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We’re not winning more than 6.
 
Y’all do this crazy shit every time we get a new coach.  You seem to forget, Petrino needed some miracle conversions to avoid starting his Arkansas career 0-2 against W Illinois and ULM.

Just curious, what's your "we aren't losing more than" number?

In terms of Bobby's first year, while we won close games against shitty teams early in the year, we also lost three SEC games that year by less than five points total. That easily could have been a six win team and it was much tougher schedule (Texas and Tulsa were ranked in the out-of-conference when we played them).

I also think Petrino inherited a much worse roster. He had one tailback, and he weighed 170 pounds. His best receiver was Lucas Miller, a former walkon. Just a terrible situation.


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And, the Ole Miss game was lost due to a bogus PI call in the closing minutes.

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Just going on record and saying we win 5 games this year.  Maybe.  I'm getting a real goober vibe from Morris.  Hope I am wrong.  Chavis may be the wildcard.  If he can turn this defense into anything resembling a competent unit then that changes everything.  I'm not darksiding, just don't see how we can expect this group to suddenly flip a switch and have the fire to actually compete.  They have for the most part laid down and quit at the first sign of adversity.  We better hope Morris can recruit Texas as well as the "experts" told us he can or else this is our John Pelphrey for football.           


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Just going on record and saying we win 5 games this year.  Maybe.  I'm getting a real goober vibe from Morris.  Hope I am wrong.  Chavis may be the wildcard.  If he can turn this defense into anything resembling a competent unit then that changes everything.  I'm not darksiding, just don't see how we can expect this group to suddenly flip a switch and have the fire to actually compete.  They have for the most part laid down and quit at the first sign of adversity.  We better hope Morris can recruit Texas as well as the "experts" told us he can or else this is our John Pelphrey for football.         

I don't think a coach that stresses speed can come in and take over possibly the slowest team in college football and have much success initially.  I'm not going to hold it against the guy if Hogs only win 2 games next year.  To me he gets the dreaded "two year free pass". 

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I don't think a coach that stresses speed can come in and take over possibly the slowest team in college football and have much success initially.  I'm not going to hold it against the guy if Hogs only win 2 games next year.  To me he gets the dreaded "two year free pass".


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Yeah, well, sometimes you have to take risks in life, Wally does not.

THIS.

These shills missing another exclusive  with a Razorback coach revealing his favorite color or discovering what kind of tree they'd be if they could be a tree is not my idea of any big loss.  Printing coach speak is the pathway of least resistance and sheds no light on what's actually happening.  Unfortunately, that's why wild internet message board rumors are so often given credence by those who read them. 

I expect coaches to speak in cliche.  It's what most do and it's the safest path for them.  After all, most have enough problems preparing for and winning football games.  But in most other SEC states, you'll find some sports reporters who cast a critical eye at their state schools...certainly NOT all of their reporters but some.  They criticize, they question, they second guess everything from play-calling to recruiting and they're often unreasonable.  Here in Arkansas, our embarrassment is that we have no one in state media who is anything but a fawning sycophant until the moment a coach is history.  At the point of firing/resignation, everything is fair game.  It's a pattern Hog fans have seen many times.

Our sports reporters have no credibility.  They have no one to blame but themselves.   Wally is a great example. 

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Ferret Top is now telling this story he has heard through several different sources he claims.  When Pittman left it was no secret that he and Bert parted acrimoniously and Bert did quite a lot of bitching about him.  It seems that he did so much bitching that when he was calling around looking for his replacement that he would continue to bitch about Pittman.  Eventually he worked around to calling Rex Ryan and not realizing that Ryan was friends with Pittman, bitched quite a lot to Ryan.  At that point, Ryan saw an opportunity to kill two birds with one stone and rid himself of a dud assistant and fuck over Bert.  So, he recommended the hell out of his morbidly obese assistant to the offensive line coach who was clearly a dud, and what do you know, Bert hired him.
Yeah I told this story on here a couple months ago. Ferret top must’ve saw it and now is running with it like he was told by someone high up the chain. He doesn’t know shit about this. The story is 100% true. Pittman told the guy who was his next door neighbor in Fayetteville. I know the guy. They became good friends and he even visited and stayed at Pittman’s house in Georgia for a game this year. I was told not to say anything but hey I’m a dick.

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Yeah I told this story on here a couple months ago. Ferret top must’ve saw it and now is running with it like he was told by someone high up the chain. He doesn’t know shit about this. The story is 100% true. Pittman told the guy who was his next door neighbor in Fayetteville. I know the guy. They became good friends and he even visited and stayed at Pittman’s house in Georgia for a game this year. I was told not to say anything but hey I’m a dick.

Yes. Yes you definitely are.


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Yeah I told this story on here a couple months ago. Ferret top must’ve saw it and now is running with it like he was told by someone high up the chain. He doesn’t know shit about this. The story is 100% true. Pittman told the guy who was his next door neighbor in Fayetteville. I know the guy. They became good friends and he even visited and stayed at Pittman’s house in Georgia for a game this year. I was told not to say anything but hey I’m a dick.

He got sources..


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Yeah I told this story on here a couple months ago. Ferret top must’ve saw it and now is running with it like he was told by someone high up the chain. He doesn’t know shit about this. The story is 100% true. Pittman told the guy who was his next door neighbor in Fayetteville. I know the guy. They became good friends and he even visited and stayed at Pittman’s house in Georgia for a game this year. I was told not to say anything but hey I’m a dick.

Well, then fuck Ferret Top.  I just want to go on record and remind everyone that I said Bert was a dumbfuck in 2013.


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Yeah I told this story on here a couple months ago. Ferret top must’ve saw it and now is running with it like he was told by someone high up the chain. He doesn’t know shit about this. The story is 100% true. Pittman told the guy who was his next door neighbor in Fayetteville. I know the guy. They became good friends and he even visited and stayed at Pittman’s house in Georgia for a game this year. I was told not to say anything but hey I’m a dick.

But the thing is you are wrong on like 95% of the shit you post about.


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Will Gragg is the first transfer domino to fall.


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Will Gragg is the first transfer domino to fall.

The GAC is going to have a bunch of former hogs this fall.

Eat me.

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Will Gragg is the first transfer domino to fall.

There's a thread for this.....


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Remember he turned down Saban after his first year here and cited his mom in okie telling him to honor his word.
Obviously it got to the point after Chaney left he was looking for the first train out of town.

Remember donuts said Sam told him he didn’t need a non-compete and he fell for it. Probably doesn’t have a prenup either

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A few folks here might want to pump the brakes on that 7-8 wins talk.

Hot off the presses from @BetDSI
SEC Regular Season Win Totals:

Alabama 10.5 (Over -130, Under +110)
Georgia 10.5
Auburn 9
Miss. St. 8
LSU 7.5
Texas A&M 7
S. Carolina 7
Florida 7
Missouri 6.5
Ole Miss 6
Kentucky 6
Tennessee 5.5
Arkansas 5.5
Vanderbilt 5

That was not a good team we barely beat at home.  We seriously may not win another game this season. - BASS January 20, 2018, 07:40:43 PM

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If that holds close to form, it would be the worst season in the SEC that I can remember. There will be A LOT of unhappiness to go around.

<--- I'm with him

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A few folks here might want to pump the brakes on that 7-8 wins talk.

Hot off the presses from @BetDSI
SEC Regular Season Win Totals:

Alabama 10.5 (Over -130, Under +110)
Georgia 10.5
Auburn 9
Miss. St. 8
LSU 7.5
Texas A&M 7
S. Carolina 7
Florida 7
Missouri 6.5
Ole Miss 6
Kentucky 6
Tennessee 5.5
Arkansas 5.5
Vanderbilt 5

They pretty well always have us between 5.5 and 6.5.  This is nothing new. 

If we don't win at least six games this year we probably hired the wrong guy.  I won't call for his head unless he goes 0-8 in the SEC (there should be a termination for clause provision in every contract we issue that allows us to shitcan a coach who goes 0-fer in the league at any time).  But if he can't win six against the easiest schedule we've had since Nutt was here, it doesn't bode well for his future chances of success. 


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If I had any balls I would take out a second mortgage for a Arkansas/florida over parlay


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We better hope Morris can recruit Texas as well as the "experts" told us he can or else this is our John Pelphrey for football.         

If we don't win at least six games this year we probably hired the wrong guy.


What is with this shit?

I’ve never experienced anyone working at CFA being a jerk or rude but yesterday I encountered a guy in the drive thru who was not only rude but a jerk. When I finally had my order and he didn’t even say my pleasure I yelled “thanks for being a jerk” and drove off.

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What is with this shit?

I'm talking about his persona.  If he wins, that jazzed up huckster vibe Morris has going on will be endearing.  If we lose he will get torn apart by the fans for that shtick ala Pelphrey at the end of his tenure.  Not saying we won't win, just that a goober like public persona is going to get old quickly if we finish with two or three shitty seasons. 


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I prefer to not lay down on the ground and have a good bleed until we have to.

I’ve never experienced anyone working at CFA being a jerk or rude but yesterday I encountered a guy in the drive thru who was not only rude but a jerk. When I finally had my order and he didn’t even say my pleasure I yelled “thanks for being a jerk” and drove off.

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I prefer to not lay down on the ground and have a good bleed until we have to.

hey now, every warrior needs to lay down and have a good bleed

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anyone seen the Instagram video of Kelly being escorted out of a party this weekend?