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Re: Are alcohol sales coming to SEC venues in the near future?
« Reply #25 on: May 11, 2017, 08:37:26 AM »
Losing also reduces the level of intoxication in the stadium.  At least we have a goal.

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Re: Are alcohol sales coming to SEC venues in the near future?
« Reply #26 on: May 11, 2017, 08:44:49 AM »
I read that theory, first advanced by UWV I think.  Basically, the theory is that people won't feel the need to shotgun Fireball in the parking lot if they know they will not have the booze train cut off once they walk in the stadium.

In AA I think they call that rationalization.

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Re: Are alcohol sales coming to SEC venues in the near future?
« Reply #27 on: May 11, 2017, 08:55:05 AM »
In AA I think they call that rationalization.

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Re: Are alcohol sales coming to SEC venues in the near future?
« Reply #28 on: May 11, 2017, 09:13:59 AM »
I read that theory, first advanced by UWV I think.  Basically, the theory is that people won't feel the need to shotgun Fireball in the parking lot if they know they will not have the booze train cut off once they walk in the stadium.
i'm pretty sure uwv has some info to back up their theory.  granted they were doing their own study and guarding the details behind their statement, but after the first year they rattled off stats about decreases in arrests at football games.
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Re: Are alcohol sales coming to SEC venues in the near future?
« Reply #29 on: May 11, 2017, 10:17:56 AM »
west virginia doesn't count.  they're all meth'd out anyway.

people won't feel the need to shotgun Fireball in the parking lot   

is that wrong?  i'm gonna have to plead ignorance on this one, i've gotta tell you.
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Re: Are alcohol sales coming to SEC venues in the near future?
« Reply #30 on: May 12, 2017, 09:11:58 AM »
If they open up booze sells at games watch for them to crack down on tailgating.

...and pay toilets in the venues. 

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Re: Are alcohol sales coming to SEC venues in the near future?
« Reply #31 on: May 12, 2017, 11:00:47 AM »
i'm pretty sure uwv has some info to back up their theory.  granted they were doing their own study and guarding the details behind their statement, but after the first year they rattled off stats about decreases in arrests at football games.

what has been the effect on the number of couches burned?
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Re: Are alcohol sales coming to SEC venues in the near future?
« Reply #32 on: May 12, 2017, 02:33:53 PM »
what has been the effect on the number of couches burned?

Not sure, but sister/cousin rapes were down 25%.

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Re: Are alcohol sales coming to SEC venues in the near future?
« Reply #33 on: May 12, 2017, 04:20:06 PM »
Not sure, but sister/cousin rapes were down 25%.

Is that per capita, per SisterCousin, or in absolute numbers?

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Re: Are alcohol sales coming to SEC venues in the near future?
« Reply #34 on: May 12, 2017, 04:49:37 PM »
Is that per capita, per SisterCousin, or in absolute numbers?

Somebody will have to calculate that and get back to you on that.  Ain't nobody in WV able to cipher that shit

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Re: Are alcohol sales coming to SEC venues in the near future?
« Reply #35 on: May 13, 2017, 09:54:39 AM »
what has been the effect on the number of couches burned?

incidentally, couches burned are up.  apparently drinking $8 beers inside the stadium vs chugging heaven hill in the parking lot has created a situation where alcohol consumption is down and therefore more wv fans are sober enough to move their couches outdoors without falling down and passing out and are still capable of using the child proof switches on their lighters.
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Re: Are alcohol sales coming to SEC venues in the near future?
« Reply #36 on: May 14, 2017, 07:18:53 AM »
Wichita state sells beer at their baseball games on campus.

Who knew?
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Re: Are alcohol sales coming to SEC venues in the near future?
« Reply #37 on: May 14, 2017, 08:17:55 AM »
Wichita state sells beer at their baseball games on campus.

Who knew?

That's a direct result of the Todd Butler era. 

I drank a lot watching us average 1.5 runs per game while he was our hitting coach. 

 

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