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Offline BASS

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Merry Christmas Woopig
« on: December 22, 2017, 08:45:58 AM »
Merry Christmas to all you long suffering hog fans and a few of you fans of other programs.  I hope you have a wonderful holiday season full of family, friends, and good times.  Get the fuck off your computers and phones and turn the tv's off as much as possible for the next 4 days, spending quality time with those important to you and those you are important to instead.  Don't be a dumbass and drink and drive; be smart enough to get an Uber.  Life is precious, carpe diem and all that shit.

Now fuck off and slam your cocks in screen doors. 

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Re: Merry Christmas Woopig
« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2017, 08:50:15 AM »
I find tinsel distracting...

I am not claiming I am right, I am saying I don't get it.

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Re: Merry Christmas Woopig
« Reply #2 on: December 22, 2017, 08:50:28 AM »
Merry Christmas! My Festivus pole is displayed and we are ready to air grievances! I will be grilling 3 whole beef tenderloins and asparagus, and cooking an 8 pound prime rib roast. Hope everyone has a very merry Christmas and a hap, hap, happy fucking New Year! Now, pass the Tylenol......

The room looked like the site of some horrible zoological experiment involving whiskey and gorillas....

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Re: Merry Christmas Woopig
« Reply #3 on: December 22, 2017, 08:50:48 AM »
Feliz Navidad!   :helmet:


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Re: Merry Christmas Woopig
« Reply #4 on: December 22, 2017, 09:21:28 AM »
 :borat:

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Re: Merry Christmas Woopig
« Reply #5 on: December 22, 2017, 10:11:02 AM »
happy holidays, merry christmas, happy new year.

now get bent.   :tiw:

Haters gonna hate

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Re: Merry Christmas Woopig
« Reply #6 on: December 22, 2017, 10:21:41 AM »
Go fuck yourselves


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Re: Merry Christmas Woopig
« Reply #7 on: December 22, 2017, 10:34:57 AM »


I'm grilling Porterhouse from Richards Mkt


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Re: Merry Christmas Woopig
« Reply #8 on: December 22, 2017, 10:38:32 AM »


I'm grilling Porterhouse from Richards Mkt

Those look good.


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Re: Merry Christmas Woopig
« Reply #9 on: December 22, 2017, 11:00:10 AM »
What I am cooking...

The room looked like the site of some horrible zoological experiment involving whiskey and gorillas....

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Re: Merry Christmas Woopig
« Reply #10 on: December 22, 2017, 11:09:55 AM »
What I am cooking...
Whale dicks?  To each their own!


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Re: Merry Christmas Woopig
« Reply #11 on: December 22, 2017, 11:13:36 AM »
Whale dicks?  To each their own!
Damn, dude, that video must have affected you pretty badly.

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Re: Merry Christmas Woopig
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Re: Merry Christmas Woopig
« Reply #13 on: December 22, 2017, 12:21:45 PM »
fuck off.

the opinions that i do not give are the opinions i ain't got.

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Re: Merry Christmas Woopig
« Reply #14 on: December 22, 2017, 03:05:36 PM »
Merry Christmas to all.


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Re: Merry Christmas Woopig
« Reply #15 on: December 22, 2017, 04:10:02 PM »
Merry Christmas to all you long suffering hog fans and a few of you fans of other programs.  I hope you have a wonderful holiday season full of family, friends, and good times.  Get the fuck off your computers and phones and turn the tv's off as much as possible for the next 4 days, spending quality time with those important to you and those you are important to instead.  Don't be a dumbass and drink and drive; be smart enough to get an Uber.  Life is precious, carpe diem and all that shit.

Now fuck off and slam your cocks in screen doors.

So friends and family are all coming over tonight to watch Christmas Vacation and drink hot toddies. I know you told my to turn my TV off but is that OK?


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Re: Merry Christmas Woopig
« Reply #16 on: December 22, 2017, 04:48:35 PM »
Merry Christmas....
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Re: Merry Christmas Woopig
« Reply #17 on: December 22, 2017, 05:35:56 PM »
So friends and family are all coming over tonight to watch Christmas Vacation and drink hot toddies. I know you told my to turn my TV off but is that OK?

you get a pass

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Re: Merry Christmas Woopig
« Reply #18 on: December 22, 2017, 06:34:56 PM »
Merry Christmas, Woopiggers.  And a Happy New Year to everyone, even to the dickheads on the P&R Board (you know who you are), as well as to all the Woopig miscreants, malefactors, and misfeasors.  And lets not to forget all the cocksmen, cuckolds, and cocksuckers, too. 

And remember, that even in this season of goodwill, i NOVAhog, still believe that I am better than you, for no other reason than that I am an Architect and you're not. 

Now, where was I...oh yeah...and "Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!"


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Re: Merry Christmas Woopig
« Reply #19 on: December 23, 2017, 08:31:37 AM »
Merry Christmas assholes.


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Re: Merry Christmas Woopig
« Reply #20 on: December 23, 2017, 09:52:05 AM »
So friends and family are all coming over tonight to watch Christmas Vacation and drink hot toddies. I know you told my to turn my TV off but is that OK?
Watching the same movie, tomorrow night.  Just my wife and I with popcorn and drinks.  Oh, and I have to keep my laptop running to enter bowl picks for my pool.


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Re: Merry Christmas Woopig
« Reply #21 on: December 23, 2017, 11:14:40 AM »
I didn't buy a single razorback gift for anyone this year. Have had a razorback tree in the past, not this year. So now I have had to do some thinking on what to get for everyone, it's been tough. Thanks Bert


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Re: Merry Christmas Woopig
« Reply #22 on: December 23, 2017, 04:40:00 PM »
'Twas the night before Christmas when all thro' Woopig
Many posters were stirring, even big_pig
Coach Morris hires assistants with care
In hopes that new assholes in opponents he'll tear
The ADG was snuggled all nestled in bed
While visions of FOIA danced in their heads

And BB in her restaurant and Colboar in his cap
Were searching in earnest for a room with a tap

When out in Bud Walton there arose such a sound
Woopiggers hoped Slobberhog had been found
They rushed to their keyboards and searched for a chance
That Mike indeed had us in the Big Dance

As 'piggers wonder what assistants we'll hire
Merry Christmas to all and die in a fire



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Re: Merry Christmas Woopig
« Reply #23 on: December 23, 2017, 05:32:41 PM »
My dad just backed the big red into my fucking rental car then blamed me for parking in the driveway. Merry Christmas


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Re: Merry Christmas Woopig
« Reply #24 on: December 23, 2017, 09:23:49 PM »
i hope you all get dog shit in your stockings. 

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