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September 05, 2016, 10:30:14 PM
If herbstreit gets Kelley's balls any farther down his throat, they'll be hanging out his ass.
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September 05, 2016, 10:30:25 PM
I haven't been paying attention. How's that Harris kid doing? Probably put up 400+ and 5 touchdowns against Wisconsin.
When I see what Harris brings to the table, I curse Bert for being fat.
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September 05, 2016, 10:34:01 PM
If herbstreit gets Kelley's balls any farther down his throat, they'll be hanging out his ass.
If I had any artistic ability, I'd turn this visual image into some disturbing Yaoi for Woopig's enjoyment.
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September 05, 2016, 10:50:43 PM
I ask again, does he have a truck?
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September 06, 2016, 08:16:15 AM
Of course not, but being a "willing runner" when you have the chance to make a first down or minimize a loss is always a good thing.
Mallett was willing, but not able.
Of course, all things equal, it's better for your QB to be able to run a little bit. To be successful in a spread it's damn near a requirement.
In an offense like we run or LSU attempts to run, it's 100 times more important to have someone who can pass accurately, read defenses, and make good decisions.
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September 06, 2016, 08:57:25 PM
Here's the thing.
We beat them 17-0 and 31-14 the last two years.
The first was clear proof that development trumps talent.
The second was a Bielema offense scoring 4 TDs against what I'm guessing you'd consider a traditional Top 5 defense.
None of which has anything to do with what I posted.
How many defensive players does LSU put in the NFL?
How many has AR put in the NFL?
I said
talent.
It honestly doesn't matter when we beat LSU, because when we play them we're usually about 4-5 and they're coming off of loss #2 so neither side has reason to give a shit.
Louisiana is a close race with TX and FL for the highest amount of D1 talent per capita in the nation. AR has virtually none.
The reason Petrino had success here was he was doing something different. All these big 10 yokels are fighting over O linemen and RBs, so Petrino was snatching up receivers, TEs, and QBs. If all those other schools were playing June Jones like aTm is, Bert might have some success.
But they're not, they're all playing the big 10 snooze fest. The only difference in us and them is they have way more talent than us.
You can fuck the chicken however you wanna fuck it but the above is not going to change. They have AR15s and you have a fucking Walmart pop gun saying "no wait we can win a gunfight we just have to shoot straighter!"
The only thing done successfully around here is Jeff Long firmly establishing himself as the new Frank. You keep arguing about how to beat Saban with 3 yards and a cloud of dust with players from Fordyce and Jeff Long will keep his tee times at Augusta as long as the jet isn't in the shop. That's the purpose of Arkansas football.
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September 06, 2016, 09:06:28 PM
None of which has anything to do with what I posted.
How many defensive players does LSU put in the NFL?
How many has AR put in the NFL?
I said talent.
It honestly doesn't matter when we beat LSU, because when we play them we're usually about 4-5 and they're coming off of loss #2 so neither side has reason to give a shit.
Louisiana is a close race with TX and FL for the highest amount of D1 talent per capita in the nation. AR has virtually none.
The reason Petrino had success here was he was doing something different. All these big 10 yokels are fighting over O linemen and RBs, so Petrino was snatching up receivers, TEs, and QBs. If all those other schools were playing June Jones like aTm is, Bert might have some success.
But they're not, they're all playing the big 10 snooze fest. The only difference in us and them is they have way more talent than us.
You can fuck the chicken however you wanna fuck it but the above is not going to change. They have AR15s and you have a fucking Walmart pop gun saying "no wait we can win a gunfight we just have to shoot straighter!"
The only thing done successfully around here is Jeff Long firmly establishing himself as the new Frank. You keep arguing about how to beat Saban with 3 yards and a cloud of dust with players from Fordyce and Jeff Long will keep his tee times at Augusta as long as the jet isn't in the shop. That's the purpose of Arkansas football.
Same old song and dance from you, negative nancy.
Useless drivel is useless. Go fuck yourself.
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September 06, 2016, 09:41:24 PM
I don't buy his high school bullshit either. The only reason anyone knows his name is Cam Newton stealing laptops.
Here's the thing...
Nick Saban is always gonna get the pick of the litter. How is it that anyone thinks they can beat him at his game when they get his leftovers?
Here's a stat for you...
In the past seven years, or 111 games, Alabama has lost to an opponent scoring less than four touchdowns a whopping total of three times. Two of those losses were LSU, so only two teams have accomplished the above. The other was Ole Miss.
When will Arkansas have defensive talent on par with LSU? Never.
When will an offense under Bert be capable of four TDs against a top 5 defense? Never.
As for Russell Wilson, he had 25 or fewer attempts in 11 of 12 games in his one year with Bert.
He had 15 or fewer completions in 6 of those 11.
He had less than 200 yards in 6 of those 11 as well.
I'd gladly take an Arkansas QB putting up Wilson's Wisky numbers every year.
225-309, 73% comp, 3175 yds, 33 TDs 4 INTs, 340yds rushing 6 TDs, QB rating 191.
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September 07, 2016, 02:19:29 AM
None of which has anything to do with what I posted.
How many defensive players does LSU put in the NFL?
How many has AR put in the NFL?
I said talent.
It honestly doesn't matter when we beat LSU, because when we play them we're usually about 4-5 and they're coming off of loss #2 so neither side has reason to give a shit.
Louisiana is a close race with TX and FL for the highest amount of D1 talent per capita in the nation. AR has virtually none.
The reason Petrino had success here was he was doing something different. All these big 10 yokels are fighting over O linemen and RBs, so Petrino was snatching up receivers, TEs, and QBs. If all those other schools were playing June Jones like aTm is, Bert might have some success.
I loved our offense when Bobby was here but other than the 08 class that he inherited from Nutt save for Joe Adams and Cobi Hamilton in 09 his haul of wide receivers sucked.
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September 10, 2016, 09:50:38 PM
Win lose or draw.
I was wrong.
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September 10, 2016, 10:05:07 PM
this thread is backwards. some posters need to kneel down and start blowing.
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September 10, 2016, 10:07:18 PM
All their base belong to him
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September 10, 2016, 10:11:03 PM
That throw to Sprinkle? Are you kidding me? And that last play looked a WHOLE LOT like Ot in Oxford last fall.
Incredible. He's gonna be just fine.
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September 10, 2016, 10:13:53 PM
Sure hope our next qb sucks, too.
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September 10, 2016, 10:16:10 PM
Sure hope our next qb sucks, too.
Bobby Allen needs to get out there and start fucking, won't help next year but we'd be good to go in 2035
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September 10, 2016, 10:16:38 PM
Sure hope our next qb sucks, too.
This all day long.
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September 10, 2016, 10:17:20 PM
Bobby Allen needs to get out there and start fucking, won't help next year but we'd be good to go in 2035
Good point. We need to get him to 'donate' to the Razorback Foundation so we can freeze his stuff.
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September 10, 2016, 10:18:49 PM
Can our Admin change the thread title to Austin Allen's Cock?
If so, then put me down for 10 inches, at least.
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September 10, 2016, 10:19:48 PM
Austin can go. Just protect him, please. I'm talking to you, right side.
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September 10, 2016, 10:22:01 PM
Austin can go. Just protect him, please. I'm talking to you, right side.
He's no Mitch cumstein
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September 10, 2016, 10:22:29 PM
He's no Mitch cumstein
The night putter.
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September 10, 2016, 10:24:47 PM
The night putter.
Austin's balls dropped. Not only did he have his way with the dean's daughter, but the wife too.
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September 10, 2016, 10:26:36 PM
he's no kenny thrill
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September 10, 2016, 10:32:48 PM
Really would like to see this thread title changed.
It's embarrassing that Woopig has become this stupid.
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September 10, 2016, 10:34:11 PM
Bobby Allen needs to get out there and start fucking, won't help next year but we'd be good to go in 2035
At that point BA will be our coach. Brother-coach?