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Re: Austin Allen's tool is bigger than yours
« Reply #351 on: October 30, 2016, 03:57:54 PM »
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Re: Austin Allen's tool is bigger than yours
« Reply #352 on: October 31, 2016, 09:20:58 AM »
Phillip Rivers took an Austin Allen/Tyler Wilson/Zach Mettenberger beating yesterday against the Broncos D Line.    Sometimes I think you have to be half crazy to be a QB. 

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Re: Austin Allen's tool is bigger than yours
« Reply #353 on: October 31, 2016, 09:37:18 AM »
Phillip Rivers took an Austin Allen/Tyler Wilson/Zach Mettenberger beating yesterday against the Broncos D Line.    Sometimes I think you have to be half crazy to be a QB.

Well, Cam has had enough "my bads, and I'll get it next time."  He's calling the commish.  I doubt Mr. Rozelle cares.  Somebody on one of the NFL shows said he had been involved with 3 missed calls this year, but he was not the leader in missed calls.  They're dying to make this a race issue.  Cam is at his best when he is a threat to run.  Being a threat to run is not a black/white issue.  QB's running in the NFL can't work because you can't just put flags around the qb's waist.  The missed call yesterday was a bad call.  Fine the ref; move on.  Threatening to call the commissioner only hurts his image.  You know why Austin Allen is the toughest mofo on the planet?  He doesn't jump up griping, he stares down his linemen who missed their block, and then refuses to allow them to pick him up off the ground.  He tells the press that the illegal hit on him was probably legal, because in the back of his mind, he's planning on revenge against that guy next year. 


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Re: Austin Allen's tool is bigger than yours
« Reply #354 on: October 31, 2016, 11:48:33 AM »
NFL released information saying that Newton wasn't even the leader of "missed calls" arising from late/rough hits on the QB. They track and grade the performance of the officials.

Newton may have a complaint but he's not treated differently from other QBs

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Re: Austin Allen's tool is bigger than yours
« Reply #355 on: October 31, 2016, 08:14:14 PM »
Joe Kapp, Roman Gabriel and Archie Manning would like some words with Ms. Newton.

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Re: Austin Allen's tool is bigger than yours
« Reply #356 on: October 31, 2016, 08:29:21 PM »

To say the least our pass protection has me worried.

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Re: Austin Allen's tool is bigger than yours
« Reply #357 on: October 31, 2016, 08:30:02 PM »
on the pregame tonight they showed that he has been hit 70 times over the last couple of years with 0 personal fouls called.  brees has been hit 53 times with 10 personal fouls called and brady 60 times with 5 calls. 

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Re: Austin Allen's tool is bigger than yours
« Reply #358 on: October 31, 2016, 08:44:26 PM »
on the pregame tonight they showed that he has been hit 70 times over the last couple of years with 0 personal fouls called.  brees has been hit 53 times with 10 personal fouls called and brady 60 times with 5 calls.

Sorry, but those are apples and cantaloupes.

Neither of those other QB's are a threat to run more than about 10 feet.  Everybody is expecting cam to take off and run, and he is good at it.

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Re: Austin Allen's tool is bigger than yours
« Reply #360 on: November 12, 2016, 10:05:23 PM »
It's like he dove into an ice cold swimming pool.

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Re: Austin Allen's tool is bigger than yours
« Reply #361 on: November 12, 2016, 10:15:27 PM »
It's like he dove into an ice cold swimming pool.

I was in the pool!  I was in the pool!

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Austin Allen's tool is bigger than yours
« Reply #362 on: November 12, 2016, 11:12:35 PM »
Bert and Austin say he's not hurt. Shit about to get real.

Could be He's just not that good.

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Re: Austin Allen's tool is bigger than yours
« Reply #363 on: November 12, 2016, 11:15:17 PM »
He's just not that good.

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Re: Austin Allen's tool is bigger than yours
« Reply #364 on: November 12, 2016, 11:28:09 PM »
I don't know. Bert says he and Austin are going to have a meeting to make sure he is the right QB from here on.

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Re: Austin Allen's tool is bigger than yours
« Reply #365 on: November 12, 2016, 11:40:11 PM »
That is odd.

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Re: Austin Allen's tool is bigger than yours
« Reply #366 on: November 13, 2016, 01:20:38 AM »
I don't know. Bert says he and Austin are going to have a meeting to make sure he is the right QB from here on.
Seriously?

Sounds like Bert is throwing him under the bus for an emfuckingbarrasing loss to the Corndogs.


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Re: Austin Allen's tool is bigger than yours
« Reply #367 on: November 13, 2016, 07:00:16 AM »
Seriously?

Sounds like Bert is throwing him under the bus for an emfuckingbarrasing loss to the Corndogs.
is he throwing him under the bus, or just acknowledging that the bus was on top of Allen last night?
We all saw that it wasn't a very good night.
That said, yes Bert could have kept it to himself publicly.

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Re: Austin Allen's tool is bigger than yours
« Reply #368 on: November 13, 2016, 07:08:13 AM »
I don't know. Bert says he and Austin are going to have a meeting to make sure he is the right QB from here on.
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Re: Austin Allen's tool is bigger than yours
« Reply #370 on: November 13, 2016, 07:44:50 AM »
I was in the pool!  I was in the pool!
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Re: Austin Allen's tool is bigger than yours
« Reply #371 on: November 13, 2016, 07:52:45 AM »
He said "Make sure he's right, for us to move forward".  Not make sure he is right qb from here on.  ::) Nice reach there.


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Re: Austin Allen's tool is bigger than yours
« Reply #372 on: November 13, 2016, 07:53:28 AM »
I am guessing Allen is tired of being busted up every game and isn't standing in the pocket like he was earlier in the year. Hopefully he can buff it out.


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Re: Austin Allen's tool is bigger than yours
« Reply #373 on: November 13, 2016, 07:57:01 AM »
I interpreted it as "...to make sure he is right [in order for us] to move forward."  In other words, he's our QB and we need to get him fixed if our team is going to do well.

I critics BB for bad recruiting and not being any farther down the road by now but I don't doubt his respect for AA's abilities or toughness.

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Re: Austin Allen's tool is bigger than yours
« Reply #374 on: November 13, 2016, 07:58:00 AM »
I interpreted it as "...to make sure he is right [in order for us] to move forward."  In other words, he's our QB and we need to get him fixed if our team is going to do well.

I critics BB for bad recruiting and not being any farther down the road by now but I don't doubt his respect for AA's abilities or toughness.
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