Welcome, stranger! Please log in or register. - Did you miss your activation email?

Author Topic: Today, my kid...  (Read 48344 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline Hatchclan

  • Wild Hog
  • **
  • Posts: 955
Re: Today, my kid...
« Reply #75 on: August 14, 2017, 12:59:31 PM »
I'm new here, so if this kind of trash is what to expect in a post about our kids then just close my account.
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Beer has food value, but food has no beer value.

Offline NotoriousPIG

  • Boar
  • ****
  • Posts: 5539
Re: Today, my kid...
« Reply #76 on: August 14, 2017, 02:24:22 PM »
Today I took my oldest to her first day of Kindergarten.  Lots of smiles and hi fives.  She's gonna kick ass.

Youngest moves up classes as well.

Time flies!


Offline Rick B.

  • Nukular Fizzicyst
  • King of the Hogs
  • *****
  • Posts: 17795
Re: Today, my kid...
« Reply #77 on: August 16, 2017, 08:46:00 AM »
Today, my kid starts his career at Fort Smith Southside on the Mavericks golf team.  They have their first match this afternoon.  He started 10th grade yesterday.  Proud Papa here!  :D

PS.  And yes, he's a freakin goofball who never takes a serious picture...


Offline irishhoss

  • A Shoat
  • *
  • Posts: 289
  • I will show you fear in a handful of dust
Re: Today, my kid...
« Reply #78 on: August 16, 2017, 08:55:27 AM »
Today, my kid starts his career at Fort Smith Southside on the Mavericks golf team.  They have their first match this afternoon.  He started 10th grade yesterday.  Proud Papa here!  :D

PS.  And yes, he's a freakin goofball who never takes a serious picture...

That's awesome. I hope he kicks some ass out there.

You could have it all
my empire of dirt
I will let you down
I will make you hurt

Offline Rick B.

  • Nukular Fizzicyst
  • King of the Hogs
  • *****
  • Posts: 17795
Re: Today, my kid...
« Reply #79 on: August 16, 2017, 09:08:04 AM »
That's awesome. I hope he kicks some ass out there.

He'll be golfing the hell out of the ball.   I hope.   ;D


Offline Razor B

  • King of the Hogs
  • *****
  • Posts: 11910
Re: Today, my kid...
« Reply #80 on: August 16, 2017, 10:28:11 AM »
Took my 13 year old to a motorcycle track/park over in Oklahoma yesterday.  We had a blast.  We had the whole place to ourselves.  They have MX tracks and woods trails.  They have rentals.  Don't know of any other place that will rent a bike.  Also, I can still do a wheelie! :portishead:



It's called Jandebeurs Motor Sports Park, in case anyone wants to check it out.

Have you gotten a DNA test?  Not sure that's your son.


Offline Rick B.

  • Nukular Fizzicyst
  • King of the Hogs
  • *****
  • Posts: 17795
Re: Today, my kid...
« Reply #81 on: August 16, 2017, 10:49:32 AM »
Have you gotten a DNA test?  Not sure that's your son.

Ha.  I think he looks more like his mother than his daddio.


Offline geohul

  • Little Lebowski Urban Achiever
  • Tush Hog
  • ***
  • Posts: 4411
Re: Today, my kid...
« Reply #82 on: August 16, 2017, 11:20:49 AM »
Today, my kid starts his career at Fort Smith Southside on the Mavericks golf team.  They have their first match this afternoon.  He started 10th grade yesterday.  Proud Papa here!  :D

PS.  And yes, he's a freakin goofball who never takes a serious picture...
Congrats Rick.  Dad gummed G man is growing!   


Offline USAFHawg

  • Tush Hog
  • ***
  • Posts: 4601
Re: Today, my kid...
« Reply #83 on: August 16, 2017, 12:27:13 PM »
Congrats Rick.  Dad gummed G man is growing!   

That is for sure. What happened to the little kid that I remember?


Offline Rick B.

  • Nukular Fizzicyst
  • King of the Hogs
  • *****
  • Posts: 17795
Re: Today, my kid...
« Reply #84 on: August 16, 2017, 12:47:25 PM »
An interesting (to me) photo shop I did...


TRAVELHOG

  • Guest
Re: Today, my kid...
« Reply #85 on: August 16, 2017, 06:15:59 PM »
Very nice Rick B.


Offline Arkansas Proud

  • Admins be changing my title daily
  • King of the Hogs
  • *****
  • Posts: 16781
  • Hammer Down
Re: Today, my kid...
« Reply #86 on: August 17, 2017, 11:37:10 PM »
Congrats Rick.  Dad gummed G man is growing!   

The real question is who runs the 40 faster now?

"I completely agree." -- Stephen Coalboar on August 22, 2014 at 11:39 a.m.

"I can understand your disdain for Arkansas people when all you've had exposure to is the NW Ark people. The natives are idiots and the imports are Yankees." - Lurk, May 2016

Offline BrandonN004

  • Wild Hog
  • **
  • Posts: 828
  • Billy Mays For President?
Re: Today, my kid...
« Reply #87 on: August 19, 2017, 09:20:14 PM »
I didn't witness this sadly, but Wife was giving the 1 1/2 year old a bath. Daughter purses lips to get my wife to come in for a kiss, smacks her in the face with wet wash cloth instead, the child is definitely mine.


Offline Sus-Scrofa

  • King of the Hogs
  • *****
  • Posts: 10265
Re: Today, my kid...
« Reply #88 on: August 19, 2017, 09:23:47 PM »
An interesting (to me) photo shop I did...

I misread the pic for a minute and thought you were a fricking idiot that put his wife through hell!


Offline Aporkalypse_Now

  • Surgeon General of Woopig
  • Emperor of Woopig
  • ******
  • Posts: 29570
Re: Today, my kid...
« Reply #89 on: August 19, 2017, 11:36:44 PM »
My oldest at Camp Ozark.  It was his first year and I wish I'd sent him there years ago, it's just a wonderful place and he had the time of his life.  He and his little brother are going back next year.

BTW, this one is going into 7th and wears a 10 1/2 and is 5'9".  He's going to tower over me by the end of high school.


Offline GuinnessHog

  • Boar
  • ****
  • Posts: 7774
Re: Today, my kid...
« Reply #90 on: August 19, 2017, 11:51:21 PM »
I didn't witness this sadly, but Wife was giving the 1 1/2 year old a bath. Daughter purses lips to get my wife to come in for a kiss, smacks her in the face with wet wash cloth instead, the child is definitely mine.

I guess daughters show their dad's side during bath time.  Last night mine whispered during a bath for my wife to come over and then followed with a "shhhh".  The 2 1/2 year old then proceeded with a nice bath time fart bubble and hysterical laughing.  I was then yelled at by the wife for not setting a great example but deep down I was so proud.  Water farts are the greatest.


Offline Rick B.

  • Nukular Fizzicyst
  • King of the Hogs
  • *****
  • Posts: 17795
Re: Today, my kid...
« Reply #91 on: August 20, 2017, 07:18:37 AM »
I guess daughters show their dad's side during bath time.  Last night mine whispered during a bath for my wife to come over and then followed with a "shhhh".  The 2 1/2 year old then proceeded with a nice bath time fart bubble and hysterical laughing.  I was then yelled at by the wife for not setting a great example but deep down I was so proud.  Water farts are the greatest.
That's awesome!!

Sent | PM me for my OnlyFans!


Offline BrandonN004

  • Wild Hog
  • **
  • Posts: 828
  • Billy Mays For President?
Re: Today, my kid...
« Reply #92 on: August 20, 2017, 08:44:14 AM »
it's the laughing that makes it great, they know what they did, and they're proud of themselves.  :hollah:


Offline Lurking Tiger

  • Tush Hog
  • ***
  • Posts: 2602
  • I'm a llama!
Re: Today, my kid...
« Reply #93 on: August 20, 2017, 06:11:11 PM »
My son got his first college offer to play baseball. It's a small school, but it's a pretty cool experience.


Offline BASS

  • the philosophical woopigga
  • Emperor of Woopig
  • ******
  • Posts: 25400
Re: Today, my kid...
« Reply #94 on: August 20, 2017, 06:29:57 PM »
My son got his first college offer to play baseball. It's a small school, but it's a pretty cool experience.

that's awesome  :thumbup:

fuck your feelings

TRAVELHOG

  • Guest
Re: Today, my kid...
« Reply #95 on: August 20, 2017, 07:49:42 PM »
My son got his first college offer to play baseball. It's a small school, but it's a pretty cool experience.
Awesome, indeed. Congrats.


Offline Lurking Tiger

  • Tush Hog
  • ***
  • Posts: 2602
  • I'm a llama!
Re: Today, my kid...
« Reply #96 on: August 20, 2017, 09:52:16 PM »
that's awesome  :thumbup:

Awesome, indeed. Congrats.

Thanks. I was a little disappointed in the lack of hookers.


Offline Arkansas Proud

  • Admins be changing my title daily
  • King of the Hogs
  • *****
  • Posts: 16781
  • Hammer Down
Re: Today, my kid...
« Reply #97 on: August 20, 2017, 10:09:10 PM »
My son got his first college offer to play baseball. It's a small school, but it's a pretty cool experience.

Nice.   :thumbup:

If there's a sport with the smallest difference between small school and big school, it's college baseball.    :thumbup:

"I completely agree." -- Stephen Coalboar on August 22, 2014 at 11:39 a.m.

"I can understand your disdain for Arkansas people when all you've had exposure to is the NW Ark people. The natives are idiots and the imports are Yankees." - Lurk, May 2016

Offline hogsfan4life

  • Tush Hog
  • ***
  • Posts: 2359
  • woopig.net
Re: Today, my kid...
« Reply #98 on: August 21, 2017, 10:07:53 AM »
My oldest at Camp Ozark.  It was his first year and I wish I'd sent him there years ago, it's just a wonderful place and he had the time of his life.  He and his little brother are going back next year.

BTW, this one is going into 7th and wears a 10 1/2 and is 5'9".  He's going to tower over me by the end of high school.

Beat his ass early and often to get your bluff in before he hits that point.

A Tapout tattoo will look great with your do-rag, wife-beater, ankle-monitor, and blank resume

Offline TC

  • King of the Hogs
  • *****
  • Posts: 12964
  • Bout to get juicy.
Re: Today, my kid...
« Reply #99 on: August 22, 2017, 02:02:38 PM »
Last week my 3 year old rode his bike without training wheels, and within the week since he's all over the place.

Not really a big deal, but I wanted to post for some of the parents of youngsters.  Take the training wheels off now.  I wish I had done it for both of my kids from the beginning.  I realize now they make balance bikes for teaching them, but I had already bought 2 bikes and wasn't buying another.  So last week I had an idea.  I took off the training wheels, the pedals, the sprocket, the chain, and lowered the seat as low as it would go.  For the next week he was zooming around with his feet for propulsion.  Every once in a while he'd hit a small downhill and coast and drag his feet.  Make sure you put them in some old beater shoes.  That turned into him lifting his feet off the ground for a bit on the downhills, then even longer the next day, and longer the next.  After about 10 days of doing that everyday, I put the bike back together, raised the seat, and off he went.

My neighbors think I'm a genious, but I feel like the dumbass that's been holding them back for putting training wheels on in the first place.