Austin Allen's tool is bigger than yours

[allswell]

Lou Holtz, Mark May, you better put him in the Heisman. This is a football player right here.

Edited - Was AA's beat down worse than Tyler's was against Bama? I'll hang up and listen. I do think AA played one hell of a ballgame given the situation.

tyler wilson took one of the worst beatings ever administered in ncaa football history that day - it was fucking brutal.  but when you're one dimensional like tyler- all arm and no wheels, - those daze are inevitable, unless your dan marino. ever watch wilson run to the sidelines during a timeout or between quarters? looked like jack tripper chasing down a fly ball in short right field for the regal beagle in the restaurant, softball league back in the day. talk about leadfree loafers.

allen, on the other hand, always seems to evade direct hits, due to his uber athleticism and jedi mind skills. you know why you don't see him looking out his earhole, ever?cuz the motherfucker's a playmaka to the core and is already 10 times the qb wilson ever was. oh, and he may even have a better arm, certainly on par. if it weren't for allen, bert's big ass would currently be on the big ass hot seat - fosho.

[Hogwildpigcrazy]

I thought Tyler looked very fast, quick and agile after watching Mallet.

[Show-Me Hog]

My stats show I've started 264 threads in my years on woopig.  Clearly, in terms of quality, this thread is 264th.  Whatever I thought I was seeing against Louisiana Tech either was wrong, or hasn't been repeated. Austin is a fucking baller.

[HRC]

My stats show I've started 264 threads in my years on woopig.  Clearly, in terms of quality, this thread is 264th.  Whatever I thought I was seeing against Louisiana Tech either was wrong, or hasn't been repeated. Austin is a fucking baller.

I don't think simple repentance is enough. You hated AA enough to start a thread, not just comment on an existing thread, about how fucking horrible he was. You fucking crucified him, unjustifiably, then crawfished (repeatedly) after his continued great performances. I would hope that this would help someone in the future calm their jets on their hot sports opinions. Sadly, none of this will happen.

[Show-Me Hog]

I don't think simple repentance is enough. You hated AA enough to start a thread, not just comment on an existing thread, about how fucking horrible he was. You fucking crucified him, unjustifiably, then crawfished (repeatedly) after his continued great performances. I would hope that this would help someone in the future calm their jets on their hot sports opinions. Sadly, none of this will happen.

Can I send you a finger or something? Just a pinkie.

[MDEM]

It was the freshman La Tech's first start, too. First action. Freshman.

I'd trade right now.  WITH LOUISIANA FUCKING TECH.

With QBs, I think that saying always applies, if the dog's gonna bite, he'll do it as a pup.

Not sure I'm done beating on you, just yet.   

[Show-Me Hog]

Not sure I'm done beating on you, just yet.   

You can have my other pinkie. That's where I'm drawing the line, though.

[HRC]

Can I send you a finger or something? Just a pinkie.

A heart-shaped bottled of bourbon would work.

[Tusk till Dawn]

I think everybody knows what needs to happen here. Cock slammed in screen door threve times.

[IH8LSU]

Stick it in Crapola Crapola if you want, but I want to be that internet asshole who is first to go dark side on something.  He fucking sucks. Surely we have someone better than this.

A QB who can't run, or pass with zip, or think quickly on his feet, or scramble is realllllllly not optimal for the SEC.

No need for violence. Just read this post of yours out loud 3 times at the next Hogs game.

[Arkansas Proud]

I don't think simple repentance is enough. You hated AA enough to start a thread, not just comment on an existing thread, about how fucking horrible he was. You fucking crucified him, unjustifiably, then crawfished (repeatedly) after his continued great performances. I would hope that this would help someone in the future calm their jets on their hot sports opinions. Sadly, none of this will happen.

Worse than all that, he watched the game on tv. Nobody that watches on tv is allowed to comment.

[JoeBobHog]

A QB who can't pass with zip,

how far did he throw it on the last play of the first half?



 

[Too Big Pig]

how far did he throw it on the last play of the first half?



 

Well to be honest, about 5 yards less than he needed to. 

[JoeBobHog]

way farther than I thought he could.



 

[Filthy_McSwine]

Well to be honest, about 5 yards less than he needed to.

I fully expected us to catch it on the 1 yard line.

[The Reverend Snoophogg]

how far did he throw it on the last play of the first half?



 

Did they say on TV or anything?  I swear it looked like 75-80 fucking yards..but I was drunk and suffering from altitude sickness.

On a brighter note, this was my view every time I sat down.  Sorry if this is someone's daughter....but if so...your daughter has a great ass...and either I was hallucinating or her shorts were bedazzlelized.

[Show-Me Hog]

Worse than all that, he watched the game on tv. Nobody that watches on tv is allowed to comment.

Well actually, no.  I went to the La Tech game.

Still, that first post is embarrassing.

[Arkansas Proud]

Well actually, no.  I went to the La Tech game.

Still, that first post is embarrassing.

Remember who was commenting though.

[Show-Me Hog]

Remember who was commenting though.

Well I'm lost then.  When you say "he watched on TV," who are you talking about?

[Thin Red Swine]

Did they say on TV or anything?  I swear it looked like 75-80 fucking yards..but I was drunk and suffering from altitude sickness.

On a brighter note, this was my view every time I sat down.  Sorry if this is someone's daughter....but if so...your daughter has a great ass...and either I was hallucinating or her shorts were bedazzlelized.

Were your seats on the moon?

[goporkyourself]

Did they say on TV or anything?  I swear it looked like 75-80 fucking yards..but I was drunk and suffering from altitude sickness.

On a brighter note, this was my view every time I sat down.  Sorry if this is someone's daughter....but if so...your daughter has a great ass...and either I was hallucinating or her shorts were bedazzlelized.

that old lady hand is terrifying.

[HRC]

Well I'm lost then.  When you say "he watched on TV," who are you talking about?

He's talking about me and my defense of attending fans by those who complain about the crowd sucking. I've gotten some beatdowns because of it 

[Rick B.]

He's talking about me and my defense of attending fans by those who complain about the crowd sucking. I've gotten some beatdowns because of it 

Agreed.  Cheap ass bastards who can't put their asses in a seat have no business bitching about crowd noise.

[notaslibro]

Agreed.  Cheap ass bastards who can't put their asses in a seat have no business bitching about crowd noise.

Hey, we don't all make nucular engineer money around here, pal.  You sit up there in your fancy split-level home eating your three-eyed fish dinners and look down on us like you're better than us somehow.

[The Reverend Snoophogg]

Were your seats on the moon?

The dark side of...

At least it felt that way.  Funny thing is, they were the exact same seats I sat in September 8or9...2001 against Tennessee....the lightning and thunderbolts game...