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Re: 2017-18 Bowl Thread
« Reply #150 on: December 29, 2017, 04:56:29 PM »
That ejection of Snell was bizarre. Ref reaches out to the kid and then ejects him for touching an official. WTF?

Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fellow says, in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace - and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock.

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Re: 2017-18 Bowl Thread
« Reply #151 on: December 29, 2017, 05:08:04 PM »
Refs are hosing Kentucky


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Re: 2017-18 Bowl Thread
« Reply #152 on: December 29, 2017, 05:09:24 PM »

The room looked like the site of some horrible zoological experiment involving whiskey and gorillas....

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Re: 2017-18 Bowl Thread
« Reply #153 on: December 29, 2017, 05:09:41 PM »
Fuck Kuntucky,


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Re: 2017-18 Bowl Thread
« Reply #154 on: December 29, 2017, 05:10:28 PM »
Yes they are. And the game is getting very chippy. What conference are these refs from?

Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fellow says, in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace - and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock.

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Re: 2017-18 Bowl Thread
« Reply #155 on: December 29, 2017, 05:13:49 PM »
Courtney Love looks way different than I remember. 

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Re: 2017-18 Bowl Thread
« Reply #156 on: December 29, 2017, 05:15:32 PM »
That long, lanky, lead official looks like he has been wearing goggles while sunbathing.

The room looked like the site of some horrible zoological experiment involving whiskey and gorillas....

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Re: 2017-18 Bowl Thread
« Reply #157 on: December 29, 2017, 05:18:38 PM »
These refs are fucking clown shoes

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Re: 2017-18 Bowl Thread
« Reply #158 on: December 29, 2017, 05:18:55 PM »
Targeting? Are you shitting me?

Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fellow says, in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace - and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock.

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Re: 2017-18 Bowl Thread
« Reply #159 on: December 29, 2017, 05:21:29 PM »
I hope these fuckers never call one of our games.

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A fucking for the AGES. Gutless motherfuckers every one of them, from the replay man to the entire officials crew.  May the faggot, cowardly bastards rot in hell.  Gutless fucking pussies.

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Re: 2017-18 Bowl Thread
« Reply #161 on: December 29, 2017, 05:34:11 PM »
99 out of 100 times that doesn't get called.

Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fellow says, in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace - and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock.

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Re: 2017-18 Bowl Thread
« Reply #162 on: December 29, 2017, 05:37:47 PM »
That long, lanky, lead official looks like he has been wearing goggles while sunbathing.

He looks like a reverse racoon.

Just saw the replay for the ref touching ejection.  Crazy stuff.

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Re: 2017-18 Bowl Thread
« Reply #163 on: December 29, 2017, 06:11:22 PM »
Give me some fuckin knee, thigh, and hip pads...and a tailbone butt pad lets not cull that one.


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Re: 2017-18 Bowl Thread
« Reply #164 on: December 29, 2017, 07:27:29 PM »
I’m hoping this was sarcasm.

Nope. Don’t think there was any sarcasm intended there. We will need AT LEAST 30 points a game in the SEC next year to even give ourselves a CHANCE at a W.


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Re: 2017-18 Bowl Thread
« Reply #165 on: December 29, 2017, 07:43:45 PM »
Nope. Don’t think there was any sarcasm intended there. We will need AT LEAST 30 points a game in the SEC next year to even give ourselves a CHANCE at a W.

That's not that big of a stretch for any SEC team. It's not like everyone is holding opponents to 7 points a game.


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Re: 2017-18 Bowl Thread
« Reply #166 on: December 29, 2017, 07:53:27 PM »
That's not that big of a stretch for any SEC team. It's not like everyone is holding opponents to 7 points a game.


RANK   TEAM   G   TDS   OPP XP   2PT   OPP DXP   OPP FGM   OPP SAF   PTS   AVG










1   Alabama           12   16   13   0   0   9   1   138   11.5
2   Clemson           13   19   19   0   0   11   0   166   12.8
3   Wisconsin   13   18   18   0   0   15   0   171   13.2
4   Georgia           13   19   19   0   0   13   0   172   13.2
5   Washington   12   19   18   0   0   14   0   174   14.5
6   Virginia Tech   13   24   24   0   0   8   0   192   14.8
7   Penn St.          12   23   16   1   0   10   0   186   15.5
8   UTSA          11   24   22   0   0   7   0   187   17.0
9   Auburn           13   27   25   1   0   12   0   225   17.3
10   Wyoming   13   27   27   0   0   13   0   228   17.5
11   Fresno St.   14   30   27   1   0   14   0   251   17.9
12   Michigan   12   27   27   0   0   10   0   219   18.3
13   Troy                  13   30   23   1   0   11   1   240   18.5
14   LSU                  12   25   23   1   0   16   1   225   18.8

81   Texas A&M   12   44   41   3   0   11   0   344   28.7

A fucking for the AGES. Gutless motherfuckers every one of them, from the replay man to the entire officials crew.  May the faggot, cowardly bastards rot in hell.  Gutless fucking pussies.

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Re: 2017-18 Bowl Thread
« Reply #167 on: December 29, 2017, 08:29:09 PM »
Suckeyes up 17-0 over the Condoms early in the 2nd.  Golden Boy Darnold just threw a pick-6.


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Re: 2017-18 Bowl Thread
« Reply #168 on: December 29, 2017, 08:33:10 PM »
Suckeyes up 17-0 over the Condoms early in the 2nd.  Golden Boy Darnold just threw a pick-6.

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Re: 2017-18 Bowl Thread
« Reply #169 on: December 29, 2017, 08:39:50 PM »
Nope. Don’t think there was any sarcasm intended there. We will need AT LEAST 30 points a game in the SEC next year to even give ourselves a CHANCE at a W.

Holy shit. Woopig has let me down. Someone says we will have to outscore our opponents to win games and no one else says anything? And he was serious?? Weak sauce.

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Re: 2017-18 Bowl Thread
« Reply #170 on: December 29, 2017, 08:57:12 PM »
USC is looking pretty strong.... :haironfire: :haironfire: :haironfire:


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Re: 2017-18 Bowl Thread
« Reply #171 on: December 29, 2017, 09:05:58 PM »
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Re: 2017-18 Bowl Thread
« Reply #172 on: December 29, 2017, 10:00:36 PM »
How in the sweet blue hell does that fraud urb get kids to come play wide receiver or quarterback in that offense? They have thrown the ball like 9 times, all their fucking wrs do is run a fly, block, or take a handoff out of motion


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Re: 2017-18 Bowl Thread
« Reply #173 on: December 29, 2017, 11:01:57 PM »

So prevalent that a new NCAA rule takes effect for the 2018 season that requires players to have knee pads such that the pants and the knee pads completely cover the knees.
It's called the "Quit being dumbasses and wear knee pads rule". 


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Re: 2017-18 Bowl Thread
« Reply #174 on: December 30, 2017, 12:54:46 AM »
How in the sweet blue hell does that fraud urb get kids to come play wide receiver or quarterback in that offense? They have thrown the ball like 9 times, all their fucking wrs do is run a fly, block, or take a handoff out of motion

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