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Fucking Dickie V's World Up
« on: March 14, 2017, 03:27:04 PM »
I heard a short amount of a bit on 103.7 that was pretty humorous. I know woopig can take this to an all new level.

How do you get back at DV?

Examples I heard:
100 yard restraining order from Duke
Take away early bird specials
Put Thurman's shot on repeat

Woopig, go.
We're going to pick em up when they come off the damn bus. We gonna guard people.
Mike Anderson - March 26th, 2011

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Re: Fucking Dickie V's World Up
« Reply #1 on: March 14, 2017, 03:33:25 PM »
tell him there is no more availability at Del Boca Vista
Resonance...metal folding chairs or hard tile floors cannot be beaten when it comes to firing off a loud fart.

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Re: Fucking Dickie V's World Up
« Reply #2 on: March 14, 2017, 03:47:15 PM »
Valvano will always be known as a cheater.
The Broken Egg serves a shitty breakfast.
Don't sell yourself short Judge, you're a tremendous slouch.

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Re: Fucking Dickie V's World Up
« Reply #3 on: March 14, 2017, 03:54:43 PM »
Working eye on "Beasley;" bad eye on Grayson?

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Re: Fucking Dickie V's World Up
« Reply #4 on: March 14, 2017, 04:04:46 PM »
Drink all his Ensure
We're going to pick em up when they come off the damn bus. We gonna guard people.
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Re: Fucking Dickie V's World Up
« Reply #5 on: March 14, 2017, 04:07:14 PM »
Tell him he can't use his hands when he talks.
The room looked like the site of some horrible zoological experiment involving whiskey and gorillas....

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Re: Fucking Dickie V's World Up
« Reply #6 on: March 14, 2017, 04:44:13 PM »
Rape his grandchildren

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Re: Fucking Dickie V's World Up
« Reply #7 on: March 14, 2017, 04:59:06 PM »
Here's your pregame meal Mr Vitale....  Serves him a meal laced with Ex Lax.  That WILL be the Fastest 40 Minutes.

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Re: Fucking Dickie V's World Up
« Reply #8 on: March 14, 2017, 05:04:29 PM »
Rape his grandchildren

Going for the jugular

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Re: Fucking Dickie V's World Up
« Reply #9 on: March 14, 2017, 05:56:05 PM »
Rape his grandchildren

He's a Pedo State fan too?

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Re: Fucking Dickie V's World Up
« Reply #10 on: March 14, 2017, 06:12:47 PM »
Dumbest thread ever.   ;)

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Re: Fucking Dickie V's World Up
« Reply #11 on: March 14, 2017, 06:17:23 PM »
Give his phone number to the Whalejizz Cove guy

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Re: Fucking Dickie V's World Up
« Reply #12 on: March 14, 2017, 07:00:25 PM »
Rape his grandchildren

They go to Baylor?
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Re: Fucking Dickie V's World Up
« Reply #13 on: March 14, 2017, 07:15:37 PM »
Rape his grandchildren

these go to eleven...
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Re: Fucking Dickie V's World Up
« Reply #14 on: March 14, 2017, 11:56:59 PM »
Rape his grandchildren
Gotdang! That'll do it.
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Re: Fucking Dickie V's World Up
« Reply #15 on: March 15, 2017, 06:54:34 AM »
He's a Pedo State fan too?

Well, he is always going on about "diaper dandys".
You pick the one right tool.

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Re: Fucking Dickie V's World Up
« Reply #16 on: March 15, 2017, 07:37:53 AM »
Knock his front teeth out.
Eat me.

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Re: Fucking Dickie V's World Up
« Reply #17 on: March 15, 2017, 07:44:51 AM »
Knock his front teeth out.

Then rape his face after you're done with his grandchildren. Clean up with Duke towel.
Hmmm...  Apparently, I've eaten a bunch of monkey dicks.

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Re: Fucking Dickie V's World Up
« Reply #18 on: March 15, 2017, 07:48:18 AM »
His mother was a whore and his father a jadrool rat bastard.
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Re: Fucking Dickie V's World Up
« Reply #19 on: March 15, 2017, 08:49:58 AM »
Well, he is always going on about "diaper dandys".
Especially now that he is wearing one.

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Re: Fucking Dickie V's World Up
« Reply #20 on: March 15, 2017, 10:32:12 AM »
Drop a dumptruck load of baby diapers taken off 17 .month olds that are teething in his pool.
That's what I do. I drink and I know things.

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Re: Fucking Dickie V's World Up
« Reply #21 on: March 15, 2017, 10:49:09 AM »
Shit on his pillow and fuck up his good eye.

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Re: Fucking Dickie V's World Up
« Reply #22 on: March 15, 2017, 01:35:57 PM »
Tell him Olive Garden is all out of lasagna.
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Re: Fucking Dickie V's World Up
« Reply #23 on: March 15, 2017, 01:44:22 PM »
tell him there is no more availability at Del Boca Vista

Winner so far.
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Re: Fucking Dickie V's World Up
« Reply #24 on: March 15, 2017, 02:34:29 PM »
Hide his glass eye;
Get Jack Klumpis to get him a new Caddy so he can drive it into a swamp and let Beasley kick his ass

 

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