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Offline acater

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Re: Baker Mayfield
« Reply #25 on: September 14, 2017, 09:29:29 PM »


Even if he had a point, he lost credibility with me due to the eight exclamation points in four sentences.

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Re: Baker Mayfield
« Reply #26 on: September 14, 2017, 09:34:41 PM »
Even if he had a point, he lost credibility with me due to the eight exclamation points in four sentences.

Don't be so harsh, the guy transferred to OU after his freshman year.

This next post was made by a real dumbass.

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Re: Baker Mayfield
« Reply #27 on: September 15, 2017, 02:23:25 PM »
He's going to make a lot of New York Jets money, I know that much about him.

He's not even in the top 5 QB's on Mel Kiper's Big Board as of today.


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Re: Baker Mayfield
« Reply #28 on: September 15, 2017, 03:26:04 PM »
Mayfield is a short bastard isn't he? Prob not a great NFL prospect


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Re: Baker Mayfield
« Reply #29 on: September 15, 2017, 04:00:51 PM »
Fuck Baker Mayfield.  I hope he gets a knee and Oklahoma loses every game.


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Re: Baker Mayfield
« Reply #30 on: September 15, 2017, 04:08:01 PM »
Fuck Baker Mayfield.  I hope he gets a knee and Oklahoma loses every game.
 

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Re: Baker Mayfield
« Reply #31 on: September 15, 2017, 06:31:05 PM »
"Superfly"..."Freddy's Dead"....possibly the Heisman? Is there anything this Mayfield guy CAN'T do?

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Re: Baker Mayfield
« Reply #32 on: September 15, 2017, 08:36:50 PM »
Even if he had a point, he lost credibility with me due to the eight exclamation points in four sentences.


acater Dude,


If this was a serious response, you can go fuck yourself!


I always thought of YOU as a "lap dog" of sorts, glad to see you breaking out of your shell Dude!


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Re: Baker Mayfield
« Reply #33 on: September 15, 2017, 08:41:27 PM »

acater Dude,


If this was a serious response, you can go fuck yourself!


I always thought of YOU as a "lap dog" of sorts, glad to see you breaking out of your shell Dude!

HogJaw!!! Gotcha!!!! I disagree!!! Thanks!!!

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Re: Baker Mayfield
« Reply #34 on: September 16, 2017, 01:20:57 AM »
Fuck, really?

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Re: Baker Mayfield
« Reply #35 on: September 16, 2017, 07:33:45 AM »
How do we make our program attractive to oddball future Heisman candidates?


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Re: Baker Mayfield
« Reply #36 on: September 16, 2017, 08:29:30 AM »
How do we make our program attractive to oddball future Heisman candidates?

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Re: Baker Mayfield
« Reply #37 on: September 16, 2017, 09:21:51 AM »
More ice cream parties

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Re: Baker Mayfield
« Reply #38 on: September 16, 2017, 11:58:54 AM »
How do we make our program attractive to oddball future Heisman candidates?

sex, drugs, rock & roll

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Re: Baker Mayfield
« Reply #39 on: September 16, 2017, 12:18:11 PM »
Can start with winning.

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Re: Baker Mayfield
« Reply #40 on: September 16, 2017, 01:31:58 PM »
Can start with winning.

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Chicken and egg, chicken and egg.  We need $$$ like Ole Miss to buy ourselves a chicken or egg starter kit.


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Re: Baker Mayfield
« Reply #41 on: September 16, 2017, 05:16:46 PM »
Chicken and egg, chicken and egg.  We need $$$ like Ole Miss to buy ourselves a chicken or egg starter kit.
Sounds like a job for Tyson.

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Re: Baker Mayfield
« Reply #43 on: September 28, 2017, 08:29:15 PM »
Dude shot down Mia Khalifa.



Yeah, I wouldn't have been able to do that. 


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Re: Baker Mayfield
« Reply #44 on: September 29, 2017, 09:40:27 AM »
Yeah, I wouldn't have been able to do that.

Any major athlete should shut that skank down as soon as she mentions them.  She is attention seeking and looking to embarrass them. 

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Re: Baker Mayfield
« Reply #45 on: September 29, 2017, 10:59:39 AM »
Any major athlete should shut that skank down as soon as she mentions them.  She is attention seeking and looking to embarrass them.

Not sure how hitting that would be embarrassing. 

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Re: Baker Mayfield
« Reply #46 on: September 29, 2017, 11:41:02 AM »
Not sure how hitting that would be embarrassing.

hitting it ain't.  getting played and hung out to dry on social media like she did chad kelly is embarrassing though.

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Re: Baker Mayfield
« Reply #47 on: September 29, 2017, 11:57:49 AM »
College campuses are crawling with regular girls who are hotter than Mia Khalifa. If you're the star QB you have your pick of the litter so why go with some porn star who is likely to expose you on social media?


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Re: Baker Mayfield
« Reply #48 on: September 29, 2017, 12:10:06 PM »
College campuses are crawling with regular girls who are hotter than Mia Khalifa. If you're the star QB you have your pick of the litter so why go with some porn star who is likely to expose you on social media?

Agreed, even without the social media aspect. Mia is not a 10 by any means but there are plenty of 10's on campuses.


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Re: Baker Mayfield
« Reply #49 on: September 29, 2017, 01:14:59 PM »
College campuses are crawling with regular girls who are hotter than Mia Khalifa. If you're the star QB you have your pick of the litter so why go with some porn star who is likely to expose you on social media?

Star QB at Oklahoma and destined millionaire.  Norman ain't this dude's fishbowl.