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Offline Buffinator

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Re: The excommunication of asshat
« Reply #25 on: December 06, 2017, 12:54:09 PM »
He turned me into a newt!!

Throw him into a pond.  If he floats, he's an obvious Bama fan.


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Re: The excommunication of asshat
« Reply #26 on: December 06, 2017, 12:54:55 PM »
Send him to the Pit of Misery, then.


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Re: The excommunication of asshat
« Reply #27 on: December 06, 2017, 12:58:12 PM »
Throw him into a pond.  If he floats, he's an obvious Bama fan.

That's a fair cop.


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Re: The excommunication of asshat
« Reply #28 on: December 06, 2017, 01:33:22 PM »
Throw him into a pond.  If he floats, he's an obvious Bama fan.

Ah, but what also floats in water?


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Re: The excommunication of asshat
« Reply #29 on: December 06, 2017, 01:35:07 PM »
Ah, but what also floats in water?

Bread!


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Re: The excommunication of asshat
« Reply #30 on: December 06, 2017, 01:42:05 PM »

Asshat voluntarily gave up his Razorback football fandom.  He is no longer amongst the faithful. 


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Re: The excommunication of asshat
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Offline HogofWar

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Re: The excommunication of asshat
« Reply #32 on: December 06, 2017, 01:43:30 PM »
Ah, but what also floats in water?

Not Duckman's wife's tits.


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Re: The excommunication of asshat
« Reply #33 on: December 06, 2017, 01:46:37 PM »
Duckman?
I had no idea Duckman's wife was an Alabama fan because she's sure not sinking with those built in life-preservers .   


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Re: The excommunication of asshat
« Reply #34 on: December 06, 2017, 02:46:02 PM »
Ah, but what also floats in water?

The last six years of Razorback football.

This next post was made by a real dumbass.

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Re: The excommunication of asshat
« Reply #35 on: December 06, 2017, 02:51:41 PM »
kinda like when you gave up on being a boy and transitioned to a girl?


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Re: The excommunication of asshat
« Reply #36 on: December 06, 2017, 04:34:25 PM »
Ah, but what also floats in water?

dog shit.

Resonance...metal folding chairs or hard tile floors cannot be beaten when it comes to firing off a loud fart.

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Re: The excommunication of asshat
« Reply #37 on: December 06, 2017, 04:46:54 PM »
The last six years of Razorback football.

dog shit.

Duplicate answer, CP.  Please resubmit. 


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Re: The excommunication of asshat
« Reply #38 on: December 06, 2017, 04:51:17 PM »
He turned me into a newt!!

I thought you was a horny toad

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Re: The excommunication of asshat
« Reply #39 on: December 06, 2017, 04:54:55 PM »
Floaters

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Re: The excommunication of asshat
« Reply #40 on: December 06, 2017, 05:51:42 PM »
dog shit.

Who are you so wise in the ways of science?


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Re: The excommunication of asshat
« Reply #41 on: December 07, 2017, 08:12:10 AM »
I count it as a blessing that he doesn't like me.  That was an early sign.

Giving up on the Hogs is bad. But doing it to become an AL fan is the worst

« Last Edit: December 07, 2017, 08:18:58 AM by Tanny Bogus »

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Re: The excommunication of asshat
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Re: The excommunication of asshat
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Re: The excommunication of asshat
« Reply #44 on: December 07, 2017, 08:38:58 PM »
Floaters

Why is Al Roker making swimming posters?

Not Duckman's wife's tits.

Did you not see the pictures, sir😇?  They were the ONLY thing not under water....

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Re: The excommunication of asshat
« Reply #45 on: December 07, 2017, 08:45:33 PM »
Did you not see the pictures, sir😇?  They were the ONLY thing not under water....

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Re: The excommunication of asshat
« Reply #46 on: December 07, 2017, 08:50:14 PM »
Best explanation for this thread.

He announced he was no longer a Hog football fan, and pledged his football support to the Tide.

He said he was still a Hog basketball fan and Hog baseball fan.

I think he posted this more than once.

That's the best i got.

Yeah. I chased him around for a few posts in a couple of threads but got tired of it.

He should be gone though. 

Seedwaste. 


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Re: The excommunication of asshat
« Reply #47 on: December 10, 2017, 10:06:59 AM »

They never do
in fact, that's our chief weapon: surprise and fear (and a ruthless devotion to the pope)

I don't even calendar

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Re: The excommunication of asshat
« Reply #48 on: January 06, 2018, 05:10:23 PM »
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Re: The excommunication of asshat
« Reply #49 on: January 06, 2018, 05:36:50 PM »

Resonance...metal folding chairs or hard tile floors cannot be beaten when it comes to firing off a loud fart.