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Somebody needs to tell the announcers that you can't polish a turd. We almost lost to ourselves.
They definitely kept fucking that chicken.


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Watching this shitshow, I'm sooooo glad I didn't renew my season tickets.

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Not much to take away from this.

I'll have to say Hyatt looked like the type of kid that could be developed into a starter, but he's probably another year away. I believe Storey and Kelly are placeholder QBs. Not convinced Kelly fits what we are trying to do. Storey just doesn't have the arm but certainly looks better in this offense than in the last one. We will need a Casey Dick (under Petrino) type of season in order to have a shot at a bowl out of one of these guys...both will probably play.


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I think our D will be better but it would be really tough for them to be worse.

careful, we all said this last spring.  don't give chavis a reason to say "hold my beer"

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Bert wrecked our program worse than he did that seat cushion. I hope that asshat cries a fistful of tears over a triple scoop of tainted Blue Bell ice cream. Fat fuck

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I could only watch about 10 minutes of that. Did Kelley manage to throw a spiral?


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Bad news is, I’m not sure Morris realized what a disaster this program had become under Bert.

Good news is, I think he does now.


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Bad news is, I’m not sure Morris realized what a disaster this program had become under Bert.

Good news is, I think he does now.


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Donut's players do not fit Morris's needs, but, yeah, this.


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Not a single game breaker on the field. Connor Noland is better than any QB that was on the field.  We looked a lot worse than I expected.

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Not a single game breaker on the field. Connor Noland is better than any QB that was on the field.  We looked a lot worse than I expected.
 

It was pretty bad. Not a lot athleticism on display.

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i was busy watching the masters and forgot to tune in.  it was a good thing, you motherfuckers make it sound like we couldn't execute simple pee wee football tiddlywinks on offense.

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we didn't have any speed on the roster coming back and we didn't add any with this past class, so the lack of explosive plays really shouldn't surprise anyone. the new offense isn't going to make slow guys fast.
the transition to what morris wants to do offensively is going to take another two seasons probably. gotta hope chavis earns that million dollars a year in the meantime.


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i was busy watching the masters and forgot to tune in.  it was a good thing, you motherfuckers make it sound like we couldn't execute simple pee wee football tiddlywinks on offense.

The integrity of our surprising speed has been kept in tact.

Edit: Kendrick Jackson looks like a total badass against dudes that will be bagging groceries soon.

« Last Edit: April 07, 2018, 03:56:46 PM by Animal »

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Reading the press conference transcript and not impressed. Imagine if HDN drank 6 Red Bull’s and then answered questions from the media.

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I didn't see TJ Hammonds. Is he still on the team?

This is going to be a great 4 years and possibly 8.  The amount of butthurt from the left is already at glorious levels.

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I didn't see TJ Hammonds. Is he still on the team?
NM, just saw him in postgame.

This is going to be a great 4 years and possibly 8.  The amount of butthurt from the left is already at glorious levels.

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Reading the press conference transcript and not impressed. Imagine if HDN drank 6 Red Bull’s and then answered questions from the media.

If he doesn’t win, it’s going to be vicious around here in a couple of years.

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At least Woopig is in midseason form on their bitching, we got that going for us.

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Final score? Attendance? Ironed pants? Clock malfunctions?


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I didn't see TJ Hammonds. Is he still on the team?
He had a catch early and I think maybe a couple short gains. I think clearly we were saving him for the playoffs.


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Even the late, great Petrino only managed 5 wins in his first season while transitioning to a new offensive style.

In short, I wouldn’t expect a whole lot this season from football. 


This here.  It's going to take some time. 


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If he doesn’t win, it’s going to be vicious around here in a couple of years.

I don’t think it will take that long. There are many people that were never sold on him and that 14-24 record will be used against him.  The schedule is weak this year.  He needs to find 7 or more wins out of the gate.

I like most of the things he is doing, but his personality doesn’t resonate with me.  I think he is genuine, but it doesn’t work for me.  But, all that matters is that it resonates with recruits and he wins games.

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At least Woopig is in midseason form on their bitching, we got that going for us.

It’s the only consistent thing in Razorback athletics. 

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I don’t think it will take that long. There are many people that were never sold on him and that 14-24 record will be used against him.  The schedule is weak this year.  He needs to find 7 or more wins out of the gate.

I like most of the things he is doing, but his personality doesn’t resonate with me.  I think he is genuine, but it doesn’t work for me.  But, all that matters is that it resonates with recruits and he wins games.

I’m not sold on him, but I certainly don’t think he needs to win seven. I don’t think he will, even if he is really good. Sold on him or not, I’ll give him the same chance I’ve given every other coach.

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I don’t think it will take that long. There are many people that were never sold on him and that 14-24 record will be used against him.  The schedule is weak this year.  He needs to find 7 or more wins out of the gate.

I like most of the things he is doing, but his personality doesn’t resonate with me.  I think he is genuine, but it doesn’t work for me.  But, all that matters is that it resonates with recruits and he wins games.

What football coach resonates with anyone? They’re all goofy-dicks that speak in cliches and fragments:

Gus? Check
Saban? Check
Chip? Check
Mullen? Double check
Dabo? Check x a billion

If Bret’s goofy ass gets 5 years after going 4-8 after inheriting a couple dozen NFL players, seems like Morris should get until August before we bitch. Then again,  I can’t blame hog fans. We’ve earned our ptsd.



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