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Re: Austin Allen's tool
« Reply #125 on: September 10, 2016, 11:02:28 PM »
Really would like to see this thread title changed.

It's embarrassing that Woopig has become this stupid.

I seriously thought this thread was satire when I saw it last week.


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Re: Austin Allen's tool
« Reply #126 on: September 10, 2016, 11:05:00 PM »
Really would like to see this thread title changed.

It's embarrassing that Woopig has become this stupid.

I'll do it just for tonight. Going back in the morning for prosperity.


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Re: Austin Allen's tool
« Reply #127 on: September 10, 2016, 11:07:20 PM »
I'll do it just for tonight. Going back in the morning for prosperity.

you mean posterity.

prosperity is how I would describe the amount of poon he's going to be hauling in this week

I am not claiming I am right, I am saying I don't get it.

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Re: Austin Allen's tool
« Reply #128 on: September 10, 2016, 11:08:36 PM »
you mean posterity.

prosperity is how I would describe the amount of poon he's going to be hauling in this week

Something like that


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Re: Austin Allen's tool
« Reply #129 on: September 10, 2016, 11:09:36 PM »
you mean posterity.

prosperity is how I would describe the amount of poon he's going to be hauling in this week

You sir have firm command of our lexicon.


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Re: Austin Allen's tool
« Reply #130 on: September 10, 2016, 11:24:03 PM »
Thread title is perfect

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Re: Austin Allen's tool
« Reply #131 on: September 10, 2016, 11:52:21 PM »
I'll do it just for tonight. Going back in the morning for prosperity.

Mods delete thread. Or change title, whatever.

Austin already moderated me, you can just finish the job.


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Re: Austin Allen's tool
« Reply #132 on: September 11, 2016, 01:20:37 AM »
Imagine Brandon with more Enos and less pre-nos. Or compare our game today with Georgia's.


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Re: Austin Allen's tool
« Reply #133 on: September 11, 2016, 01:29:38 AM »
Stick it in Crapola Crapola if you want, but I want to be that internet asshole who is first to go dark side on something.  He fucking sucks. Surely we have someone better than this.

A QB who can't run, or pass with zip, or think quickly on his feet, or scramble is realllllllly not optimal for the SEC.


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Re: Austin Allen's tool
« Reply #134 on: September 11, 2016, 01:46:50 AM »


Dewey Defeats Truman.

Truly, stick it in the Ultimate Crapola or whatever it's called, that's where it belongs.


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Re: Austin Allen's tool
« Reply #135 on: September 11, 2016, 08:45:47 AM »
I watched the game with some friends and two of them hated on Austin before and during the whole game. Even when he competed a pass, they would claim there was someone else open he should have thrown it to. I mean they busted this guys balls the whole way. I kept asking why they thought he sucked and it was because they saw him in practice and scrimmages.

When we had 2:05 to go get a TD and 2 pt conversion, they both assured every one that Austin could not possibly lead us down the field. I jokingly said when he does and wins the game in OT, you cucks will be wearing his jersey next week. Then we bet that they would have to if we did win that game. That was one of the most satisfying wins I've seen in a long long time and Austin will have 2 blowhards wearing his jersey next week because of it.


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Re: Austin Allen's tool
« Reply #136 on: September 11, 2016, 10:41:58 AM »
Can our Admin change the thread title to Austin Allen's Cock?

If so, then put me down for 10 inches, at least.


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Can our Admin change the thread title to Austin Allen's Cock?  If so, then put me down for 10 inches, at least.

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Re: Austin Allen's tool
« Reply #137 on: September 11, 2016, 02:10:25 PM »
I watched the game with some friends and two of them hated on Austin before and during the whole game. Even when he competed a pass, they would claim there was someone else open he should have thrown it to. I mean they busted this guys balls the whole way. I kept asking why they thought he sucked and it was because they saw him in practice and scrimmages.

When we had 2:05 to go get a TD and 2 pt conversion, they both assured every one that Austin could not possibly lead us down the field. I jokingly said when he does and wins the game in OT, you cucks will be wearing his jersey next week. Then we bet that they would have to if we did win that game. That was one of the most satisfying wins I've seen in a long long time and Austin will have 2 blowhards wearing his jersey next week because of it.

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Re: Austin Allen's tool
« Reply #138 on: September 11, 2016, 02:51:35 PM »
You need new friends to watch games with.


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Re: Austin Allen's tool
« Reply #139 on: September 11, 2016, 10:17:01 PM »
Dewey Defeats Truman.

Truly, stick it in the Ultimate Crapola or whatever it's called, that's where it belongs.

Well, you started the thread and all...

I hope for your wife's sake you aren't always this premature.


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Re: Austin Allen's tool
« Reply #140 on: September 11, 2016, 10:32:11 PM »
Well, you started the thread and all...

I hope for your wife's sake you aren't always this premature.

I'm sitting here watching the Rob Lowe roast right this second.  This would fit right in.


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Re: Austin Allen's tool
« Reply #141 on: September 12, 2016, 08:55:16 AM »
That was one of the most satisfying wins I've seen in a long long time and Austin will have 2 blowhards wearing his jersey next week because of it.

With jorts and crocs of course.

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Re: Austin Allen's tool is bigger than yours
« Reply #142 on: September 12, 2016, 08:56:03 AM »
Like I said, I don't understand how anyone could hate this kid.  He has missed some open guys, but what do you expect from a kid who prior to this year had thrown three passes?  He needs the work.  But he throws a beautiful ball, is very accurate, and has plenty of arm.  And the best thing about him is that in two games so far, he is money in the clutch.  That was a trait that his brother didn't develop until halfway through his senior season.

He is possibly already the best QB in the SEC.


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Re: Austin Allen's tool is bigger than yours
« Reply #143 on: September 12, 2016, 09:00:51 AM »
I don't get why people still hate on his  big brother now that we've seen the difference between Enos and his predecessor.


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Re: Austin Allen's tool is bigger than yours
« Reply #144 on: September 12, 2016, 09:02:54 AM »
I don't get why people still hate on his  big brother now that we've seen the difference between Enos and his predecessor.

Yea but Georgia is 2-0 after knocking off Nicholls St. The only way I will respect Kirby is if he fires Chaney mid season. Or he keeps him on the staff until Georgia rolls back on the schedule.


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Re: Austin Allen's tool is bigger than yours
« Reply #145 on: September 12, 2016, 09:49:48 AM »
Yea but Georgia is 2-0 after knocking off Nicholls St. The only way I will respect Kirby is if he fires Chaney mid season. Or he keeps him on the staff until Georgia rolls back on the schedule.

Speaking of Chaney, saw the following on NWAHutch's Twitter feed. Hutch was checking in on some Georgia fan's Twitter and noticed this:


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Re: Austin Allen's tool is bigger than yours
« Reply #146 on: September 12, 2016, 01:33:56 PM »
Speaking of Chaney, saw the following on NWAHutch's Twitter feed. Hutch was checking in on some Georgia fan's Twitter and noticed this:

It will only get worse.


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Re: Austin Allen's tool is bigger than yours
« Reply #147 on: September 13, 2016, 06:26:16 PM »
I watched the game again last night. AA's performance seemed even better reheated. I am liking this kid and this team more and more. Lots of upside, all around.

Props, again, to Show-Me for happily eating his crow-pot-pie.


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Re: Austin Allen's tool is bigger than yours
« Reply #148 on: September 13, 2016, 07:18:54 PM »
I watched the game again last night. AA's performance seemed even better reheated. I am liking this kid and this team more and more. Lots of upside, all around.

Props, again, to Show-Me for happily eating his crow-pot-pie.

There's a certain kind of QB I just don't like -- short and immobile.  If you're a statue, be big (like Mallett). But even more preferable, I love a QB who can get out of the pocket and make plays with his legs. So just from a physical standpoint, Austin Allen looked to me like the Mortensen kid who bombed against USC. I thought he was going to bomb like him, too.

Shit, it's only been two games.  After the first one, I was ready for "next." Wrong. Great game against TCU. Now just to tap the brakes, he ain't exactly ready for all-SEC after one good game.

But I'll know better than to do any premature evaluations.


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Re: Austin Allen's tool is bigger than yours
« Reply #149 on: September 13, 2016, 09:03:52 PM »


But I'll know better than to do any premature evaluations.

You mean before you create a thread called Austin Allen sucks? Holy fucking dog balls...