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Re: Austin Allen's tool is bigger than yours
« Reply #150 on: September 13, 2016, 09:13:40 PM »

But I'll know better than to do any MORE premature evaluations.

You mean before you create a thread called Austin Allen sucks? Holy fucking dog balls...

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Re: Austin Allen's tool is bigger than yours
« Reply #151 on: September 13, 2016, 10:52:47 PM »
So just from a physical standpoint, Austin Allen looked to me like the Mortensen kid who bombed against USC. I thought he was going to bomb like him, too.


 

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Re: Austin Allen's tool is bigger than yours
« Reply #152 on: September 13, 2016, 10:53:31 PM »
 

Have you recently taken a blow to the head?

TCT is the one that does the blow.

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Re: Austin Allen's tool is bigger than yours
« Reply #153 on: September 13, 2016, 10:57:34 PM »
TCT is the one that does the blow.
 

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Re: Austin Allen's tool is bigger than yours
« Reply #154 on: September 14, 2016, 12:30:36 AM »
So just from a physical standpoint, Austin Allen looked to me like the Mortensen kid who bombed against USC.

I assume you mean from the waist up, obviously.


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Re: Austin Allen's tool is bigger than yours
« Reply #155 on: September 14, 2016, 03:57:01 AM »
I assume you mean from the waist up, obviously.

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Re: Austin Allen's tool is bigger than yours
« Reply #156 on: September 14, 2016, 05:43:18 AM »
I watched the game again last night. AA's performance seemed even better reheated. I am liking this kid and this team more and more. Lots of upside, all around.

Props, again, to Show-Me for happily eating his crow-pot-pie.

I did so, as well, and came off hating Marc Curles even worse, and I didn't think that possible.  Straight up fucked us on both of our two longest passes. 

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Re: Austin Allen's tool is bigger than yours
« Reply #157 on: September 14, 2016, 06:27:29 AM »
How Curles hasn't had an accident on the field is beyond me. Guess he's bright enough to get out of the way. It's clear some Arkansawer must have stink holed someone dear to him and he's never let it go.

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Re: Austin Allen's tool is bigger than yours
« Reply #158 on: September 14, 2016, 10:27:33 AM »
I watched the game again last night. AA's performance seemed even better reheated. I am liking this kid and this team more and more. Lots of upside, all around.

Props, again, to Show-Me for happily eating his crow-pot-pie.

I agree.  And just 3 weeks ago, almost everyone on here was insinuating AA was a one year stop-gap measure until Ryan Mallett, Jr. could take over.  After the last two game-winning drives, he may have just secured the starting spot for life.  If, we continue to have at least enough success, meaning 8 wins or more.

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Re: Austin Allen's tool is bigger than yours
« Reply #159 on: September 14, 2016, 04:16:51 PM »
How Curles hasn't had an accident on the field is beyond me. Guess he's bright enough to get out of the way. It's clear some Arkansawer must have stink holed someone dear to him and he's never let it go.

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Re: Austin Allen's tool is bigger than yours
« Reply #160 on: September 17, 2016, 10:50:18 PM »
I agree.  And just 3 weeks ago, almost everyone on here was insinuating AA was a one year stop-gap measure until Ryan Mallett, Jr. could take over.  After the last two game-winning drives, he may have just secured the starting spot for life.  If, we continue to have at least enough success, meaning 8 wins or more.

Austin's numbers so far:

53-79  67.1%  655 yds 7 TD 2 INT

Spectacular.


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Re: Austin Allen's tool is bigger than yours
« Reply #161 on: September 17, 2016, 10:53:06 PM »
Austin's numbers so far:

53-79  67.1%  655 yds 7 TD 2 INT

Spectacular.


No picks in his last two games...though he had a couple that probably should have been. Still, he's been very good.

I am not claiming I am right, I am saying I don't get it.

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Re: Austin Allen's tool is bigger than yours
« Reply #162 on: September 17, 2016, 10:54:32 PM »
His completion % went up from last week yes?  That means he's still #1 in the SEC.

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Re: Austin Allen's tool is bigger than yours
« Reply #163 on: September 18, 2016, 05:14:08 AM »
Austin's numbers so far:

53-79  67.1%  655 yds 7 TD 2 INT

Spectacular.

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Re: Austin Allen's tool is bigger than yours
« Reply #164 on: September 18, 2016, 12:08:57 PM »
Austin's numbers so far:

53-79  67.1%  655 yds 7 TD 2 INT

Spectacular.

Can't ask for better than that out of a first year starter.

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Re: Austin Allen's tool is bigger than yours
« Reply #165 on: September 18, 2016, 12:16:31 PM »
Austin's QBR is tops in the SEC at 160.9.

He is 5th in passing yardage.


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Re: Austin Allen's tool is bigger than yours
« Reply #166 on: September 18, 2016, 01:16:13 PM »
Great numbers. If our OL can give him more time, he will pick a team apart. I am still a little worried about the passes he floats to the flat sometimes. Those will be a pick against better teams.

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Re: Austin Allen's tool is bigger than yours
« Reply #167 on: September 18, 2016, 01:19:05 PM »
Great numbers. If our OL can give him more time, he will pick a team apart. I am still a little worried about the passes he floats to the flat sometimes. Those will be a pick against better teams.


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Re: Austin Allen's tool is bigger than yours
« Reply #168 on: September 18, 2016, 01:36:31 PM »
Last night was a good game for him, he played well and their were some teachable moments for the coaching staff.  He threw a few that would have been picks against an SEC team.


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Re: Austin Allen's tool is bigger than yours
« Reply #169 on: September 18, 2016, 01:48:54 PM »
How many pick sixes did he throw against TCU?

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Re: Austin Allen's tool is bigger than yours
« Reply #170 on: September 18, 2016, 02:20:11 PM »
This is the throw that Stoerner thought was unwise and people are saying could've been picked.

I don't think so, I think he knew exactly what he was doing there.  The defender he threw it over had no shot.


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Re: Austin Allen's tool is bigger than yours
« Reply #171 on: September 18, 2016, 02:33:25 PM »
That is not the one I noticed. The one I was talking about was also to the flat but really slow to get there. If the defender had turned, he would have easily picked it. I still think AA is a very good QB and will only get better. If we can just keep the defense out of his face.....

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Re: Austin Allen's tool is bigger than yours
« Reply #172 on: September 18, 2016, 02:35:43 PM »
This is the throw that Stoerner thought was unwise and people are saying could've been picked.

I don't think so, I think he knew exactly what he was doing there.  The defender he threw it over had no shot.



I disagree. The defender had plenty of time to step in front of that pass. He just isn't as good of a defender as the sec will have.
I cringed when he threw this pass.

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Re: Austin Allen's tool is bigger than yours
« Reply #173 on: September 18, 2016, 02:37:48 PM »
the OT touchdown to Sprinkle against TCU should have been picked had the DB turned around to see it

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Re: Austin Allen's tool is bigger than yours
« Reply #174 on: September 18, 2016, 02:40:01 PM »
This is the throw that Stoerner thought was unwise and people are saying could've been picked.

I don't think so, I think he knew exactly what he was doing there.  The defender he threw it over had no shot.



#6 didn't have a shot but #24, the guy that ended up tackling him, could have stepped in front instead of behind.

Got some dawg in him.