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Offline ArkGuy

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Time for the Traditional Pre-Thanksgiving Pregame Haiku
« on: November 22, 2017, 12:08:59 PM »
Too much smoked turkey;
Twenty thousand snoozing fans;
Surely Bret's last game.

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Re: Time for the Traditional Pre-Thanksgiving Pregame Haiku
« Reply #1 on: November 22, 2017, 12:25:25 PM »
dear sweet little eight
pound 6 ounce baby jesus
let's hire mike norvell

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Re: Time for the Traditional Pre-Thanksgiving Pregame Haiku
« Reply #2 on: November 22, 2017, 12:28:51 PM »
Mizzou looked easy
They rebounded; we didn't
Win, avoid low tier

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Re: Time for the Traditional Pre-Thanksgiving Pregame Haiku
« Reply #3 on: November 22, 2017, 12:45:35 PM »
Must guard your turkey
Dressing, rolls, and dessert too
Bret is still in town


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Re: Time for the Traditional Pre-Thanksgiving Pregame Haiku
« Reply #4 on: November 22, 2017, 01:07:05 PM »
Bumpass's dogs can have the turkey.

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Re: Time for the Traditional Pre-Thanksgiving Pregame Haiku
« Reply #5 on: November 22, 2017, 01:10:13 PM »
Still uncertainty
Which direction will we go
The cold winds abound

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Re: Time for the Traditional Pre-Thanksgiving Pregame Haiku
« Reply #6 on: November 22, 2017, 01:35:43 PM »
No uncertainty
We will stink to high heaven
Bert gone after game

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Re: Time for the Traditional Pre-Thanksgiving Pregame Haiku
« Reply #7 on: November 22, 2017, 01:59:07 PM »
fire the fat fuck now
fuckity fuck fuck we suck
fire the fat fuck now

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Re: Time for the Traditional Pre-Thanksgiving Pregame Haiku
« Reply #8 on: November 22, 2017, 02:46:20 PM »
One game left to go
Mizzou to shoot the limp horse
Warm hope in winter

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Re: Time for the Traditional Pre-Thanksgiving Pregame Haiku
« Reply #9 on: November 22, 2017, 03:55:46 PM »
I can’t remember
The last time that this ole Boah
Gave less of a fuck.

Just ask the Axis

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Re: Time for the Traditional Pre-Thanksgiving Pregame Haiku
« Reply #10 on: November 22, 2017, 05:03:14 PM »
Five years, seem like ten
New highs in lows each season
Go west, throw a "K"

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Re: Time for the Traditional Pre-Thanksgiving Pregame Haiku
« Reply #11 on: November 22, 2017, 05:27:02 PM »
Karma is indeed
The nastiest bitch ever
Throw the A elsewhere

Our founding fathers would have been shooting by now.

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Re: Time for the Traditional Pre-Thanksgiving Pregame Haiku
« Reply #12 on: November 22, 2017, 08:57:04 PM »
Good meth rolling in
From the hills of Missouri
My last Bert Haiku


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Re: Time for the Traditional Pre-Thanksgiving Pregame Haiku
« Reply #13 on: November 22, 2017, 10:56:37 PM »
Dorial Green Who?
Bending like Beckham is out,
Like Long, and soon Bert

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Re: Time for the Traditional Pre-Thanksgiving Pregame Haiku
« Reply #14 on: November 22, 2017, 11:16:04 PM »
Fat guy in little coat
At least Farley was funny
Bret will croak same way


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Re: Time for the Traditional Pre-Thanksgiving Pregame Haiku
« Reply #15 on: November 23, 2017, 02:20:02 AM »
A big ole loss ends

This sad tale of failure

Bet Bret shits on floor


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Re: Time for the Traditional Pre-Thanksgiving Pregame Haiku
« Reply #16 on: November 23, 2017, 06:03:34 AM »
Long Gone Burt May Be

Malzahn Norvell Who Knows

BOT needs to

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Re: Time for the Traditional Pre-Thanksgiving Pregame Haiku
« Reply #17 on: November 23, 2017, 07:53:20 PM »
Very Big Girls Do Cry
Good Bye You Fat Ass Slob Bert
Very Big Girls Have Tits


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Re: Time for the Traditional Pre-Thanksgiving Pregame Haiku
« Reply #18 on: November 24, 2017, 09:14:33 AM »
Yankee ass go home
Carpetbaggers too
Bring on Mike Norvell soon

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Re: Time for the Traditional Pre-Thanksgiving Pregame Haiku
« Reply #19 on: November 24, 2017, 09:18:19 AM »
Applying to both
Revenge, a dish best served cold
Which Team will serve it

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Re: Time for the Traditional Pre-Thanksgiving Pregame Haiku
« Reply #20 on: November 24, 2017, 12:44:08 PM »
Boycotting haikus
Until Fat Man follows Long.
Oh wait. Screen door time.