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The Official Say Something Nice About Chad Morris thread.
« on: December 05, 2017, 06:37:30 PM »
Welcome to Arkansas coach.  I'll start.

As far as we know, Morris has never been a member of ISIS. 

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Re: The Official Say Something Nice About Chad Morris thread.
« Reply #1 on: December 05, 2017, 06:40:31 PM »
be like me, lie to yourself, and make up reasons this may be a good hire. hes buddies with venables, maybe hes bringing him in

you folks talking about quitting the hogs are full of shit, you cant quit the hogs. ive tried for years

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Re: The Official Say Something Nice About Chad Morris thread.
« Reply #2 on: December 05, 2017, 06:42:37 PM »
He will sit in his rocking chair and tell you the sweetest stories at bed time.
I am not claiming I am right, I am saying I don't get it.

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Re: The Official Say Something Nice About Chad Morris thread.
« Reply #3 on: December 05, 2017, 06:43:02 PM »
you folks talking about quitting the hogs are full of shit, you cant quit the hogs. ive tried for years

This is the most truthful thing anyone has posted in weeks.

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Re: The Official Say Something Nice About Chad Morris thread.
« Reply #4 on: December 05, 2017, 06:44:55 PM »


At least he hasn't been banned from the Winter Olympics . . . yet.

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Re: The Official Say Something Nice About Chad Morris thread.
« Reply #5 on: December 05, 2017, 06:46:23 PM »

At least he hasn't been banned from the Winter Olympics . . . yet.

Has our AD?
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Re: The Official Say Something Nice About Chad Morris thread.
« Reply #6 on: December 05, 2017, 06:46:48 PM »
Middle name starts with a U.

Okay I made that up.

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Re: The Official Say Something Nice About Chad Morris thread.
« Reply #7 on: December 05, 2017, 06:48:01 PM »
Apparently he's well liked in Texas.

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Re: The Official Say Something Nice About Chad Morris thread.
« Reply #8 on: December 05, 2017, 06:49:48 PM »
Chad Morris pours the cereal in the bowl then the milk.

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Re: The Official Say Something Nice About Chad Morris thread.
« Reply #9 on: December 05, 2017, 06:51:10 PM »
He hasn't lost an SEC game......yet
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Re: The Official Say Something Nice About Chad Morris thread.
« Reply #10 on: December 05, 2017, 06:54:20 PM »
He has not shot off his mouth yet about having a better record than Saban in a previous conference .

He has not pissed off Texas high school coaches or bitched about the HUNH being bad for player safety.

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Re: The Official Say Something Nice About Chad Morris thread.
« Reply #11 on: December 05, 2017, 06:56:22 PM »
He has not shot off his mouth yet about having a better record than Saban in a previous conference .

He has not pissed off Texas high school coaches or bitched about the HUNH being bad for player safety.

This will a big change. He will be much more civil than the loud mouth Bret.

it'll make it easier to swallow if he fails to win anything and we slip into the sweet sweet coma of boredom and complacency.
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Re: The Official Say Something Nice About Chad Morris thread.
« Reply #12 on: December 05, 2017, 06:56:51 PM »
Helped me cure a decades old addiction.

(hire Venables and I'm right back in, he was my 2nd choice for head coach)
A fucking for the AGES. Gutless motherfuckers every one of them, from the replay man to the entire officials crew.  May the faggot, cowardly bastards rot in hell.  Gutless fucking pussies.

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Re: The Official Say Something Nice About Chad Morris thread.
« Reply #13 on: December 05, 2017, 06:57:22 PM »
He's got Saban pissing himself......






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Re: The Official Say Something Nice About Chad Morris thread.
« Reply #14 on: December 05, 2017, 06:58:23 PM »
He doesn't use a goddamn fullback



very often.

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Re: The Official Say Something Nice About Chad Morris thread.
« Reply #15 on: December 05, 2017, 07:01:38 PM »
The Hali chick that interviewed him in the YouTube videos is hot

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Re: The Official Say Something Nice About Chad Morris thread.
« Reply #16 on: December 05, 2017, 07:07:05 PM »
Helped me cure a decades old addiction.

(hire Venables and I'm right back in, he was my 2nd choice for head coach)

Shouldn't you be over at rolltide.com or licksabansballs.net or whatever it is?


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Re: The Official Say Something Nice About Chad Morris thread.
« Reply #17 on: December 05, 2017, 07:10:01 PM »
He knows Brent Venebles.

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Re: The Official Say Something Nice About Chad Morris thread.
« Reply #18 on: December 05, 2017, 07:13:23 PM »
Something Nice...

1. He's a good Christian man
2. The man knows Texas
3. Spread
4. Well respected by his peers
5. He's hungry to show that he's not a 14-22 coach or whatever...but mainly he just wants to win at life
6. Out of two videos I only heard him say "we're close" once maybe twice.


The Hali chick that interviewed him in the YouTube videos is hot

I noticed that very early on. Can she come be his water girl or something?



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Re: The Official Say Something Nice About Chad Morris thread.
« Reply #19 on: December 05, 2017, 07:14:55 PM »
He is willing to take on Dumpster fire programs and try to turn them into winners again.  Lets face it we are a dumpster fire atm, and if he can turn around SMU he surely can't fuck us up anymore than we currently are. Can only go up from the cellar boys!!

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Re: The Official Say Something Nice About Chad Morris thread.
« Reply #20 on: December 05, 2017, 07:15:53 PM »
Something Nice...

1. He's a good Christian man
2. The man knows Texas
3. Spread
4. Well respected by his peers
5. He's hungry to show that he's not a 14-22 coach or whatever...but mainly he just wants to win at life
6. Out of two videos I only heard him say "we're close" once maybe twice.


I noticed that very early on. Can she come be his water girl or something?

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Re: The Official Say Something Nice About Chad Morris thread.
« Reply #21 on: December 05, 2017, 07:16:42 PM »
no rape.
I'm just a dark guy from a den of iniquity.

Don't go away mad.  Just go away.

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Re: The Official Say Something Nice About Chad Morris thread.
« Reply #22 on: December 05, 2017, 07:17:42 PM »
He’s the oldest damn Chad ever than isn’t a country.
When did you stop beating your gay lover?

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Re: The Official Say Something Nice About Chad Morris thread.
« Reply #23 on: December 05, 2017, 07:18:25 PM »
He'd be in the top 3% of Razorback Nation in terms of body fat percentage.
This next post was made by a real dumbass.

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Re: The Official Say Something Nice About Chad Morris thread.
« Reply #24 on: December 05, 2017, 07:24:06 PM »
Dabo loves him.  Venables loves him. I guarandamntee Saban wouldn't give that endorsement to Kiffin.  And most importantly Texas HS coaches love him.

And seems the national media loves him. 

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