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Offline Rick B.

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Re: Today, my kid...
« Reply #125 on: April 17, 2019, 12:39:33 PM »
He's taking long showers because long showers are soothing.  This is what showed up when I googled fleshlight:

PS.  I honest to god thought you were suggesting something FOR REAL that would help with his seizures.  I wish he could get medical mj.  But then again, he's on anti-seizure drugs now and they seem to have worked well the last 2.5 years.  Until this morning.


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Re: Today, my kid...
« Reply #126 on: April 17, 2019, 12:40:10 PM »



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Re: Today, my kid...
« Reply #127 on: April 17, 2019, 12:41:13 PM »
Sorry Rick. That sucks. At least he has shown he can go two and a half years without one. That’s good. Hang in there.

Glad all you guys have kids to be proud of. My two have turned into utter shitbirds. 17 and 15 (tomorrow) and they know everything. I cannot for the life of me figure out why. They must get it from their momma. They call me Bruce or Ruce for some reason.

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Re: Today, my kid...
« Reply #128 on: April 17, 2019, 12:49:27 PM »
PS.  I honest to god thought you were suggesting something FOR REAL that would help with his seizures.  I wish he could get medical mj.  But then again, he's on anti-seizure drugs now and they seem to have worked well the last 2.5 years.  Until this morning.

Have you looked into CBD at all?


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Re: Today, my kid...
« Reply #129 on: April 17, 2019, 01:17:04 PM »
Have you looked into CBD at all?

Honestly, no.   Prior to today, he had a seizure in January of 2017.  And before that, it was nearly a year.  So he's had 2 seizures in 3 years.   


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Re: Today, my kid...
« Reply #130 on: April 17, 2019, 02:09:41 PM »
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Yeah, my son's only words to me most days is "Dad, you're gay."

My fifteen-year-old son calls me a "bot".  I probably should be insulted but I don't know what it means.


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Re: Today, my kid...
« Reply #131 on: April 17, 2019, 02:32:41 PM »
He's taking long showers because long showers are soothing.  This is what showed up when I googled fleshlight:

That is the heater stand that gets it warm before you fuck it.  So with lube it is wet and warm I guess. 

Well, I did try to help.  I thought he was jerking in the shower and that was causing seizures, so tried to give you an alternative.  Was actually trying to be helpful.  I never took a 20 minute shower at 17 or any time since.  10 minutes max and usually less.  Military showers were a couple of minutes. 

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Re: Today, my kid...
« Reply #132 on: April 17, 2019, 05:58:07 PM »
Military showers were a couple of minutes.

We started at :30 and then if we worked our ass off through basic we could get that number up to 1:00

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Re: Today, my kid...
« Reply #133 on: April 17, 2019, 10:38:27 PM »
 

1 year.  What a freakin pain that's gonna be.  He's a junior in high school.  He'll hopefully get to drive again just before he graduates high school. 


Well the good thing is his dad is an uber driver.  So sorry to hear he has suffered another seizure. 

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Re: Today, my kid...
« Reply #134 on: April 25, 2019, 12:23:20 PM »
It has been a good couple of weeks for one of my boys.

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This weekend he is fishing in the Bassmasters College Series.



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Re: Today, my kid...
« Reply #135 on: April 25, 2019, 12:52:31 PM »
Sorry Rick. That sucks. At least he has shown he can go two and a half years without one. That’s good. Hang in there.

Glad all you guys have kids to be proud of. My two have turned into utter shitbirds. 17 and 15 (tomorrow) and they know everything. I cannot for the life of me figure out why. They must get it from their momma. They call me Bruce or Ruce for some reason.




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Did you call your son a fag and your wife (or ex-wife?) a bitch in front of your kids? 


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Re: Today, my kid...
« Reply #136 on: April 25, 2019, 12:53:31 PM »
Honestly, no.   Prior to today, he had a seizure in January of 2017.  And before that, it was nearly a year.  So he's had 2 seizures in 3 years.

Sorry to hear that he is still having seizures. 

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Re: Today, my kid...
« Reply #137 on: April 25, 2019, 01:53:47 PM »
It has been a good couple of weeks for one of my boys.

Took second place at SkillsUSA in welding.



This weekend he is fishing in the Bassmasters College Series.



https://m.bassmaster.com/news/host-team-making-first-casts-college?fbclid=IwAR1gc9uZvY4yFReSyEYYKN68BOtp2PDHG-I0NAkJ5bKFjiHAsTHe0jVoh4w

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Re: Today, my kid...
« Reply #138 on: April 25, 2019, 03:34:23 PM »
Did you call your son a fag and your wife (or ex-wife?) a bitch in front of your kids?

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Re: Today, my kid...
« Reply #139 on: April 25, 2019, 03:51:00 PM »
If someone is taking a shower that lasts longer than 5 minutes, they're masturbating.

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Re: Today, my kid...
« Reply #140 on: April 25, 2019, 04:22:01 PM »
Batman : Baths!
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Batman : No, no. Not bats. Baths!
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Batman : Baths. You know a bath?
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Batman : Taking a quick shower is just as refreshing and uses one-third the water!
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Re: Today, my kid...
« Reply #141 on: April 25, 2019, 05:50:01 PM »
If someone is taking a shower that lasts longer than 5 minutes, they're masturbating.

This man knows. 

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Re: Today, my kid...
« Reply #142 on: April 25, 2019, 06:15:15 PM »
If someone is taking a shower that lasts longer than 5 minutes, they're masturbating.

I dunno, man.  As I've gotten older, I've discovered more and more that benches in showers are as about as close to heaven on earth as it comes.


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Re: Today, my kid...
« Reply #143 on: April 25, 2019, 06:45:59 PM »
This. I have a decent sized shower with a nice built in seat. Poor mans hot tub I guess.


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Re: Today, my kid...
« Reply #144 on: April 26, 2019, 08:17:49 AM »
y'all must be massively hungover when you shower

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Re: Today, my kid...
« Reply #145 on: April 26, 2019, 12:38:08 PM »
Did you call your son a fag and your wife (or ex-wife?) a bitch in front of your kids?

No.  I clearly called her a bish. 

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Re: Today, my kid...
« Reply #146 on: April 27, 2019, 07:52:52 AM »
If someone is taking a shower that lasts longer than 5 minutes, they're masturbating.

or maybe getting enough soap to go down the drain to cover up the pee smell?

friend told me that one


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« Reply #147 on: April 30, 2019, 08:18:32 AM »
or maybe getting enough soap to go down the drain to cover up the pee smell?

friend told me that one
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Re: Today, my kid...
« Reply #148 on: April 30, 2019, 09:30:08 PM »
or maybe getting enough soap to go down the drain to cover up the pee smell?

friend told me that one

2 types of people in this world.  People who pee in the shower, and people who lie about peeing in the shower.

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Re: Today, my kid...
« Reply #149 on: April 30, 2019, 09:51:58 PM »
You guys ruined a good thread.....