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Re: Vanderbilt Football Players - Just Not Tough Enough
« Reply #1 on: June 28, 2017, 07:00:23 AM »
It is what you get for bringing a pellet gun to a real gun fight.
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Re: Vanderbilt Football Players - Just Not Tough Enough
« Reply #2 on: June 28, 2017, 08:51:25 AM »
I've never understood the thought process of why people do this.  You pull out a gun, be prepared to either kill or be killed.  Shit gets real serious, real quick.  Same reason you don't throw a punch and wonder why you got your ass beat within an inch of your life or you don't put on a condom unless you're ready to fuck.

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Re: Vanderbilt Football Players - Just Not Tough Enough
« Reply #3 on: June 28, 2017, 09:05:54 AM »
I thought Vanderbilt players were supposed to be smart?


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Re: Vanderbilt Football Players - Just Not Tough Enough
« Reply #4 on: June 28, 2017, 09:23:03 AM »
Stealing one of the players' Toyota while fleeing the scene was a nice touch. The proverbial "insult to injury". 
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Re: Vanderbilt Football Players - Just Not Tough Enough
« Reply #5 on: June 28, 2017, 09:24:50 AM »
Stealing one of the players' Toyota while fleeing the scene was a nice touch. The proverbial "insult to injury".

That's the street version of "you need to go get you some mens".

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Re: Vanderbilt Football Players - Just Not Tough Enough
« Reply #6 on: June 28, 2017, 11:52:20 AM »
When did you stop beating your gay lover?

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Re: Vanderbilt Football Players - Just Not Tough Enough
« Reply #7 on: June 28, 2017, 08:36:28 PM »
I thought Vanderbilt players were supposed to be smart?
 

Well, they did go out like some nerds.
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Re: Vanderbilt Football Players - Just Not Tough Enough
« Reply #8 on: June 28, 2017, 09:02:31 PM »
you don't put on a condom unless you're ready to fuck.

Are you not suppose to wear them all the time, just in case? 
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Re: Vanderbilt Football Players - Just Not Tough Enough
« Reply #9 on: June 29, 2017, 12:37:15 PM »
Are you not suppose to wear them all the time, just in case?

Just not around the pool.

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Re: Vanderbilt Football Players - Just Not Tough Enough
« Reply #10 on: June 29, 2017, 01:26:52 PM »
Are you not suppose to wear them all the time, just in case?

You're supposed to wash them thoroughly after each use too.

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Re: Vanderbilt Football Players - Just Not Tough Enough
« Reply #11 on: June 29, 2017, 01:43:48 PM »
Are you not suppose to wear them all the time, just in case?

Yes, it prevents accidents.  De'arrius Howard was not a fan.

 

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