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Re: Austin Allen's tool is bigger than yours
« Reply #275 on: October 03, 2016, 12:01:12 PM »
"I wish we would win a national championship instead of having a bunch of "good kids" kind of discussion,"

These aren't mutually exclusive.  I'm sure you know that, though.

I'm fine with starting with the good kids and moving towards the national championship.

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Re: Austin Allen's tool is bigger than yours
« Reply #276 on: October 03, 2016, 12:27:37 PM »
They pulled the video.  I'm assuming the NCAA may have guidelines, or the family pulled the video.  No clue why.  Brooks Ellis, Austin Allen, Kody Walker, and Dan Skipper visit with him.  Skipper gives him "knucks" and Keagen makes him do it again because he forgot to "blow it up."  He tells Austin and Brooks his favorite superhero is Ironman because  (as he holds his open palms up) "he can zap people."

Maybe ESPN pulled it so they can use as a story on Gameday or during the game Saturday.


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Re: Austin Allen's tool is bigger than yours
« Reply #277 on: October 03, 2016, 12:48:01 PM »
Maybe ESPN pulled it so they can use as a story on Gameday or during the game Saturday.

That would be awesome.



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Re: Austin Allen's tool is bigger than yours
« Reply #279 on: October 08, 2016, 10:40:51 PM »
AA is a tough motherfucker. That's all.


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Re: Austin Allen's tool is bigger than yours
« Reply #280 on: October 09, 2016, 06:56:03 PM »
Imagine what it would be like without Austin.


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Re: Austin Allen's tool is bigger than yours
« Reply #281 on: October 09, 2016, 06:59:33 PM »
Imagine what it would be like without Austin.

That's the dumbest logic evar.

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Re: Austin Allen's tool is bigger than yours
« Reply #282 on: October 09, 2016, 08:08:34 PM »
Imagine what it would be like without Austin.

It'd be great.  No Longhorns.


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Re: Austin Allen's tool is bigger than yours
« Reply #283 on: October 09, 2016, 08:58:12 PM »
That's the dumbest logic evar.

You missed my gist: we would be a lot worse without him, not better without him. We need Allen to stay healthy.


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Re: Austin Allen's tool is bigger than yours
« Reply #284 on: October 09, 2016, 09:45:05 PM »
It'd be great.  No Longhorns.

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Re: Austin Allen's tool is bigger than yours
« Reply #285 on: October 09, 2016, 11:09:30 PM »
Imagine what it would be like without Austin.
A shit storm of epic proportions. The Allen brothers may be the only thing that is keeping Bret his job.


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Re: Austin Allen's tool is bigger than yours
« Reply #286 on: October 10, 2016, 07:16:57 AM »
It's hilarious now to see all the praise for the Allen brothers. Especially when they're held up as Bert's crutches.  A year ago Bert was an idiot for playing BA. Six months ago he was a fool for not "opening up competition" for the QB spot.


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Re: Austin Allen's tool is bigger than yours
« Reply #287 on: October 10, 2016, 07:23:52 AM »
It's hilarious now to see all the praise for the Allen brothers. Especially when they're held up as Bert's crutches.  A year ago Bert was an idiot for playing BA. Six months ago he was a fool for not "opening up competition" for the QB spot.

Football teams hafta make adjustments at halftime every game. As true fans, they're just doing the same thing.


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Re: Austin Allen's tool is bigger than yours
« Reply #288 on: October 10, 2016, 09:50:05 AM »
On SEC Now "What did we learn" section, Marcus Spears said AA is becoming his favorite player to watch in the league.  Stinch agreed.

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Re: Austin Allen's tool is bigger than yours
« Reply #289 on: October 10, 2016, 10:01:35 AM »
The QB at Louisville is the only QB in the country that I would take over AA.  He is that good. 


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Re: Austin Allen's tool is bigger than yours
« Reply #290 on: October 10, 2016, 11:56:46 AM »
It'd be great.  No Longhorns.

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Re: Austin Allen's tool is bigger than yours
« Reply #292 on: October 12, 2016, 06:15:44 PM »
http://www.arkansasrazorbacks.com/allen-added-to-manning-award-watch-list/

Lou Holtz, Mark May, you better put him in the Heisman. This is a football player right here.

Edited - Was AA's beat down worse than Tyler's was against Bama? I'll hang up and listen. I do think AA played one hell of a ballgame given the situation.

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Re: Austin Allen's tool is bigger than yours
« Reply #293 on: October 12, 2016, 06:24:40 PM »
Lou Holtz, Mark May, you better put him in the Heisman. This is a football player right here.

Edited - Was AA's beat down worse than Tyler's was against Bama? I'll hang up and listen. I do think AA played one hell of a ballgame given the situation.
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Cumulatively it might have been.  But I don't remember AA coming up looking out his ear hole like Tyler did a time or two.


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Re: Austin Allen's tool is bigger than yours
« Reply #294 on: October 12, 2016, 07:51:22 PM »
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Cumulatively it might have been.  But I don't remember AA coming up looking out his ear hole like Tyler did a time or two.

I did see him face down on the turf and Skipper picked him up by his belt and the back of his shoulder pads like you or I would pick up a midget for a good tossing...stood him right up like he was a little kid.  AA is tough as fuck, and Skipper is strong.

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Re: Austin Allen's tool is bigger than yours
« Reply #295 on: October 12, 2016, 08:24:14 PM »
I did see him face down on the turf and Skipper picked him up by his belt and the back of his shoulder pads like you or I would pick up a midget for a good tossing...stood him right up like he was a little kid.  AA is tough as fuck, and Skipper is strong.
You must have some fancy midgets; none of mine have shoulder pads.


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Re: Austin Allen's tool is bigger than yours
« Reply #296 on: October 12, 2016, 09:48:47 PM »
It was a bad beat down but I'd still say Tyler Wilson caught more hell. That game was uncomfortable to watch.

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Re: Austin Allen's tool is bigger than yours
« Reply #297 on: October 13, 2016, 11:00:23 AM »
The refs allowed Bama to hit Wilson well after passes were thrown with no flag whatsoever.


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Re: Austin Allen's tool is bigger than yours
« Reply #298 on: October 13, 2016, 12:32:11 PM »
i pretty sure Hightower got tyler on a dead run helmet to helmet a couple times.


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Re: Austin Allen's tool is bigger than yours
« Reply #299 on: October 13, 2016, 01:02:26 PM »
The refs allowed Bama to hit Wilson well after passes were thrown with no flag whatsoever.

And Wilson took several helmet spears to the chin as well.  AA was comparatively loved to the ground. :beer:

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