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Offline Tusk till Dawn

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Re: Merry Christmas Woopig
« Reply #25 on: December 23, 2017, 09:51:37 PM »
'Twas the night before Christmas when all thro' Woopig
Many posters were stirring, even big_pig
Coach Morris hires assistants with care
In hopes that new assholes in opponents he'll tear
The ADG was snuggled all nestled in bed
While visions of FOIA danced in their heads

And BB in her restaurant and Colboar in his cap
Were searching in earnest for a room with a tap

When out in Bud Walton there arose such a sound
Woopiggers hoped Slobberhog had been found
They rushed to their keyboards and searched for a chance
That Mike indeed had us in the Big Dance

As 'piggers wonder what assistants we'll hire
Merry Christmas to all and die in a fire

Would've liked to seen a #hammerdown worked in somewhere but brilliant efforting nonetheless.

Merry Christmas fuckers


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Re: Merry Christmas Woopig
« Reply #26 on: December 23, 2017, 11:21:36 PM »
My dad just backed the big red into my fucking rental car then blamed me for parking in the driveway. Merry Christmas

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Re: Merry Christmas Woopig
« Reply #27 on: December 23, 2017, 11:25:40 PM »
Merry Christmas you filthy animals.


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Re: Merry Christmas Woopig
« Reply #28 on: December 24, 2017, 12:44:58 AM »
i hope you all get dog shit in your stockings.

I think I've got that covered for everyone except maybe boondoggle and arkansas proud.

Took the dogs with me the other day when I was making a run of short errands. Somewhere along the way one of them shit in the back seat.  And it wasn't nice, tight normal turds.  It was more like baby vomit after eating ground peas.  Of course, during the journey they stepped in it and got spots of it pretty much all over the rear part of the car.

As I spent the remainder of the day cleaning the shit up, I got pretty grouchy.  Then I realized that an afternoon cleaning up dog shit wasn't as bad as being married. 

Happy Kwanza you fucking heathens.

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Re: Merry Christmas Woopig
« Reply #29 on: December 24, 2017, 06:25:01 AM »
I think I've got that covered for everyone except maybe boondoggle and arkansas proud.

Took the dogs with me the other day when I was making a run of short errands. Somewhere along the way one of them shit in the back seat.  And it wasn't nice, tight normal turds.  It was more like baby vomit after eating ground peas.  Of course, during the journey they stepped in it and got spots of it pretty much all over the rear part of the car.

As I spent the remainder of the day cleaning the shit up, I got pretty grouchy.  Then I realized that an afternoon cleaning up dog shit wasn't as bad as being married. 

Happy Kwanza you fucking heathens.


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Re: Merry Christmas Woopig
« Reply #30 on: December 24, 2017, 09:08:16 AM »
Merry Christmas, mah frens

Me and the Missus will get to see all 3 kids and 5 grandkids this season.  Truly blessed we are.

Listening to an Amazon Christmas list cast from my Iphone to my Apple TV, played thru my Bose speakers under our new 50 inch UHDTV. 

Merry Christmas indeedy.  Y’all take care and appreciate the little things, eh?

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Re: Merry Christmas Woopig
« Reply #31 on: December 24, 2017, 10:55:06 AM »
At the in-laws, and I’m already into their booze.


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Re: Merry Christmas Woopig
« Reply #32 on: December 24, 2017, 11:11:53 AM »
At the in-laws, and I’m already into their booze.
That is the best way!


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Re: Merry Christmas Woopig
« Reply #33 on: December 24, 2017, 12:06:55 PM »
Happy X-mas Woopiggas. I don't necessarily get Holiday depression in the classic sense, but damn near every year I get in a funk this time of year, silly season and all that. I'm always back to happy go lucky assholery come New Years.

I'm very grateful and fortunate for my family and friends. And big shout out to Gibraltar for being nice enough to let me chill at his crib while I'm on my lengthy vacation. Love ya Bro!

Bad Santa is still as awesome as ever. Krampus is not too shabby as well.

« Last Edit: December 24, 2017, 12:09:53 PM by TravelHog »
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Re: Merry Christmas Woopig
« Reply #34 on: December 24, 2017, 01:54:47 PM »
My sincerest wish for this Xmas season is new screen doors for all of you to slam your dicks in...

Merry Xmas woopiggers.

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The first thing we're gonna do is we're gonna acknowledge that this guy is awesome.  I mean he shoots Theo Tonin;  fakes his own death in a spectacular fashion;  pushes a guy out of an airplane while he's flyin' it;  parachutes into Harlan County with enough coke and cash to jumpstart the economy of a small country;  then he has the balls to get a job in law enforcement - not once but two times;  he spends a couple days ridin' around with you - while you're lookin' for him;  and now he's run off with a hooker that's half his age.  That's some badass shit.

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Re: Merry Christmas Woopig
« Reply #35 on: December 24, 2017, 03:23:57 PM »
My dad just backed the big red into my fucking rental car then blamed me for parking in the driveway. Merry Christmas
It is your fault. Heaven forbid you park somewhere that inconveniences you somewhat.  :2bird:

Merry Christmas BB and all woopiggers.

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Re: Merry Christmas Woopig
« Reply #36 on: December 24, 2017, 03:25:56 PM »
I think I've got that covered for everyone except maybe boondoggle and arkansas proud.

Took the dogs with me the other day when I was making a run of short errands. Somewhere along the way one of them shit in the back seat.  And it wasn't nice, tight normal turds.  It was more like baby vomit after eating ground peas.  Of course, during the journey they stepped in it and got spots of it pretty much all over the rear part of the car.

As I spent the remainder of the day cleaning the shit up, I got pretty grouchy.  Then I realized that an afternoon cleaning up dog shit wasn't as bad as being married. 

Happy Kwanza you fucking heathens.
I truly love woopig.  :tiw:

Here's to growing up in an Empire during the decadent years!

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Re: Merry Christmas Woopig
« Reply #37 on: December 24, 2017, 03:26:43 PM »
At the in-laws, and I’m already into their booze daughter. 
The booze is good sure but for my money there’s Nothing like a Christmas quickie at the in laws. #hammerdown 

Merry Christmas woopig. 

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Re: Merry Christmas Woopig
« Reply #38 on: December 24, 2017, 03:36:17 PM »
The booze is good sure but for my money there’s Nothing like a Christmas quickie at the in laws. #hammerdown 

Merry Christmas woopig.

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Re: Merry Christmas Woopig
« Reply #39 on: December 24, 2017, 03:37:35 PM »
It is your fault. Heaven forbid you park somewhere that inconveniences you somewhat.  :2bird:

Merry Christmas BB and all woopiggers.
thx merry Xmas to all.

 It’s officially gone redneck over here...Dad is in his Sunday suit killing snow geese on our front lawn for shits and giggles 🤦‍♀️


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Re: Merry Christmas Woopig
« Reply #40 on: December 24, 2017, 04:45:12 PM »
thx merry Xmas to all.

 It’s officially gone redneck over here...Dad is in his Sunday suit killing snow geese on our front lawn for shits and giggles 🤦‍♀️

Visiting the white trash side of my family for Christmas Eve. I feel you BB.


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Re: Merry Christmas Woopig
« Reply #41 on: December 24, 2017, 05:02:26 PM »
Merry Christmas to all you pimps, ho's, players, johns, tricks, marks, mark-ass tricks, trick-ass marks, skeezers, skanks, skig-scags, and scallywops. Oh, and...

 

An té nach leigheasann im nó uisce beatha, ní aon leigheas ar.
 
Tiocfaidh ár lá! Éireann go brách!

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Re: Merry Christmas Woopig
« Reply #42 on: December 24, 2017, 05:09:51 PM »
thx merry Xmas to all.

 It’s officially gone redneck over here...Dad is in his Sunday suit killing snow geese on our front lawn for shits and giggles 🤦‍♀️

I'm so jelly.  Getting ready to feed all the kids, etc. some traditional red beans and rice and play some reindeer games. 

Merry Christmas to all and enjoy the Bowl season

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Re: Merry Christmas Woopig
« Reply #43 on: December 24, 2017, 05:25:52 PM »
I'm so jelly.  Getting ready to feed all the kids, etc. some traditional red beans and rice and play some reindeer games. 

Merry Christmas to all and enjoy the Bowl season
youre like the fourth person today to say jelly. Is this a new hip thing to say?


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Re: Merry Christmas Woopig
« Reply #44 on: December 24, 2017, 05:40:50 PM »
youre like the fourth person today to say jelly. Is this a new hip thing to say?

I thought it was jellin. You know, jellin like procuttio and melon.


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Re: Merry Christmas Woopig
« Reply #45 on: December 24, 2017, 06:00:46 PM »
Bacon wrapped filets marinating in some Dale's, bacon wrapped corn with cayenne pepper and butter wrapped in foil ready for the smoker. A fifth of Bullet and a six pack of coke to fade day into night.

Merry Christmas woopig!

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Re: Merry Christmas Woopig
« Reply #46 on: December 24, 2017, 06:08:18 PM »
Happy X-mas Woopiggas. I don't necessarily get Holiday depression in the classic sense, but damn near every year I get in a funk this time of year, silly season and all that. I'm always back to happy go lucky assholery come New Years.

I'm very grateful and fortunate for my family and friends. And big shout out to Gibraltar for being nice enough to let me chill at his crib while I'm on my lengthy vacation. Love ya Bro!

Bad Santa is still as awesome as ever. Krampus is not too shabby as well.

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Re: Merry Christmas Woopig
« Reply #47 on: December 24, 2017, 07:33:58 PM »
Merry Christmas.


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Re: Merry Christmas Woopig
« Reply #48 on: December 24, 2017, 07:37:58 PM »
 :cheers:

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Re: Merry Christmas Woopig
« Reply #49 on: December 24, 2017, 09:45:13 PM »
Merry Christmas from Mom and I.  :dude1: