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Fucksticks: LSU -17
« on: November 07, 2017, 09:26:49 PM »
Playing the under and maybe the hogs

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Vandy -2 and a half Kentucky
South Carolina -7 over fla
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Former fat fucking OC -3 auburn

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Re: Fucksticks: LSU -17
« Reply #1 on: November 07, 2017, 11:03:28 PM »
12th ranked Sparty is a 15 1/2 underdog at #13 Ohio State ?

How many SEC games have we been double digit dogs this year? Have we covered once?

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Re: Fucksticks: LSU -17
« Reply #2 on: November 08, 2017, 07:47:16 AM »
12th ranked Sparty is a 15 1/2 underdog at #13 Ohio State ?


MSU (despite the big win over the pedophiles) has been underperforming and I guess the sharps think that  Urban is out to try and redeem his team from their two losses. 

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Re: Fucksticks: LSU -17
« Reply #3 on: November 08, 2017, 08:13:34 AM »
12th ranked Sparty is a 15 1/2 underdog at #13 Ohio State ?

How many SEC games have we been double digit dogs this year? Have we covered once?

dating back to last year's mizzou game we are 1-10 against the spread.  the 1 is debatable depending on when you took the points.  it was bama +35, we lost by 32.  line opened at +31.5.

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Re: Fucksticks: LSU -17
« Reply #4 on: November 08, 2017, 09:29:01 AM »
Bama -14 fucktards
Former fat fucking OC -3 auburn

I had to go look at the schedule to see which fucktards you were talking about.  Took me a second but realized who "Former fat fucking OC" was.  :D


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Re: Fucksticks: LSU -17
« Reply #5 on: November 08, 2017, 09:36:00 AM »
MSU (despite the big win over the pedophiles) has been underperforming and I guess the sharps think that  Urban is out to try and redeem his team from their two losses.

Reminds me of Arkansas/Auburn last year.  Hogs were ranked higher, yet double-digit dogs.  We all know how that turned out. 

When a line looks like it doesn't make sense, bet the fuck out of it in the direction that doesn't make sense.  Ohio State covers that 15.5 easily. 


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Re: Fucksticks: LSU -17
« Reply #6 on: November 08, 2017, 10:12:36 AM »
Reminds me of Arkansas/Auburn last year.  Hogs were ranked higher, yet double-digit dogs.  We all know how that turned out. 

When a line looks like it doesn't make sense, bet the fuck out of it in the direction that doesn't make sense.  Ohio State covers that 15.5 easily.

I agree that line looks too good to be true but I feel like this is a stay away game. Michigan State is not the type of team to get blown out, and we have already seen Ohio State get blown out twice this year. I don’t even know if they’re capable of beating Michigan State that badly. I wouldn’t touch this game.

As for our game, I noticed on Sunday it opened around LSU -19.5 and was quickly bet down to 17 over the last couple of days. I get why sharp money came in on LSU (coming off Bama game, 11 am start, probably taking us lightly) but as someone who has sat through every Arkansas game this season I’m putting money down on LSU this week. If I get burned I get burned but I’m planning on fading Arkanaas the rest of the season. We are done.


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Re: Fucksticks: LSU -17
« Reply #7 on: November 08, 2017, 10:16:42 AM »
I personally think I've lost 9 straight AR games.  I never bet us to lose against the spread.

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Re: Fucksticks: LSU -17
« Reply #8 on: November 08, 2017, 10:46:39 AM »
I rarely bet the Hogs, but last year I took us against MooState and won.  I actually thought their D was worse than ours and luckily it was.  Doubt we get the same line this year.

As for this weekend, I can see us covering. hopefully... unless the fuck it factor is too strong


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Re: Fucksticks: LSU -17
« Reply #9 on: November 08, 2017, 10:55:07 AM »
dating back to last year's mizzou game we are 1-10 against the spread.  the 1 is debatable depending on when you took the points.  it was bama +35, we lost by 32.  line opened at +31.5.

Didn't we cover against Ole Miss?

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Re: Fucksticks: LSU -17
« Reply #10 on: November 08, 2017, 11:08:47 AM »
Didn't we cover against Ole Miss?

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Re: Fucksticks: LSU -17
« Reply #11 on: November 08, 2017, 02:56:56 PM »
Didn't we cover against Ole Miss?

oh yeah, I keep forgetting about that.  so we're 2-9.  I kept thinking going into that game we should have been a 3 point favorite and not a dog since Patterson was out.  maybe I dreamed it.

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Re: Fucksticks: LSU -17
« Reply #12 on: November 10, 2017, 10:59:47 AM »
Muschamp primed to beat the hell out of Florida while they are down.  -5.5 looks pretty good there.
I think Auburn wins outright, would take moneyline on that one.
Rich Rod polishing his resume in the desert at -21 vs Beavers.

Also like Ohio State, that one has moved to -17.


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Re: Fucksticks: LSU -17
« Reply #13 on: November 11, 2017, 08:53:09 AM »
Miss St +14
Texas Tech -7
Texas/Kansas under 55
Virginia +12
K State -1
Duke -4
Iowa St +7
Va Tech -3
ND -3.5

I plan on betting Mizzou TT over once it comes out.

Had the Hogs -10 last night.   :borat:


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Re: Fucksticks: LSU -17
« Reply #14 on: November 11, 2017, 09:11:11 AM »
I think Auburn wins outright
What makes you say that?  I think Georgia is the biggest lock out of the top 3 games.  Their D is going to make Stidham beat them, and I just can’t see that happening.

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Re: Fucksticks: LSU -17
« Reply #15 on: November 11, 2017, 09:25:21 AM »
Miss St +14
Texas Tech -7
Texas/Kansas under 55
Virginia +12
K State -1
Duke -4
Iowa St +7
Va Tech -3
ND -3.5

I plan on betting Mizzou TT over once it comes out.

Had the Hogs -10 last night.   :borat:

Think I'll do duke as well....on second thought no

Boston college +3 and a half
Minnesota -1 and a half
Lsu arkansss under
Iowa state +7 and half

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Re: Fucksticks: LSU -17
« Reply #16 on: November 11, 2017, 09:52:59 AM »
And now for my dumbest play of the year.



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Re: Fucksticks: LSU -17
« Reply #17 on: November 11, 2017, 09:59:54 AM »
Adding
Wyoming +3
Mich State +17.5
O State/Mich State over 54.5


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Re: Fucksticks: LSU -17
« Reply #18 on: November 11, 2017, 10:19:42 AM »
Adding
Wyoming +3
Mich State +17.5
O State/Mich State over 54.5

Michigan state either will win or get blown out keep this here

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Re: Fucksticks: LSU -17
« Reply #19 on: November 11, 2017, 10:40:42 AM »
What makes you say that?  I think Georgia is the biggest lock out of the top 3 games.  Their D is going to make Stidham beat them, and I just can’t see that happening.
Fromm will be playing vs the best D he’s ever seen and he’s on the road. Georgia not winning today with Fromm only attempting 12 passes as they have been. l think Bulldogs win but it’s far from a lock.

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Re: Fucksticks: LSU -17
« Reply #20 on: November 11, 2017, 10:41:25 AM »
Fromm will be playing vs the best D he’s ever seen and he’s on the road. Georgia not winning today with Fromm only attempting 12 passes as they have been. l think Bulldogs win but it’s far from a lock.

Yep. Money line. Auburn wins

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Re: Fucksticks: LSU -17
« Reply #21 on: November 11, 2017, 05:22:52 PM »
What makes you say that?  I think Georgia is the biggest lock out of the top 3 games.  Their D is going to make Stidham beat them, and I just can’t see that happening.

Auburn's defense was the main reason.  AU w better quarterback and playing at home.  They also have a better coach.

But probably just got lucky based on all the other picks.


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Re: Fucksticks: LSU -17
« Reply #22 on: November 11, 2017, 05:26:32 PM »
Like Miami and TCU tonight. 


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Re: Fucksticks: LSU -17
« Reply #23 on: November 11, 2017, 05:45:48 PM »
What makes you say that?  I think Georgia is the biggest lock out of the top 3 games.  Their D is going to make Stidham beat them, and I just can’t see that happening.
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Re: Fucksticks: LSU -17
« Reply #24 on: November 11, 2017, 06:05:36 PM »
5/0 with the auburn cover. Fade me.  Miss state plus 14 and a half

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