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Offline acater

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2018 High School Football
« on: April 18, 2018, 05:26:25 PM »
Casey Dick named the HC for Van Buren.

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Re: 2018 High School Football
« Reply #1 on: April 18, 2018, 05:55:15 PM »
I’m already a darksider on that hire. Can’t wait till he’s fired. Then they will be the...


Dickless Pointers.
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Re: 2018 High School Football
« Reply #2 on: April 18, 2018, 06:08:14 PM »
I’m already a darksider on that hire. Can’t wait till he’s fired. Then they will be the...


Dickless Pointers.
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Re: 2018 High School Football
« Reply #3 on: April 18, 2018, 06:59:16 PM »
As opposed to the Dick Pointers?

<--- I'm with him

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Re: 2018 High School Football
« Reply #4 on: April 18, 2018, 09:21:56 PM »
As opposed to the Dick Pointers?

This will be on a lot of opponents radars.....

Lots of good opportunity for those ridiculous summer motivational shirts that thy wear
In the off season.

"We get up early for dick"


Possible news feed:
Dick heads the program in the right direction
Dick leading pointers north to visit said opponents

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Re: 2018 High School Football
« Reply #5 on: April 18, 2018, 09:23:06 PM »
This will be on a lot of opponents radars.....

Lots of good opportunity for those ridiculous summer motivational shirts that thy wear
In the off season.

"We get up early for dick"


Possible news feed:
Dick heads the program in the right direction
Dick leading pointers north to visit said opponents
Bet Wally leads with "Pointers Led By Dick" in his column about this.


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Re: 2018 High School Football
« Reply #6 on: April 18, 2018, 10:15:11 PM »
This will be on a lot of opponents radars.....

Lots of good opportunity for those ridiculous summer motivational shirts that thy wear
In the off season.

"We get up early for dick"


Possible news feed:
Dick heads the program in the right direction
Dick leading pointers north to visit said opponents

Van Buren can't play football for Dick seems more like it.

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Re: 2018 High School Football
« Reply #7 on: April 18, 2018, 10:26:10 PM »
They'll be holding' on to that rope and moving mountains in no time...
 ::)

The first thing we're gonna do is we're gonna acknowledge that this guy is awesome.  I mean he shoots Theo Tonin;  fakes his own death in a spectacular fashion;  pushes a guy out of an airplane while he's flyin' it;  parachutes into Harlan County with enough coke and cash to jumpstart the economy of a small country;  then he has the balls to get a job in law enforcement - not once but two times;  he spends a couple days ridin' around with you - while you're lookin' for him;  and now he's run off with a hooker that's half his age.  That's some badass shit.

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Re: 2018 High School Football
« Reply #8 on: April 18, 2018, 11:48:09 PM »
Van Buren led by Coach Porkula.


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Re: 2018 High School Football
« Reply #9 on: April 19, 2018, 08:43:11 AM »


Dick was apparently one of the finalists for the Little Rock Central job before he got the Van Buren gig.

Recommendation in for Little Rock Central football coach


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Re: 2018 High School Football
« Reply #10 on: April 19, 2018, 08:43:56 AM »

Resonance...metal folding chairs or hard tile floors cannot be beaten when it comes to firing off a loud fart.

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Re: 2018 High School Football
« Reply #11 on: April 19, 2018, 08:46:12 AM »
Don't Dick around when we play Van Buren!


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Re: 2018 High School Football
« Reply #12 on: April 19, 2018, 08:48:02 AM »


Van Buren Pointers Football 2018:  YOU DON'T KNOW DICK!

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Re: 2018 High School Football
« Reply #13 on: April 19, 2018, 12:40:43 PM »
Van Buren finally got its hands on Dick


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Re: 2018 High School Football
« Reply #14 on: May 02, 2018, 11:31:30 PM »
PA expands to Showtime.  Donors giving "Billions".
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Re: 2018 High School Football
« Reply #15 on: May 03, 2018, 09:47:29 AM »
Any word on local high school coach openings? I know Gravette & Elkins head coaches left and now have openings to fill.