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Offline Stephen Colboar

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Re: 2017 Coaching Carousel, Courtesy of UCLA?
« Reply #75 on: September 05, 2017, 12:02:43 PM »
This is why Nutt left which everyone laughed at.

And absent Petrino, nobody would be laughing now. They would be saying he and Frank were right.
I talk about dwindling patience within fanbases over the past 10 years or so and you bring up Nutt.
Nutt was here for an entire decade and that was an entire decade ago.

I’ve never experienced anyone working at CFA being a jerk or rude but yesterday I encountered a guy in the drive thru who was not only rude but a jerk. When I finally had my order and he didn’t even say my pleasure I yelled “thanks for being a jerk” and drove off.

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Re: 2017 Coaching Carousel, Courtesy of UCLA?
« Reply #76 on: September 05, 2017, 12:05:26 PM »
When your entire schtick has devolved into sucking Houston Nutt's dick, and throwing a temper tantrum anytime Auburn is mentioned non-glowingly, you aren't even a troll anymore.  Just the message board version of a used ass-sex condom.

This next post was made by a real dumbass.

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Re: 2017 Coaching Carousel, Courtesy of UCLA?
« Reply #77 on: September 05, 2017, 12:06:30 PM »
a penus condom

I’ve never experienced anyone working at CFA being a jerk or rude but yesterday I encountered a guy in the drive thru who was not only rude but a jerk. When I finally had my order and he didn’t even say my pleasure I yelled “thanks for being a jerk” and drove off.

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Re: 2017 Coaching Carousel, Courtesy of UCLA?
« Reply #78 on: September 05, 2017, 12:13:45 PM »
All this gay talk and Kingsbury talk got me to thinking about a gay coach that we talked about on here a couple of years ago. I was going to post a picture of him in hopes that it might make the gays more comfortable reading the board. I can not remember his name or who he coached for, but he had a blonde woman's hairdo and wore spandex and halter tops to practice. I googled "gay football coach" and the first picture that popped up was Jim McElwain, which I thought was odd. Then I realized I had googled "gat football coach", so Jim is your first choice there (not that you really have a choice). 

Anyway, who is the coach I am talking about?


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Re: 2017 Coaching Carousel, Courtesy of UCLA?
« Reply #79 on: September 05, 2017, 12:15:18 PM »
Mizzou's OC from a few years back.


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Re: 2017 Coaching Carousel, Courtesy of UCLA?
« Reply #80 on: September 05, 2017, 12:20:35 PM »
are you talking about david yost when he was at Mizzou? I think he's been at Wazzu, Oregon and something like Utah State now.

[edit: after utilizing the googles, I found this

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I’ve never experienced anyone working at CFA being a jerk or rude but yesterday I encountered a guy in the drive thru who was not only rude but a jerk. When I finally had my order and he didn’t even say my pleasure I yelled “thanks for being a jerk” and drove off.

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Re: 2017 Coaching Carousel, Courtesy of UCLA?
« Reply #81 on: September 05, 2017, 12:55:13 PM »
That's him. Thanks.


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Re: 2017 Coaching Carousel, Courtesy of UCLA?
« Reply #82 on: September 05, 2017, 01:16:52 PM »
All this gay talk and Kingsbury talk got me to thinking about a gay coach that we talked about on here a couple of years ago. I was going to post a picture of him in hopes that it might make the gays more comfortable reading the board. I can not remember his name or who he coached for, but he had a blonde woman's hairdo and wore spandex and halter tops to practice. I googled "gay football coach" and the first picture that popped up was Jim McElwain, which I thought was odd. Then I realized I had googled "gat football coach", so Jim is your first choice there (not that you really have a choice). 

Anyway, who is the coach I am talking about?
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Re: 2017 Coaching Carousel, Courtesy of UCLA?
« Reply #83 on: September 05, 2017, 02:33:49 PM »
are you talking about david yost when he was at Mizzou? I think he's been at Wazzu, Oregon and something like Utah State now.

[edit: after utilizing the googles, I found this


Bet he enjoyed his time up at the Wazzu.

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Re: 2017 Coaching Carousel, Courtesy of UCLA?
« Reply #84 on: September 05, 2017, 03:16:19 PM »
Bet he enjoyed his time up at the Wazzu.

Subtle.


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Re: 2017 Coaching Carousel, Courtesy of UCLA?
« Reply #85 on: September 05, 2017, 03:25:17 PM »
This is year 4-6 for a shit ton of SEC coaches, most of who are delivering results about the same as the guy they were hired to replace. 

I figure Gus has to win decent and he has the Bama thing hanging over his head.
Sumlin, Bielema, Stoops, Davis - none of these guys have delivered thus far the W-L record that leaves the fan base and boosters quiet. 
LOL MIss already has an opening.  Vandy's coach has been underwhelming compared to his predecessor. 

I figure Ed has a year or so grace period at LSU and I figure patience will rule the BOTs at South Carolina, FL and UGA - for  a while.

There could be 4 or 5 SEC jobs open, easily, by the first of December.

Stoops went 7-6 last year and beat Louisville. If he can maintain that they will keep him around.

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Re: 2017 Coaching Carousel, Courtesy of UCLA?
« Reply #86 on: September 05, 2017, 03:26:44 PM »
are you talking about david yost when he was at Mizzou? I think he's been at Wazzu, Oregon and something like Utah State now.

[edit: after utilizing the googles, I found this


Is he actually openly gay, or just weird and eccentric?

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Re: 2017 Coaching Carousel, Courtesy of UCLA?
« Reply #87 on: September 05, 2017, 03:30:57 PM »
Is he actually openly gay, or just weird and eccentric?

from the pic i can tell he's skinny and doesn't give a fuck if it's after labor day or before memorial day.

anything else would be speculation. 


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Re: 2017 Coaching Carousel, Courtesy of UCLA?
« Reply #88 on: September 05, 2017, 04:28:46 PM »
Is he actually openly gay, or just weird and eccentric?
http://www.utahstateaggies.com/sports/m-footbl/spec-rel/123016aad.html
Yost and his wife, Carrie, have one daughter, Kennedy, and two sons, Keaton and Kamden.

Utah State didn't clarify if Carrie was a beard or if the kids have any knowledge of their father's sexual preference.

I’ve never experienced anyone working at CFA being a jerk or rude but yesterday I encountered a guy in the drive thru who was not only rude but a jerk. When I finally had my order and he didn’t even say my pleasure I yelled “thanks for being a jerk” and drove off.

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Re: 2017 Coaching Carousel, Courtesy of UCLA?
« Reply #89 on: September 05, 2017, 08:27:09 PM »
He and Roger Clemens are really in to naming their kids KKKs. 


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Re: 2017 Coaching Carousel, Courtesy of UCLA?
« Reply #90 on: September 05, 2017, 08:33:21 PM »
Is he actually openly gay, or just weird and eccentric?

Wrong thread. 

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Re: 2017 Coaching Carousel, Courtesy of UCLA?
« Reply #93 on: September 07, 2017, 07:59:17 PM »
Yikes.

They need to out that piece of shit.

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Re: 2017 Coaching Carousel, Courtesy of UCLA?
« Reply #94 on: September 07, 2017, 08:19:55 PM »
They need to out that piece of shit.
 

I think outing his sexual preference, after calling him a racial slur, is a bit over the top.

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Re: 2017 Coaching Carousel, Courtesy of UCLA?
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Re: 2017 Coaching Carousel, Courtesy of UCLA?
« Reply #96 on: September 07, 2017, 08:32:22 PM »
What part of the letter was false?


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Re: 2017 Coaching Carousel, Courtesy of UCLA?
« Reply #97 on: September 07, 2017, 08:57:02 PM »
Great for our recruiting.

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Re: 2017 Coaching Carousel, Courtesy of UCLA?
« Reply #98 on: September 07, 2017, 09:02:37 PM »
What part of the letter was false?


Depends on you, I guess. Did not expect to see that reply.


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Re: 2017 Coaching Carousel, Courtesy of UCLA?
« Reply #99 on: September 07, 2017, 09:04:50 PM »