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Offline Rick B.

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Re: Gerry Bohannon's Hats (now including the fabric of space-time)
« Reply #250 on: December 22, 2017, 04:00:44 PM »
I've come from the future to tell y'all that Gerry (pronounced Gary) Bohanon is going to sign with Baylor. Am I too late??


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Re: Gerry Bohannon's Hats (now including the fabric of space-time)
« Reply #251 on: December 22, 2017, 04:09:13 PM »
I've come from the future to tell y'all that Gerry (pronounced Gary) Bohanon is going to sign with Baylor. Am I too late??

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Re: Gerry Bohannon's Hats (now including the fabric of space-time)
« Reply #252 on: December 22, 2017, 05:48:55 PM »
If you’re going to bring Morris into the space time continuum discussion, at least go big.

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Re: Gerry Bohannon's Hats (now including the fabric of space-time)
« Reply #253 on: December 23, 2017, 12:37:10 AM »

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Damn baby! How’d ya get all that into them jeans?

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Re: Gerry Bohannon's Hats (now including the fabric of space-time)
« Reply #254 on: December 23, 2017, 06:25:12 AM »
We will call it “The Alan Parsons Project”.


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Re: Gerry Bohannon's Hats (now including the fabric of space-time)
« Reply #255 on: December 23, 2017, 08:06:16 AM »
We will call it “The Alan Parsons Project”.



Why dont you just call it operation wang chung, ass?

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Re: Gerry Bohannon's Hats (now including the fabric of space-time)
« Reply #256 on: December 23, 2017, 08:21:36 AM »

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Re: Gerry Bohannon's Hats (now including the fabric of space-time)
« Reply #257 on: December 23, 2017, 08:53:18 AM »
The answer...

The room looked like the site of some horrible zoological experiment involving whiskey and gorillas....

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Re: Gerry Bohannon's Hats (now including the fabric of space-time)
« Reply #258 on: December 23, 2017, 09:15:59 AM »
It's sad that I am old enough to remember this show.


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Re: Gerry Bohannon's Hats (now including the fabric of space-time)
« Reply #259 on: December 23, 2017, 01:21:00 PM »
It's sad that I am old enough to remember this show.



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Re: Gerry Bohannon's Hats (now including the fabric of space-time)
« Reply #260 on: December 23, 2017, 05:50:29 PM »

The first thing we're gonna do is we're gonna acknowledge that this guy is awesome.  I mean he shoots Theo Tonin;  fakes his own death in a spectacular fashion;  pushes a guy out of an airplane while he's flyin' it;  parachutes into Harlan County with enough coke and cash to jumpstart the economy of a small country;  then he has the balls to get a job in law enforcement - not once but two times;  he spends a couple days ridin' around with you - while you're lookin' for him;  and now he's run off with a hooker that's half his age.  That's some badass shit.

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Re: Gerry Bohannon's Hats (now gone to complete hell)
« Reply #261 on: December 24, 2017, 05:32:36 PM »
Still the same principle - applying our understanding of ‘time’ to explain ripples and relationships  in spacetime, because our human brains can’t understand the idea of our universe as it is. “Time” is a measurement of cloud probabilities dependent on mass and velocity.  I like the multiple universes approach, but I’m personally more open to a holographic simulation explanation.
Or, we could think of an ultimate creator. Which is no less an article of faith as your theory.

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Re: Gerry Bohannon's Hats (now including the fabric of space-time)
« Reply #262 on: December 25, 2017, 10:37:54 AM »
I would be remiss if I did not post something that was more sobering...something that reminds us of our own mortality....
it's better than me telling you that we are all trudging towards death at different speeds.
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Re: Gerry Bohannon's Hats (now including the fabric of space-time)
« Reply #263 on: December 25, 2017, 10:46:19 AM »
For us old fuckers..

The room looked like the site of some horrible zoological experiment involving whiskey and gorillas....

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Re: Gerry Bohannon's Hats (now with more bickering and Ancient Rome)
« Reply #264 on: December 27, 2017, 12:09:57 PM »
"Jonah Falcon, who has a 13.5inch member, said the fact that Roberto Esquivel Cabrera had used weights to stretch his penis to 19inches meant his claim was absurd."

Oww.

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Re: Gerry Bohannon's Hats (now including the fabric of space-time)
« Reply #265 on: December 27, 2017, 12:16:15 PM »
Foreskin is wasted dick.  :haironfire:

The room looked like the site of some horrible zoological experiment involving whiskey and gorillas....

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Re: Gerry Bohannon's Hats (now including the fabric of space-time)
« Reply #266 on: December 27, 2017, 12:32:05 PM »
2038 in Dimension Zelcoeir IV called, they want their Jokes back.


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Re: Gerry Bohannon's Hats (now including the fabric of space-time)
« Reply #267 on: December 27, 2017, 12:52:07 PM »
This thread.


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Re: Gerry Bohannon's Hats (now including the fabric of space-time)
« Reply #268 on: December 27, 2017, 06:44:46 PM »
This thread.



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Re: Gerry Bohannon's Hats (now including the fabric of space-time)
« Reply #270 on: December 28, 2017, 07:52:35 PM »
Stopped for gas yesterday in Earle. What a shithole town.


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Re: Gerry Bohannon's Hats (now including the fabric of space-time)
« Reply #271 on: December 28, 2017, 07:58:13 PM »
Stopped for gas yesterday in Earle. What a shithole town.

It is the rip in the space-time continuum that Doc Brown referenced.

(Actually it would be beneficial for all involved if it were swallowed up into said rift).


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Re: Gerry Bohannon's Hats (now including the fabric of space-time)
« Reply #272 on: December 28, 2017, 08:52:33 PM »
Stopped for gas yesterday in Earle. What a shithole town.
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Re: Gerry Bohannon's Hats (now including the fabric of space-time)
« Reply #273 on: December 28, 2017, 09:08:15 PM »
It is the rip in the space-time continuum that Doc Brown referenced.
(Actually it would be beneficial for all involved if it were swallowed up into said rift).
Stopped for gas yesterday in Earle. What a shithole town.
If that town was named after me, I'd change my name.