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Re: 2017 NFL Season Thread
« Reply #1450 on: January 23, 2018, 07:32:40 AM »
I dunno. Seeing them win it and destroy the city in celebration might be worth it.
Don't worry.  The idiot Philly fans will destroy the city whether they win or not.


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Re: 2017 NFL Season Thread
« Reply #1451 on: January 23, 2018, 10:15:25 AM »
America bowl. 


Patriots


Eagles


Titties vs beer and guns would have been about the only more America matchup

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Re: 2017 NFL Season Thread
« Reply #1452 on: January 23, 2018, 10:26:23 AM »
America bowl. 


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Titties vs beer and guns would have been about the only more America matchup

Titties will always win that match up.


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Re: 2017 NFL Season Thread
« Reply #1453 on: January 23, 2018, 11:01:43 AM »
Titties will always win that match up.


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Re: 2017 NFL Season Thread
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Re: 2017 NFL Season Thread
« Reply #1455 on: January 23, 2018, 11:13:29 AM »
That's just... just beautiful.

Your face is.

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Re: 2017 NFL Season Thread
« Reply #1456 on: January 23, 2018, 11:25:02 AM »
Your face is.

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Re: 2017 NFL Season Thread
« Reply #1457 on: January 25, 2018, 10:39:16 AM »
XFL Part Deux?


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Re: 2017 NFL Season Thread
« Reply #1459 on: January 25, 2018, 11:27:39 AM »
Former Bama player and 1st-round NFL pick, played every game of the 2016 season.  Arrested in Alabama on third-degree robbery charge.

http://www.baltimoresun.com/sports/ravens/bs-sp-ravens-marlon-humphrey-arrested-0125-story.html


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Re: 2017 NFL Season Thread
« Reply #1460 on: January 25, 2018, 02:35:01 PM »
Former Bama player and 1st-round NFL pick, played every game of the 2016 season.  Arrested in Alabama on third-degree robbery charge.

http://www.baltimoresun.com/sports/ravens/bs-sp-ravens-marlon-humphrey-arrested-0125-story.html
Obviously, the cab driver was an Auburn fan.


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Re: 2017 NFL Season Thread
« Reply #1461 on: January 25, 2018, 02:49:01 PM »
Former Bama player and 1st-round NFL pick, played every game of the 2016 season.  Arrested in Alabama on third-degree robbery charge.

http://www.baltimoresun.com/sports/ravens/bs-sp-ravens-marlon-humphrey-arrested-0125-story.html

Won't be playing in the XFL.

http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/22213241/vince-mcmahon-gimmick-free-xfl-return-2020

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McMahon also said he would preclude any player with a criminal record, which would disqualify former Texas A&M quarterback and Heisman Trophy winner Johnny Manziel.

"We are evaluating a player based on many things, including the quality of human being they are," McMahon said. If you have any sort of criminal record or commit a crime you aren't playing in this league."

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Re: 2017 NFL Season Thread
« Reply #1463 on: January 25, 2018, 03:32:07 PM »
As a thank you to Blake Bortles, the Jags are rumored to be looking to pick up either Alex Smith or Kirk Cousins in free agency.  I guess they miss their place among the ranks of the mediocre organizations.


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Re: 2017 NFL Season Thread
« Reply #1464 on: January 25, 2018, 03:43:50 PM »
As a thank you to Blake Bortles, the Jags are rumored to be looking to pick up either Alex Smith or Kirk Cousins in free agency.  I guess they miss their place among the ranks of the mediocre organizations.

If Blake Bortles got them there, I'm sure Alex Smith and Kirk Cousins would be pretty effective upgrades.

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Re: 2017 NFL Season Thread
« Reply #1465 on: January 26, 2018, 06:47:32 AM »
AC3 ain’t no jive ass fool


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Re: 2017 NFL Season Thread
« Reply #1466 on: January 26, 2018, 07:18:05 AM »
AC3 ain’t no jive ass fool
What the hell is going on here?  Were they performing Lord of the Dance?  And why is one girl dressed like Sgt. Pepper?

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Re: 2017 NFL Season Thread
« Reply #1467 on: January 26, 2018, 09:35:17 AM »
What the hell is going on here?  Were they performing Lord of the Dance?  And why is one girl dressed like Sgt. Pepper?

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Re: 2017 NFL Season Thread
« Reply #1468 on: January 26, 2018, 09:39:40 AM »
AC3 ain’t no jive ass fool

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Re: 2017 NFL Season Thread
« Reply #1469 on: January 26, 2018, 01:07:50 PM »
What the hell is going on here?  Were they performing Lord of the Dance?  And why is one girl dressed like Sgt. Pepper?


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Re: 2017 NFL Season Thread
« Reply #1470 on: January 26, 2018, 01:12:54 PM »
In case anyone is really interested, I bet he was on the MVPerformer show last night.

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Re: 2017 NFL Season Thread
« Reply #1471 on: January 26, 2018, 01:42:23 PM »
In case anyone is really interested, I bet he was on the MVPerformer show last night.
Budda doing Riverdance..... :maundoed:

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Re: 2017 NFL Season Thread
« Reply #1472 on: January 26, 2018, 07:34:28 PM »
All I'm sayin is don't be surprised if we get a few half irish kids with excellent balance and footwork in about 17-18 years.


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Re: 2017 NFL Season Thread
« Reply #1473 on: January 28, 2018, 02:49:18 PM »
The Pro Bowl looks like fun in  um, sunny Orlando, broadcast by ESPN.


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Re: 2017 NFL Season Thread
« Reply #1474 on: January 28, 2018, 04:33:31 PM »
NFC didn’t want to win.