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Offline Law_Hawg

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"We're close . . ."
« on: November 20, 2017, 10:27:25 AM »

Did Bielema ever specify what he thought we were close to?

For fun, does anyone care to speculate?




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Re: "We're close . . ."
« Reply #1 on: November 20, 2017, 10:41:15 AM »
Close to leaving

<--- I'm with him

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Re: "We're close . . ."
« Reply #2 on: November 20, 2017, 10:42:54 AM »
A Golden Corral.


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Re: "We're close . . ."
« Reply #3 on: November 20, 2017, 11:00:01 AM »
...to 400 lbs.


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Re: "We're close . . ."
« Reply #4 on: November 20, 2017, 11:00:32 AM »
Close to a buyout.


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Re: "We're close . . ."
« Reply #5 on: November 20, 2017, 11:01:53 AM »
steering wheel


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Re: "We're close . . ."
« Reply #6 on: November 20, 2017, 11:02:49 AM »
gastric bypass.


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Re: "We're close . . ."
« Reply #7 on: November 20, 2017, 11:04:51 AM »
Losing my job to the person that should have had it 5 years ago

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Re: "We're close . . ."
« Reply #8 on: November 20, 2017, 11:05:02 AM »
..to going forward.


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Re: "We're close . . ."
« Reply #9 on: November 20, 2017, 11:06:34 AM »
...to another 20+ point loss.


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Re: "We're close . . ."
« Reply #10 on: November 20, 2017, 11:07:28 AM »
I read it as "We're Closed..."


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Re: "We're close . . ."
« Reply #11 on: November 20, 2017, 11:09:58 AM »
...sorry - no open for business. Have good day."  :teh_woopig:

Pleeeeasse don't report me to the moderator.

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Re: "We're close . . ."
« Reply #12 on: November 20, 2017, 11:10:19 AM »
I think we’ve had a good week of practice for 23 weeks running.


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Re: "We're close . . ."
« Reply #13 on: November 20, 2017, 11:12:48 AM »
I think we’ve had a good week of practice for 23 weeks running.

And reviewed film to see what we did wrong the previous week. Maybe they didn't realize they were watching The Waterboy.


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Re: "We're close . . ."
« Reply #14 on: November 20, 2017, 11:17:49 AM »
Ya'll quit being so hard on Bret. He clearly stated in his introductory presser 5 years ago that he wanted to give us something we've never had before....and he did. We had never been 0-8 in the SEC before nor had we ever been 1-7 in the SEC before and he is gonna give us both of those things.

That was not a good team we barely beat at home.  We seriously may not win another game this season. - BASS January 20, 2018, 07:40:43 PM

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Re: "We're close . . ."
« Reply #15 on: November 20, 2017, 11:19:53 AM »
Ya'll quit being so hard on Bret. He clearly stated in his introductory presser 5 years ago that he wanted to give us something we've never had before....and he did. We had never been 0-8 in the SEC before nor had we ever been 1-7 in the SEC before and he is gonna give us both of those things.

And that is how you bookend your tenure.  :stache:


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Re: "We're close . . ."
« Reply #16 on: November 20, 2017, 11:20:57 AM »
what is said while on the shitter.

Resonance...metal folding chairs or hard tile floors cannot be beaten when it comes to firing off a loud fart.

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Re: "We're close . . ."
« Reply #17 on: November 20, 2017, 11:21:40 AM »
to a quadruple bypass.


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Re: "We're close . . ."
« Reply #18 on: November 20, 2017, 11:23:53 AM »
Ya'll quit being so hard on Bret. He clearly stated in his introductory presser 5 years ago that he wanted to give us something we've never had before....and he did. We had never been 0-8 in the SEC before nor had we ever been 1-7 in the SEC before and he is gonna give us both of those things.

Damn

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Re: "We're close . . ."
« Reply #19 on: November 20, 2017, 11:29:45 AM »
... to the catfish hole.

Ya'll quit being so hard on Bret. He clearly stated in his introductory presser 5 years ago that he wanted to give us something we've never had before....and he did. We had never been 0-8 in the SEC before nor had we ever been 1-7 in the SEC before and he is gonna give us both of those things.

ouch


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Re: "We're close . . ."
« Reply #20 on: November 20, 2017, 11:37:47 AM »
Ya'll quit being so hard on Bret. He clearly stated in his introductory presser 5 years ago that he wanted to give us something we've never had before....and he did. We had never been 0-8 in the SEC before nor had we ever been 1-7 in the SEC before and he is gonna give us both of those things.

And our one we were down 24. Thank God for Ole Miss.

We've sucked several times since '92.  How is Bert responsible for our worst two records in the SEC ever?  Wow. That takes a lot of effort there.

That means if we lose, Bert is responsible for the WORST, 2nd WORST, and tied for 3rd WORST records we've ever had in the SEC.  And some people here who are already criticizing a possible next coach here, stated that Bert was a good coach. Know the source.

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Re: "We're close . . ."
« Reply #21 on: November 20, 2017, 11:43:04 AM »
...to 400 lbs.

Not as close as he is to 500.


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Re: "We're close . . ."
« Reply #22 on: November 20, 2017, 11:52:19 AM »
...to dead fucking last in the SEC, for the 2nd time in 5 years.


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Re: "We're close . . ."
« Reply #23 on: November 20, 2017, 11:58:01 AM »
to being #1 in the SEC looking from the bottom up.


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Re: "We're close . . ."
« Reply #24 on: November 20, 2017, 12:03:28 PM »
...no matter how far.