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« on: April 06, 2017, 08:07:27 AM »
Did not see a thread for the Zero U's  and they are former students, but it is good to see Student Athletes putting their business management courses to work after college.

Pimp'n ain't easy!

https://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/sec-football/lj-moore-arrested-prostitution-2017/ 

A former Oklahoma football player, Lawrence Moore, and a former OU cheerleader, Micah Madison Parker, were arrested following an undercover prostitution sting in Oklahoma City, according to the Norman Transcript.

Parker allegedly offered her services for $200 after meeting an undercover agent at a specified location, and police then sought out Moore as her pimp.

According to the Norman Transcript:

Police then sought out 22-year-old Lawrence Moore in connection with the case, believing him to be Parker’s pimp based on telephone conversations from jail and social media exchanges.

According to the affidavit, Parker managed to throw two cell phones into the toilet before officers could arrest her.

Moore was later arrested at the same hotel when he came to pick up Parker’s car, the affidavit states.

Moore was arrested for aiding and abetting prostitution, possession of a controlled substance, pandering and possession of marijuana. Parker was arrested for destruction of evidence and offering to engage in an act of prostitution.

The New York Post reported that Parker is the daughter of Oklahoma’s cheerleading coach.

Rated as the No. 22 overall cornerback in the country for the class of 2013, Moore played in two games as a true freshman, making one tackle.

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Re: LOLoser Sooners
« Reply #1 on: April 06, 2017, 08:31:35 AM »
Rules.......

Pretty sure I'd step up to the table and get my $200 worth.





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Re: LOLoser Sooners
« Reply #2 on: April 06, 2017, 08:33:49 AM »
I am sorry I forgot about the rules.

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Re: LOLoser Sooners
« Reply #3 on: April 06, 2017, 09:03:13 AM »
Something tells me she's got a drug habit and he told her of an easy way to make money.

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Re: LOLoser Sooners
« Reply #4 on: April 06, 2017, 09:49:38 AM »
Rules.......

Pretty sure I'd step up to the table and get my $200 worth.




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Re: LOLoser Sooners
« Reply #5 on: April 06, 2017, 09:56:03 AM »
definitely a reclamation project.  america loves a comeback tho.
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Re: LOLoser Sooners
« Reply #6 on: April 06, 2017, 10:02:07 AM »
unusual though you usually see the dopers get thinner. she looks heavier in the mug. maybe she just picket the career on it merits?

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Re: LOLoser Sooners
« Reply #7 on: April 06, 2017, 10:16:13 AM »
This is literally like the 4th time today I've become aware of someone's daughter devolving in to the world of drug whore.    All were "good parents" with daughters that you'd look at and go "whoa, she's hot". 

Jesus, we have got to get a handle on this. 

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Re: LOLoser Sooners
« Reply #8 on: April 06, 2017, 10:27:47 AM »
This is literally like the 4th time today I've become aware of someone's daughter devolving in to the world of drug whore.    All were "good parents" with daughters that you'd look at and go "whoa, she's hot". 

Jesus, we have got to get a handle on this.

Do you have $200?


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Re: LOLoser Sooners
« Reply #9 on: April 06, 2017, 10:29:16 AM »
I could probably make money as a fucking pimp at this point with how many of these sad cases I know of. 


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Re: LOLoser Sooners
« Reply #10 on: April 06, 2017, 10:29:57 AM »


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Re: LOLoser Sooners
« Reply #11 on: April 06, 2017, 10:43:43 AM »
You have a OU student, a Baylor student, and a University of Tennessee student in a car together.  Who drives?



Easy.  A policeman.

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Re: LOLoser Sooners
« Reply #12 on: April 06, 2017, 10:46:43 AM »
unusual though you usually see the dopers get thinner. she looks heavier in the mug. maybe she just picket the career on it merits?

I saw a rap sheet somewhere that listed her at 5'4" 146. That's definitely heftier than your average cheerleader who gets tossed around.

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Re: LOLoser Sooners
« Reply #13 on: April 06, 2017, 12:25:08 PM »
You have a OU student, a Baylor student, and a University of Tennessee student in a car together.  Who drives?



Easy.  A policeman.

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I saw a rap sheet somewhere that listed her at 5'4" 146. That's definitely heftier than your average cheerleader who gets tossed around.

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Re: LOLoser Sooners
« Reply #14 on: April 06, 2017, 01:10:02 PM »
unusual though you usually see the dopers get thinner. she looks heavier in the mug. maybe she just picket the career on it merits?

Bad compression of the pic, Washington Co. also squeezes them down

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Re: LOLoser Sooners
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Re: LOLoser Sooners
« Reply #16 on: April 07, 2017, 07:07:32 AM »
I guess that commercial was right about turning pro in something else.

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Re: LOLoser Sooners
« Reply #17 on: April 07, 2017, 07:34:09 AM »
I'm guessing the $200 was to help fund an afterschool project for kids.

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Re: LOLoser Sooners
« Reply #18 on: April 07, 2017, 08:25:32 AM »
This looks like "traffic" playing out in public.  Ick. 
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« Reply #19 on: April 07, 2017, 02:12:40 PM »
I guess that commercial was right about turning pro in something else.

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Re: LOLoser Sooners
« Reply #20 on: May 04, 2017, 11:01:09 PM »
He landed his wife prize and promptly pimped her out. Solid business plan............

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Re: LOLoser Sooners
« Reply #21 on: June 23, 2017, 12:00:14 PM »
Zero Us looking to take the Fulmer Cup this year.
http://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/19702305/suspended-sooners-safety-sunderland-facing-felony-burglary-charges

Oklahoma safety Will Sunderland, who was suspended by the Sooners earlier this week, was charged with felony burglary Wednesday.

The Cleveland County charge came just days after a separate warrant was issued out of Oklahoma City for his arrest on a misdemeanor complaint of concealing stolen property.

Sunderland is accused of selling a pair of stolen video game systems, and controllers, to an electronics store in Oklahoma City.





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Re: LOLoser Sooners
« Reply #22 on: June 23, 2017, 03:30:00 PM »
Zero Us looking to take the Fulmer Cup this year.
http://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/19702305/suspended-sooners-safety-sunderland-facing-felony-burglary-charges

Oklahoma safety Will Sunderland, who was suspended by the Sooners earlier this week, was charged with felony burglary Wednesday.

The Cleveland County charge came just days after a separate warrant was issued out of Oklahoma City for his arrest on a misdemeanor complaint of concealing stolen property.

Sunderland is accused of selling a pair of stolen video game systems, and controllers, to an electronics store in Oklahoma City.

Looks like Big Game Bob got out of there before the raping and shooting and drugging started.   :D

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Re: LOLoser Sooners
« Reply #23 on: June 23, 2017, 04:03:18 PM »
Looks like Big Game Bob got out of there before the raping and shooting and drugging started.   :D
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Re: LOLoser Sooners
« Reply #24 on: June 23, 2017, 04:09:54 PM »
Looks like Big Game Bob got out of there before the raping and shooting and drugging got exposed  :D

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