired and the next coach won't be Petrino. I don't why the fuck some of you morons can't get that through your gotdamn thick ass skulls. Petrino is gone and he ain't coming back so stop fucking talking about him. If you want to bring up some other coach, then fine.

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Re: Austin Allen's tool
« Reply #64 on: September 05, 2016, 02:36:40 AM »
Over9000ft?

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Re: Austin Allen's tool
« Reply #65 on: September 05, 2016, 08:25:16 AM »

When will Arkansas have defensive talent on par with LSU?  Never.
When will an offense under Bert be capable of four TDs against a top 5 defense? Never.

Here's the thing.

We beat them 17-0 and 31-14 the last two years.

The first was clear proof that development trumps talent.
The second was a Bielema offense scoring 4 TDs against what I'm guessing you'd consider a traditional Top 5 defense.

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Re: Austin Allen's tool
« Reply #66 on: September 05, 2016, 08:34:56 AM »
Here's the thing.

We beat them 17-0 and 31-14 the last two years.

The first was clear proof that development trumps talent.
The second was a Bielema offense scoring 4 TDs against what I'm guessing you'd consider a traditional Top 5 defense.


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Re: Austin Allen's tool
« Reply #67 on: September 05, 2016, 09:04:03 AM »

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Re: Austin Allen's tool
« Reply #68 on: September 05, 2016, 09:07:57 AM »
Here's the thing.

We beat them 17-0 and 31-14 the last two years.

The first was clear proof that development trumps talent.
The second was a Bielema offense scoring 4 TDs against what I'm guessing you'd consider a traditional Top 5 defense.

Not really, we've really had pretty good success against LSU no matter who the coach is.  Hootie, Petrino, and now Bert have all done better against LSU than our talent would seem to indicate is possible.


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Re: Austin Allen's tool
« Reply #69 on: September 05, 2016, 09:31:18 AM »
Not really, we've really had pretty good success against LSU no matter who the coach is.  Hootie, Petrino, and now Bert have all done better against LSU than our talent would seem to indicate is possible.

That really has nothing to do with what we're talking about.

But if you insist on making this a debate about the past...

http://www.cfbdatawarehouse.com/data/active/a/arkansas/opponents_records.php?teamid=1793

Nutty was 4-6, with two of the wins from a Miracle and a DMac performance of a lifetime, and got skulldrug on at least a couple of occasions.

Petrion was 2-2, one of the wins thanks to another Miracle.  And one skulldrag on a huge stage.

Bielema is 2-1, with an LSU pseudo-miracle responsible for that one.

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Re: Austin Allen's tool
« Reply #70 on: September 05, 2016, 09:39:30 AM »
You do realize that at this point in their tenures at Arkansas both Hootie and Petrino were 2-1 against LSU don't you?  You do realize that right?


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« Reply #71 on: September 05, 2016, 09:47:29 AM »
You do realize that at this point in their tenures at Arkansas both Hootie and Petrino were 2-1 against LSU don't you?  You do realize that right?

Why does it matter so much to you? Good lord, the horse is dead quit having sex with it.

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« Reply #72 on: September 05, 2016, 09:52:52 AM »
Why does it matter so much to you? Good lord, the horse is dead quit having sex with it.

It doesn't matter to me, I just pointed out that the last three coaches have done better against LSU than talent would indicate we should.  He counters that Bielema is 2-1, and I remind him that the last two were as well.


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Re: Austin Allen's tool
« Reply #73 on: September 05, 2016, 09:55:03 AM »
It doesn't matter to me, I just pointed out that the last three coaches have done better against LSU than talent would indicate we should.  He counters that Bielema is 2-1, and I remind him that the last two were as well.

So he is on par with our last 2 coaches. Thanks, that really makes a solid point.


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Re: Austin Allen's tool
« Reply #74 on: September 05, 2016, 09:58:02 AM »
So he is on par with our last 2 coaches. Thanks, that really makes a solid point.

It makes the point that it is a little early to draw conclusions based on our performance against LSU.