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Re: Fucking Dickie V's World Up
« Reply #25 on: March 15, 2017, 06:56:29 PM »
Make him broadcast sitting next to Charles Barkley
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Re: Fucking Dickie V's World Up
« Reply #26 on: March 16, 2017, 04:36:41 AM »
Any little rock catholic high alum remember Steve wells kissing vitale on his bald head, near mid  midcourt as he gave his pregame rant and wheeze?  Game was at barnhill. May have been final one vs lsu.

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Re: Fucking Dickie V's World Up
« Reply #27 on: March 16, 2017, 08:58:01 AM »
should put a tape together of all his games and make him watch it clock work orange style till his retinas burn out.

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Re: Fucking Dickie V's World Up
« Reply #28 on: March 16, 2017, 08:59:40 AM »
Call him Dick Rafferty.
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Re: Fucking Dickie V's World Up
« Reply #29 on: March 16, 2017, 09:15:52 AM »
Call him Dick Rafferty.

I liked his song, Right Down the Pine.
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Re: Fucking Dickie V's World Up
« Reply #30 on: March 16, 2017, 11:43:50 AM »
Look, let's be honest -
Dick Vitale is just like Billy Packer and the rest of that whole bunch - they love them some Bobby Knight clones or Rick Pitino/Pat Riley clones.  It's either the "tough and smart" white coach that they remember from their youth, with "smart players" or else it's the guy who exudes NBA flair. 

The only black head coaches that these ESPN dipshits ogle over are the "uplifting" stereotypes that are like the Oprahs of the coaching world - going high when everyone else went low and being all above it all and shit.  That's why they all loved John Thompson and hated, HATED, Nolan.

Thompson was "uplifting".  Nolan had long since stopped giving a fuck whether or not you liked him or not.   He wasn't going to kiss their ass anymore than Knight would but they could take it with Knight because again, fond memories of their youths.  Mysteriously, not so much with Nolan. 

Mike is certainly not Nolan.... but he isn't one of their little darlings either.  Fuck 'em. 

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Re: Fucking Dickie V's World Up
« Reply #31 on: March 16, 2017, 11:54:38 AM »
He like coaches who's names end with a vowel, like his.  So take his away.

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Re: Fucking Dickie V's World Up
« Reply #32 on: March 16, 2017, 11:54:41 AM »
Make him broadcast sitting next to Charles Barkley
Make him call a game between Pat Bradley and Clint Stoerner
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Re: Fucking Dickie V's World Up
« Reply #33 on: March 16, 2017, 05:46:21 PM »
The kids from the Dickie V foundation pity him.

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Re: Fucking Dickie V's World Up
« Reply #34 on: March 16, 2017, 05:51:17 PM »
Rape his grandchildren

Dumbest response in the dumbest thread.

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Re: Fucking Dickie V's World Up
« Reply #35 on: March 17, 2017, 09:08:21 AM »
Dumbest response in the dumbest thread.

Coming from you?  I take that as a compliment.

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Re: Fucking Dickie V's World Up
« Reply #36 on: March 17, 2017, 09:10:49 AM »
Make him hit the steam room with Charles Barkley. :mike:

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Re: Fucking Dickie V's World Up
« Reply #37 on: April 05, 2017, 01:35:56 PM »
Make him go on vacation with Wally Hall.

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Re: Fucking Dickie V's World Up
« Reply #38 on: April 13, 2017, 01:05:58 PM »
Just read that when the Supersonics drafted Russell Westbrook fourth overall, Dicky V called it "a big big mistake".
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Re: Fucking Dickie V's World Up
« Reply #39 on: April 13, 2017, 11:07:15 PM »
Make him go on vacation with Wally Hall.

That is just evil
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Re: Fucking Dickie V's World Up
« Reply #40 on: April 13, 2017, 11:14:14 PM »
Make him take a Monday drive with Paul Eells
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Re: Fucking Dickie V's World Up
« Reply #41 on: April 14, 2017, 12:47:19 AM »
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Re: Fucking Dickie V's World Up
« Reply #42 on: April 14, 2017, 10:18:13 AM »
Just read that when the Supersonics drafted Russell Westbrook fourth overall, Dicky V called it "a big big mistake".

He was a UCLA boy. The number one draft pick was Derrick Rose, I believe.
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Re: Fucking Dickie V's World Up
« Reply #43 on: April 14, 2017, 10:22:13 AM »
He was a UCLA boy. The number one draft pick was Derrick Rose, I believe.

And #39 was Sonny Weems!


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Re: Fucking Dickie V's World Up
« Reply #44 on: April 14, 2017, 10:24:01 AM »
Sunny Weemses
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Re: Fucking Dickie V's World Up
« Reply #45 on: April 14, 2017, 10:29:03 AM »
And #39 was Sonny Weems!

#2 was Patrick Beverley, believe it or not.
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Re: Fucking Dickie V's World Up
« Reply #46 on: April 14, 2017, 10:35:03 AM »
#2 was Patrick Beverley, believe it or not.


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Re: Fucking Dickie V's World Up
« Reply #47 on: April 14, 2017, 02:57:37 PM »
#2 was Patrick Beverley, believe it or not.
 

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Re: Fucking Dickie V's World Up
« Reply #48 on: April 14, 2017, 03:23:11 PM »
#2 was Patrick Beverley, believe it or not.

Umm... Mr. Google says he was drafted #42 in the 2nd round. If by #2 you mean the 2nd round, well then...

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Re: Fucking Dickie V's World Up
« Reply #49 on: May 02, 2017, 02:17:04 PM »
Make him read and translate into English one Robert Shields article, it can be any of his choosing.
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