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Re: 2017 NFL Season Thread
« Reply #50 on: September 10, 2017, 01:11:51 PM »
So far my team has generated 8 points.  I just changed the name to FiretheFatFuck.


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Re: 2017 NFL Season Thread
« Reply #51 on: September 10, 2017, 01:28:46 PM »
Yeah, with the way the game started, the offense isn't in its groove whatsoever. 

This is one of those 'call the game you have, not your prepped plays' situations. They sat on the sideline for the first half of the quarter because of the block, and then they come out and throw four straight wide receiver bubbles. Todd Haley's a fucking retard a lot of the times.

Yeah. I'm not even watching.  Just trying some levity.  Desperate to watch something in the midst of this storm and finally got the Fox app to connect to the Bears and Falcons.

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Re: 2017 NFL Season Thread
« Reply #52 on: September 10, 2017, 01:31:14 PM »
Houston isn't my team, but I like to see them do well and it would have been great to see get a blow-out win after all this city's been through. But, they're getting thoroughly stomped by the lowly Jags. Holy hell.
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Re: 2017 NFL Season Thread
« Reply #53 on: September 10, 2017, 01:34:24 PM »
Houston looks like the professional version of the Razorbacks. They are awefull.

It sucks not being able to enjoy competitive football from your favorite teams.

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Re: 2017 NFL Season Thread
« Reply #54 on: September 10, 2017, 01:50:32 PM »
Bears hanging with the Falcons.  A bit surprising.

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Re: 2017 NFL Season Thread
« Reply #55 on: September 10, 2017, 02:10:14 PM »
William Gay absolutely destroys a Browns receiver on the sideline, no flag thrown. A good 30 seconds or more later, they replay the play on the big screen, and the Cleveland crowd goes crazy. Ref throws the flag 3 seconds later.
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Re: 2017 NFL Season Thread
« Reply #56 on: September 10, 2017, 02:18:45 PM »
You are surely exaggerating.   If that's true, holy smokes. 

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Re: 2017 NFL Season Thread
« Reply #57 on: September 10, 2017, 02:51:55 PM »
Houston looks like the professional version of the Razorbacks. They are awefull.

It sucks not being able to enjoy competitive football from your favorite teams.

A lot of similarities between Bret Bielema and Bill OBrien.  The first being they are shitty coaches.  I am sure the Oilers are tired and distracted and not thinking about football, but still, th Jags are horrible and they are getting blown out.  Thats another similarity.  They might have players with character, that doesn't meld into teams that play with character.

On a different note, Tony Romo is a very good broadcaster, and will be doing this a very long time. 

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Re: 2017 NFL Season Thread
« Reply #58 on: September 10, 2017, 02:53:45 PM »
Antonio Brown is a baaaaaaaaad motherfucker.
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Re: 2017 NFL Season Thread
« Reply #59 on: September 10, 2017, 02:55:23 PM »
You are surely exaggerating.   If that's true, holy smokes.

If you're talking to me, it seemed that long. I admit I'm biased, but both of the announcers referenced 'over 30 seconds' when talking about how long after the end of the play the flag came out. And I'm not exaggerating at all when I say the flag only came out right after the crowd went crazy over the Jumbotron.

In fairness, the flag was legit. I'm mostly pissed because I was all happy we had gotten away with one.
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Re: 2017 NFL Season Thread
« Reply #60 on: September 10, 2017, 03:05:50 PM »
If you're talking to me, it seemed that long. I admit I'm biased, but both of the announcers referenced 'over 30 seconds' when talking about how long after the end of the play the flag came out. And I'm not exaggerating at all when I say the flag only came out right after the crowd went crazy over the Jumbotron.

In fairness, the flag was legit. I'm mostly pissed because I was all happy we had gotten away with one.

Not able to watch the game as we cut out cable but is Cleveland that much better from last year or were we just sluggish today?
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Re: 2017 NFL Season Thread
« Reply #61 on: September 10, 2017, 03:13:27 PM »
Not able to watch the game as we cut out cable but is Cleveland that much better from last year or were we just sluggish today?

The offense was terrible, pretty much nonexistent in the first half. Really, AB was the only thing we had going offensively all day. Jesse James had a couple of red zone touchdowns.

Kizer played very, very well. I was very impressed. They also had a pretty intelligent defensive game plan, and executed it very well. They're much better than what we've seen over the last decade+, at first blush.

I was happy as hell watching TJ Watt play. That motherfucker is everywhere. Gonna love having him for the next however many years.
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Re: 2017 NFL Season Thread
« Reply #62 on: September 10, 2017, 03:27:34 PM »
The offense was terrible, pretty much nonexistent in the first half. Really, AB was the only thing we had going offensively all day. Jesse James had a couple of red zone touchdowns.

Kizer played very, very well. I was very impressed. They also had a pretty intelligent defensive game plan, and executed it very well. They're much better than what we've seen over the last decade+, at first blush.

I was happy as hell watching TJ Watt play. That motherfucker is everywhere. Gonna love having him for the next however many years.

Thanks, man.  :thumbup:
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Re: 2017 NFL Season Thread
« Reply #63 on: September 10, 2017, 03:38:00 PM »
Favruh the Second just threw a pick-6 to a rookie DL.

Edit: lost tbe six points on some bullshit behind the play.  Still pretty crazy.
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Re: 2017 NFL Season Thread
« Reply #64 on: September 10, 2017, 05:58:33 PM »
How about the Packers?  Love seeing them run the ball on Seattle.

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Re: 2017 NFL Season Thread
« Reply #65 on: September 10, 2017, 08:57:20 PM »
Almost feel bad for the Giants now since I'm remembering what not being able to get a first down feels like. Boy I tell you what Chuck.

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Re: 2017 NFL Season Thread
« Reply #66 on: September 11, 2017, 12:03:04 AM »
Glad to see Eli have a shitty game.  I thought Enos was calling plays for awhile, first and goal from the two and three passes? Yikes.

Cowboys d won the game.  Jaylon Smith will be a stud when he gets 100%.

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Re: 2017 NFL Season Thread
« Reply #67 on: September 11, 2017, 07:10:20 AM »
Fun fact

Ben Roethlisberger now has more wins in Cleveland (11) than any Browns' QB has since the team returned to the NFL in 1999.

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Re: 2017 NFL Season Thread
« Reply #68 on: September 11, 2017, 04:56:56 PM »
Glad to see Eli have a shitty game.  I thought Enos was calling plays for awhile, first and goal from the two and three passes? Yikes.

Cowboys d won the game.  Jaylon Smith will be a stud when he gets 100%.

Should've passed on Brandon Marshall and that WR corps and signed a RB like Adrian Peterson instead.  Paul Perkins at RB isn't going to get it done for them, one dimensional.  Especially without Odell.

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Re: 2017 NFL Season Thread
« Reply #69 on: September 11, 2017, 04:59:15 PM »
So far my team has generated 8 points.  I just changed the name to FiretheFatFuck.


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Re: 2017 NFL Season Thread
« Reply #70 on: September 11, 2017, 06:10:49 PM »
Hank Jr. returns

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Re: 2017 NFL Season Thread
« Reply #71 on: September 11, 2017, 06:11:44 PM »


God, that MNF opening sucked hairy balls.

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Re: 2017 NFL Season Thread
« Reply #72 on: September 11, 2017, 06:25:35 PM »
Just 3 pots to show for it, but that was a vintage Sean Payton drive.  Hard nosed running game, perfectly executed screens and 5 different players got touches. 
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Re: 2017 NFL Season Thread
« Reply #73 on: September 11, 2017, 07:09:23 PM »
J Wright still at it for the Vikes I see.

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Re: 2017 NFL Season Thread
« Reply #74 on: September 11, 2017, 07:17:37 PM »
I’ve never experienced anyone working at CFA being a jerk or rude but yesterday I encountered a guy in the drive thru who was not only rude but a jerk. When I finally had my order and he didn’t even say my pleasure I yelled “thanks for being a jerk” and drove off.

 

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